Has browsing Sup Forums made anyone else really retarded in social situations?

Has browsing Sup Forums made anyone else really retarded in social situations?
>Go to friends house for friends birthday
>Having a few drinks
>Get 10/10 hammered
>Guy from Africa shows up and starts doing weird tribal dance
>Laugh uncontrollably, forget where I'm not on the internet
>Call him a nigger repeatedly
>Get kicked out
>Go home and go on Sup Forums

Lmao. Sean? You fucking dumbass

i don't have friends so i am improving while on Sup Forums

Thats not my name

sure thing sean

Lmao. Bryan? You fucking dumbass

Stop posting Sean

I've always been socially retarded.
but haha funny story very true and factual

I used to use memes in my vocabulary when I was younger desu. Had a lot of confused looks in my life.

>Call him a nigger repeatedly
>Get kicked out
lmao

Come on dude. There's no way that you did this and you aren't Sean. The chances of such a coincidence are impossible.

>show people my trap porn collection
>they think I'm a degenerate sicko weirdo

>Visiting Canada from Africa
>Go to guys house with friends
>Having good time
>Start dancing
>Some drunk asshole named Sean starts calling me a nigger
>Get pissed, everyone jumps to my defence
>Sean leaves
>Feel like shit for being called a nigger
>Go home and go on Sup Forums

>be American
>be in Canada because I saw it in a dream
>at some guy's shitty Canadian party
>not having a good time
>not dancing but watching faggots dance
>some drunk guy named Sean starts calling some black dude a nigger
>watch as Sean is spit on and yelled at
>he leaves
>black dude looks sad
>some Canadian sucks off a dog
>go home

>have Indian guy from college over to my house for a group project
>asks me where my toilet is
>without thinking say "didn't you see the street when you came here?"
>everyone looks at me like I'm retarded

>It's my birthday, invite a bunch of friends to my house
>we're drinking and having a good time
>my african friend Rashida starts showing us this tribal dance thing
>Sean laughs uncontrollably and calls him a nigger
>kick him out
>Rashida is bothered and leaves
>party ruined
>go home and on Sup Forums

10/10

You forgot the part where you raped someone, Sean.

Sean comes to Sup Forums? He wouldn't be posting with a Canadian flag though. He would have the VPN on and some really obscure flag.

Sean has been shitposting here for years.

I'm mentally sane enough to know that an anonymous image board isn't an accurate representation of society. I've been browsing this shithole off and on for years and It's never affected my social interactions, nor have opinions I've agreed with or shared on here really had any relevance in my life.

It's like watching a sit-com, and then going outside trying to make wise cracks at every opportunity with long pauses between sentences and wondering why there's no laugh track in real life.

He was legendary in /hoc/ but I haven't seen his name in awhile. I haven't really been going there anyway.

hey show me your trap porn collection, i won't think you're a degenerate sicko weirdo

I don't talk to people so no, not at all