Ya'll niggas ready for some Jackie Chan kino?

Ya'll niggas ready for some Jackie Chan kino?
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>co-starring with pierce brosnan
>director by the guy who directed casino royale and goldeneye

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name 10 things that are not Jackie Chan

>hollywood jackie

>western jackie chan flick
>nigger music starts playing

>fatal bombing in UK
>whites will almost certainly by the culprits can't wait to see it

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FUCK

yes

Pure pottery

>what is the IRA

Wait, are you unfamiliar with the century old terrorist/freedom fighting group?

jay?

Is this movie set over 20 years in the past?

>old school white terrorists in modern britain
the opening shot clearly shows modern uk

There was a fatal IRA bombing in 2011.

Are you fucking retarded? Potato niggers have been at each others throats since we carved them up.

They just reopened hostilities a few years ago.

There's also been unionist terror pretty much consistently since the original IRA disarmed.

>terror
Only people can be terrorized, drunky.

>jackie chan takes on the ira
>pierce brosnan as gerry adams
top kek, i'll have to see this

As a huge Jackie Chan fan, I don't see this point. He's just going to be doubled for everything or have all the stunts CGI-enhanced or wired. That, and it'll probably be a bunch of lameass western-style Bourne wannabe fights.

Jackie was the king at his particular style, but there's no reason to cast him in a role like this anymore at his age. Does it even have his stunt team? Does Jackie get to oversee the editing and choreography? I saw the trailer and it looked better than most western action shit but still a far cry from Jackie's prime.

>serious Jackie movie
why

I DONT WANT TROUBLE

have you not watched shinjuku incident? one of his best films

what's the IRA?
Islamist Rights Association?

This is a great serious Jackie Chan movie too

The only good part of that movie is the Lego store fight. It's lame melodrama otherwise.

he's been saying he wants to do serious roles for a while and there is no sin vile enough to deserve a part on that jaden smith karate kid movie. so i'll support him on this

Well, it has beena while since I've seen it and I remember liking it, that's a shame but yeah the Lego store fight was the most memorable scene.

>jaden smith karate kid movie
It was a dumb unnecessary movie, but it wasn't that bad. Certainly not any worse than the first one which is a pretty bad movie despite its place in pop culture.

wait. all memes aside this might actually be the return of action kino. from the trailer you can see genuine Jackie Chan Stunt Team work. There's choreographed combat sequences shot from static cameras. No meme-cutting here. Can't wait.

Luc Besson knockoff

this 2017 jackie chan movie looks like it's gonna be a good action comedy
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They're trying to get the nostalgia crowd of 90s kids who grew up with movies where the IRA are the bad guys.

Damn

I'd like to get my hopes up, but I've been burned too many times. Calling it now: there'll be a handful of scenes and some decent action shots, just enough for the trailer to hype up a few fights before the movie comes out so they can market it as old-school Jackie or whatever the fuck. The actual movie will have, like, 2 decent bits totaling 5 minutes with obvious doubling for Jackie. And probably takes digitally stitched together to look longer. I hope I'm wrong.

>director by the guy who directed casino royale and goldeneye

and Green Lantern

delet

>"you brew up dohtah; i gib you twable"
The movie is full of accents that'll scare white Americans off.

>Potato niggers
>white
The eternal paddy should be grateful we even consider him human.

Luc Besson is a knockoff of the Asian action movie industry.

Spotted the buttmad potato nigger.

>NOT ALL IRISH
LEL

this shit right here ruined it

it'll be the perfect kino if the bombers were muslims, just imagine Jackie saving europe from fucking sandniggers

missed oportunity

Well good thing the terrorist arent white, just Irish.

God damn Americans are stupid.

>unionist terror
nice meme /leftypol/

God damn europoors are stupid. The IRA is not the preeminent bombing threat these days, hasn't been for decades.

>mfw its finally coming out

I remember reading about this when Little Big Solider was released

He is doing the fighting scenes, but not sure about the jumps and stunts, you can't really keep asking him to do that kind of stuff at that age, I rather keep seeing in movies doing less jumps and stunts that one day read the news and discover he died doing a stunt.

>the IRA
>relevant in current year
lmao?

People keep asking if Jackie Chan is back.

I'm thinking yeah, he's back.

The music is awkward in the trailer.

"welcome to new york"

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AYO
HOL' UP SON

GL was good though?

HA HA TIME FOR CHAN WICK

so muslims killed his cute chink daughter?

Unionists murdered shit loads of people lol

>It's not terror if they like the Queen

>yfw Jackie will die one day

>Jackie Chan will die in your lifetime

he's asain. he will probably outlive all of us

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Jackie Chan

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fuck

Oh boy another thread full of retarded amerisharts and potato niggers

This movie is based on the 1992 book written by Stephen Leather called the Chinaman, about a Vietnamese man who loses his wife and daughter in an IRA explosion.

>another movie with a loner avenging his families death featuring an ageing action star

wow, so creative

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No this one

>Kino

You had to ruin a perfectly good thread you meme spewing fucktard.

A CHALLENGER APPEARS!?

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>deal with DUP
>increased tension due to possible breach of Good Friday agreement
>american education

>hur dur subtext
>wait wtf does subtext mean

It's based on a novel from 20 years in the past.

CIA's daughter:Everyone's already inside...bye dad!


CIA: 30 thousand pounds for names in the flight plan

Robert: Im sorry sir, thats not how we do things here.

Mr.Henessy: Hello?

He's here again, thats 5 days in a row now, what does he want?


CIA: Mr. Henessy please find out the name of the passengers.

Mr.Henessy: I work for the goverment, not mercenaries.

CIA: You used to work for them.

Mr.Henessy: I dont know how the mercenaries are.

He's trained, maybe CIA, just wants you to know he's in control.

Mr.Henessy: He's a man in khakis running cirles around the lot of us, he's in control every step of the way.

Thug: Boarding pass?

Mr.Henessy: You have no idea who's flight this is

CIA: Yes, I do.

The Operative.

>he doesn't use kino ironically
LMAO AT YOUR LIFE

>Mandarin

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I swear if this Foreigner film has a Jackie Chan sung outro theme I'll fight everyone in the theater.

Old man Jackie is the beeest

you guys are fucking insane

this is clearly is best song by far

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my face hurts

Not enough:
>You are a tiny guy
>FOH YUU

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get out now

PUNISHED CHAN

jesus christ he seems completely out of shape.

>from the director of casino royale
1 round in the chamber, spin the barrel
>that music
press the .38 against my temple
>add played out """"""""""ex special ops"""""""""" gimmick
*click*

I'm not feeling it
Formulaic as fuck but with Jackie Chan

Hollywood execs needs to be cleansed, like everyone of them should be rounded up in boxcars.
Let in fresh blood, this type of script I would wipe my ass with

He's over 60 and would body your ass

So will this be his 4th kino?

looks boring as fuck

>be in London
>get exploded

Brave move.

>IRA

Oh.

>chan as an old man operator

My dick's hard.

Doesn't hold a candle to the original.

But unionists are leftists...?

>plastic paddy gets triggered episode
>i'm shipping out to BAWWWSTON starts playing

I'm only watching this if People's army takes control of Britain in the end.

chan's character is vietnamese in this movie

wait really?

scrub through the trailer, it shows his character's passport or something

what is supposed to be jackie chans character background? chinese spec ops?

Gurkha

How many fatal muslim bombings has there been since that one IRA bombing in 2011?

Goddamn whats wrong with people in this thread,

ITS BASED ON A BOOK BY STEPHEN LEATHER

CALLED

THE CHINAMAN

WRITTEN IN 1992

ABOUT A VIETNAMESE EX-SOLDIER WHO'S FAMILY GETS BOMBED BY THE IRA

AN IRA TURNED POLITICIAN KNOWS THE BOMBERS

fucking read a book cunt

Pleb

ah cool, makes sense

The Chinaman understood death.

Jungle-skilled, silent and lethal, Nguyen Ngoc Minh had killed for the Viet Cong and then for the Americans. Imprisoned and tortured after the Communist victory, he escaped with his wife and baby daughter to Hong Kong - but only after being forced to watch Thai pirates rape and kill his two eldest daughters.

Now the proud owner of the Double Happiness Chinese takeaway in South London, he watches his daughter grow into a beautiful young woman, secure in the knowledge that the horrors of his homeland are finally behind him.

Until the day an IRA bomb in a Knightsbridge store snatches his family from him in a horrific maelstrom of fire and glass.

Then, simply but persistently, he began to ask the authorities who were the men responsible, what was being done. And was turned away, fobbed off, treated as a nuisance.

Which was when the Chinaman, denied justice, decided on revenge. And went back to war.

>Irish terorrists
Is the IRA even doing bombings these days? Seems like its just muslims doing terrorist attacks.