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what you drinking?

Badalamenti or Bontade?
Totò or Binnu?
Andreotti or Cossiga?

Whereabouts in Romania do you originate

why can't italian companies do shit without fucking up?

what do you think about fernet?

Would you hug a german?
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Sardinian beer.

Non so chi siano i primi.
Mi fan cagare entrambi, personalmente.
Entrambi morti, come è giusto che stiano.

I like Romania, but I don't come from there.

But they can?

Alcohol for old people.

Why not :3

Will you vote for Berlusconi?

>italian
>sardinian beer

I will vote for his coalition, yes.

AYOOOO

why the fuck are there so many Pajeets in Rome why do they even go there

really?
young people drink fernet in here...

>I will vote for his coalition, yes.
Good, my ancestor :)

ma sei sardo?

Where in Italy do you live?

why did you let all these niggers in? i was in tuscany recently and it's all black! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

Good, I'm not saying it's a bad spirit, just that old people drink it here.

:3

No. Ma l'Ichnusa costa uno sputo dove vivo, quindi è cosa buona e giusta.

Lombardy.

Because our gov't is run by PD. When PD run things, you just know things will go bad.

your replies are too polites, you aren't drunk

That's how the Italian works. He's aggressive when sober and polite when drunk.

What part of Italy are you from? (Provence)

bravo picciotto

Do you have any hobbies?

Provence is in France, not Italy.

That's too specific, I won't answer this question.

Several, but I'm not exceptionally good at any of those. I play bass guitar and drums.

Are they singing in a chorerent manner? Is ther structure to it? They're finns.

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Isn't that just like a wop?

Cool, so you like rhythmical instruments. Have any other interests?

Why? You're afraid I'm gonna doxx you or something? Che figata

Would you be hostile towards me if I was sightseeing there?

Hi Will.

The accent is ok, but some of their lyrics are hardly understandable.

I like to write and to read books. Nothing exceptionally great about me.

Nod really :DDD just I never answer which provincia I'm from.

Why?

Sup.

t. Nicotine-addled alcoholic of an Englishman trying to pass off as an authentic Italian

holy shit maybe i'm italian

hello mr. pugliese

I like to write too, mostly poetry. What do you write?

I keep a diary, write lyrics for my band that I have yet to form, etc.

OP is hardly Italian. He's a 30-something year old British NEET whose daily routine comprises of drunk driving, falling down staircases and hacking up tar.

Because you could be fed up with immigrants or something

How do you know? And why does he live in Italy?

>i don't have any fun the post

Refugee or identitarian?

What?

Do you really hate your northern italian diaspora in real life or is it just a thing you do on Sup Forums?

He runs dozens of Sup Forums WhatsApp groups and posts pictures of alcohol and cigarette ashtrays all day long.

el diablo..

Why not drink Sardinian port? It is delicious!

We don't hate diaspora, it's just a meme.

Because beer is cheaper.

Going to sleep, lads.

See you tomorrow.