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Going to be meeting a senior partner who grew up in Northamptonshire and graduated from Nottingham uni about 20 years ago.

What shall I say to him?

my grandkids will be yellow

reckon i'd look like a right runt if i wore big round speccies

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criticised women on /brit/ yesterday and today my gf broke up with me

man bags, convenient or bent?

you deserve better anyway x

both

The normalos, the Norman forces

in all seriousness
five pounds of what exactly?

might become a youtube/intagram vlogger, seems all you have to do is talk about boring mundane shite for 20 minutes in the morning while you put your makeup on and then take a photo of a nice scone for the 'gram and the normies lap it up

ah wait I'm not a woman never mind

'Alri'

Good can of tuna that lads. John West in spring water, you've got yourself a loyal customer.

anything looks bent on an elliott rodger looking soyboy

could probably stuff a chloroformed toddler or two in there nonce, sure that makes it worth it for you

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Hehe

>sell best player
>beat the champions
>top 4 finish

That Mediocre Liverpool Feel

Been using one for 8 years now

look /reem/
smell /reem/
be /reem/

so it's like the tardis

Five pounds of silver coins back in the days
not nowadays though

I see, are you bent?

honestly yes

>wageslaves

soy

its so hot
hot as the sun and then some
hot as piss
hot as shit
hot as a sweaty jungle spider
my organs are cooking

do you know what a re-tardis? you

>nearly all relationships on Black Mirror are interracial

Brits, what the fuck is this shit? Not even a /po/tard but this message is so loud and hamfisted that i felt the need to ask

lole

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surprised there was a morning train from hiroshima after it had been nuked

Whiter than you Muhammed

dystopian future mate

I see..
*makes a note*
pardon

Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones.

WOT IF YOUR DAD WAS A DARKIE AN YOUR MUM WAS AN IPHONE

Posting from my iPad

Posted from my iPad

Alri Jose

hola senor

racist

you've obviously never been to Japan

The station was at the outskirts of the town probably and was maintained by other autistic wagies lole

yeah, it is cringy. But I'l admit that a few of the episodes are excellent.

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snap

AND I CLAIM THAT IN THE RANKS OF OUR BLACKSHIRT LEGIONS MARCH THE MIGHTY GHOSTS OF ENGLAND’S PAST AND THEIR STRONG ARMS AROUND US AND THEIR VOICES ECHO DOWN THE AGES SAYING “ONWARDS!”

TOGETHER IN BRITAIN WE HAVE LIT A FLAME THAT THE AGES SHALL NOT EXTINGUISH, GUARD THAT SACRED FLAME MY BROTHER BLACKSHIRTS UNTIL IT ILLUMINATES BRITAIN AND LIGHTS AGAIN THE PATH OF MANKIND

Not sure what this has to do with origami mate

wot if your mum was a basketball and everytime you bounced it she could talk to you

A good pleb test: If you sing along to Bohemian Rhapsody when some runt puts it on, you are a pleb

alri lads

Posted from Mimi for Android 1.3.4

wot if you was black but you know who your dad is

Even if I'm a bit drunk?

haha what the fuck

I am white

>Origami

Is this the reeeal life

el goblina...

mainstream meatior a cute

browsing /brit/

Posted from my Powerbook 500

did you like that lad

Are you still in bed?

Haven't been in bed for 11 hours now

el atrocidad....

^

been done before

Thats not new though

yeah but I am still drunk from last night
hope you thought of it yourself

Anonymous

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Britain CRIES OUT for communism

Posted from my iPhone X

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massive post of shit

What's up my legends x

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just left a right warship in the bog

bet this is the LC from earlier who still hasn't FO

Welcome home user san! Do you want bath dinner or *blushes* me...

My flatmate has just called me a 'fucking,black,paki bitch' after an argument she initiated.Don't usually take things to heart but there was no sarcasm/hesitation in her tone.This is not just a joke&is beyond unacceptable.Which organisation/s can I contact for support?!

british girls use a lot of beauty products

am a gimmick innovator
your gimmick idea for the day is:
webms of you writing out the post you want to make by hand

also dropped the kids off at the pool earlier x

Both x

I'll have the bath dinner please

To hide their potato faces

>tfw always make sure to be banned from at least 10 different boards at any given time

Anonymous

for your blessings and protections lads

that's about a billion times more effort than I'd like to be putting into my posts sorry

I'm in

translation: "wouldn't it be hilarious if I wrote out the post I want to make in a webm but I don't know how to make a webm so I'm going to jokingly make other people do it"

what's this?

pulling the blinds as it were

So he's a psychopath? Doesn't the FBI maintain psychological profiles on their own agents?

self conscious of my handwriting so it's not for me but i pass the savings on to you

Nonce

스웨덴

are you a labrador

would crush thaitwats noncey skull under my bootsole if i ever met that creepy fuck irl

forgot to add the webm though