Questionable Content General #12,789,013: DANGDANGDANGDA

Thats not how Alarm Clocks work Jeph.

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PORN? Porn when? PORN! POOOOOORN NOW!

Why does he have so many people wear those ugly ear-things?

Because he wears them.

how is this not how alarm clocks work?

Didn't he make a joke about how stupid they look once?

She mentioned she collects alarm clocks because autism and regular clocks aren't good enough for her. It's not that weird to think she has one with a real bell.

Sup Forums and SJWs will say "cuz africa", but it's a really weird fetish that predates every other fetish known to man, even feet and furfaggotry. It developed independently in the africa-asia-europe complex and south america. Cuz aliens.

Its a comic about hipsters, he's going to draw them wearing hipster things

Like new character fine, don't like new characters friend and this comic could have happened at like any point in the whole run of the comic

Alarm clocks can have snooze buttons on the top and it woke her up at 12 instead of 2pm because her friend set it earlier. Jeph is a huge fuck up; you don't need to make up stuff to nitpick at.

WHEN IS TRANNY BROTHER GOING TO FUCK AUTISM!?

this shit still exist?
well, the definitive proof that you don't need a plot to do a comic

wow what an ableist bitch, she thinks she can just walk all over someone's patterns because she thinks she knows better?

>ableist
Do I even wanna know?

Pretty much SJW's claim they are fighting the good fight for others when in reality, they are just not getting it by trampling over said others thinking they need that help.

Why is every character in this comic just a recolor of another character?

If you're not deferential to people who have physical or mental problems you're Hitler

In before she ends up working with Dora & Company.

oh...
oh god, how did i not see that coming

>fat black raven
>mexican faye

what

Cool clock, brown.

>has a place to stay and someone to take care of them.
>applies for assistance
Yep, that's a black character. Also, went is she wearing a hoodie in the middle of summer.

Where did they talk about assistance ? They only mentioned unemployement, which she should get since she's jobless
Alos doesn't she have insurance for the bar and appartment ? That shit is usually insured

>job listings in a physical newspaper
What kind of anachronistic shit is this

>sets an alarm for fucking two pm
Why does Jeph not understand how the world actually works?

I work nights and set mine for 5 PM.

>Let me punch you in the face for being a fucking cunt, Renee!

Boobies.

I was wondering the same thing. This can't still be a thing.

Unemployment is not public assistance you dumb shit plus she's trying to get her a job.

Man I hate people like Renee, the kind who treats favors as currency.

> Black girl
> Getting other people employed
Is this so she can continue to live on disability while collecting food stamps for 3 imaginary kids?

Hipster and it's the new lipring.

Remember when dreads were big?

Hey, shut up about Questionable Content for a goddamned second, and appreciate this sick AnimeKino.


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Um, you're not eligible for unemployment unless you were employed over a certain period of time. I think this sucks because she's going from being a self-employed business owner to potentially winding up working as a barista in a coffee shop.

>Um
Stop

Didn't this character have a harpoon? Put that thing to good use. SPLIT YER LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER!

>um

And they say Sup Forums isn't tumblr.

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If Black Chick is already annoyed by Other Chick's autism, how did they strike up a friendship in the first place? In fact, the whole friendship thing seems entirely one-sided.

>Didn't he make a joke about how stupid they look once?

I think so, but that was very VERY early on. If I remember correctly, he drew himself as a customer who walked into the coffee shop and got insulted by Faye, then acted insanely proud about how he had no problem poking fun at himself. I somehow doubt he'd find it within himself to do stuff like that nowadays, though.

In the QC universe where all the PCs are people, you have to look for a job in the newspaper if you want to get through the process without having the computer shout I GOT A JOB FOR YA and then attatching a dildo dongle

>...to potentially winding up working as a barista in a coffee shop.

One guess as to which one it'll end up being.

She keeps babying her so maybe they became friends at school.

wait i haven't been keeping up
is marten now a mixed trans girl with a skin disorder and dora became the giant beautiful black woman she desired to be?

will you be watching with subtitles?

get it
cause she's deaf

pretty much

The Secret Bakery?

I hope Brun gets a job at the convenient store or whatever May is working at instead of the coffee shop so the comic can shift to the antics of Brun and May and have less Emily and Dora and etc.

After they conveniently run into eachother. Neither one has the other's contact information still.

It's hardcore manipulative shit, but Jeph's too much of a cuck to realize that people who do that are straight up bastards who want to own you.

Um, you guys are, like, problematic, y'know?

(Seriously though, if either of you have ever ended a post with "desu senpai" then give yourself a Kurt Cobain special, because that shit is every bit as faggy and you damn well know it.)

I'd be a robosexual whore if it paid well. That shit would be funny as hell. Plus, I'd get to say my job's toolkit included dildo dongles, and that's a fun phrase to say.

Given that he maimed his hand over some mild criticism, this just comes off as hilariously pathetic. I have to wonder if Jeph was always this crazy, or if it got worse over time.

WHAT RACE IS EYEBROWS? SHE DOESNT LOOK LIKE ANYTHING

I'm still hoping on tanned german and/or part inuit.

Actually newspapers are still the best place to look for immediate local jobs.

Mainly because most business owners and higher management at companies are baby b pomeranian who can't into internet.

>baby b pomeranian
Holy shit, autocorrect.

>baby b pomeranian

>talking about old people who can't into internet
>lets autocorrect send "baby b pomeranian"

>doesn't know that being called a baby b pomeranian is a dire insult

What does it mean then?

You're getting money for free from the government. You're a leech.

"I'm a faggot who can't use autocorrect"

It means you're a young bitch yap dog. Pic related!

You've never been unemployed, have you ?

He probably got all mentally fucked when he got himself castrated at his wife's behest.

Dude, the newspapers want ads where I live are half a page. Most jobs these days are online application only.

>triggered over two letters

You only get unemployment if you actually paid into the system significantly.

I've never been employed

t. millennial

oh great we're back on these two

+1 to this answer.

>I somehow doubt he'd find it within himself to do stuff like that nowadays, though.

Of course he won't do it, then it makes HIM look like the cis-scum white male tumblr hates.

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He very aggressively defended them now, saying in response to 'they look bad when you're older': "GRRRR DUH EVERYTHING LOOKS BAD WHEN YOU'RE OLDER".

Given that he's going to commit suicide before he gets to 50, I don't think he has to worry much about how he looks.

>catch up on this shitheap
>"I won't let those bigots dictate my actions"
>"this shop was a negative space"
I don't really know what I expected

Everytime I look in these threads the focus is on characters I have never fucking seen before.

Christ Jacques could you slow it down at least a little bit?

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Jeph needs to read Drowtales.

He runs multiple story arcs at the same time, but they don't ever really cross with each other.

While Drowtales has a single overall story. The changing characters, is just to tell that character's part in the story.

What's happened in QC the past few months? I haven't been keeping up and want to know if it's worth reading I know it won't be but whatever

Actually, Kern is a tad......prudish.

Yes he has Drow Porn......buuuuuuuttttttttt mention "penetration" in any form and the guy goes berserk. He's dedicated entire panels over trying to avoid coitus between his characters when the PAYING FANS demanded it.

Unlike Jephy-Boy here who's attempt to draw naked tits looks like something Elmo from Sesame Street would do if he was hyped up on pixie sticks.

>nerd shaming

Someone call the cyberbully police

Hey, you guys, anime is good again.