/cum/ - Canada, USA and Mexico

Brady edition

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1st for new hampshire

so i work with a bunch of people from california
they are not really that bad but very #swag

alright

comf day b/c classes stat at 930 lads

>lads

is there a problem hombre?

>is there a problem hombre?

this ends now

>I will never have a school shooter gf
Why live?

The gf

she has the same color eyes as me

Are you as beautiful tho?

no im not a girl

>brady homosex edition
>redditowa brownfag is here
Dropped like a sack of shit.

>ywn have a qt pie gf

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but I have - a few times
may never again tho desu

>may never again tho desu
Did they hurt you?

me in the back ryan in the front

me hugging you
on the right

>prefers a backlit keyboard
is there a quicker way to spot dipshit than this

>Some Finnish autist keeps the /dixie/ general alive

Going to go to work

later buds

oh yeah happy black guy day

Later

>general is about america, canada and mexico
>mexicans don't post a lot

hi
I want to have a Canadian gf

only canadian boys here

>The only Mexicans that regularly post are two Sinaloans

with sisters :)

In short, yes.
In longer form, I get in over my head and make terrible life-altering decisions based on them.
Nearly had a sham marriage with a huezilian, for example.
Now on hiatus.

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frankly, i would bang every single one of those babymetal girls

Dat deng qt puss is the Devil incarnate

are you white?

>people are STILL butthurt about trump calling terrible places shitholes

100%

>babbymetal
What year is this
Is it all a dream
How did I get here

Have you taken any pictures at the metro?

just another white sex tourist

no I don't take the mrt very often despite living 1 min walking distance from it
there is nothing wrong with having sex with girls in foreign countries
still good

Pure poison.
Sweet, sweet poison.

Had nearly written him off before this.
Too based to ignore.

dat pantyhose/ sneaker combo always gets me

Does taiwan love Trump?

im back from work you guys

yes

wtf I hate Ta*wan now

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user.... you gotta let me go, it was an accident. It wasn't your fault.

I'll never let you go, rammen

Should've gone to College

im back from work buds

all my neighbors do is yell at eachother and have extremely loud sex

I found out they are hispanic instead of black though because I heard the woman yell papi

from /diy/

>his neighbors are Hispanic
Fate worse than death

my asian neighbors were worse

My jew neighbor is worse than both of these

what should i text my bigger sister?

Father's slowly turning into reddit incarnate. One of these days I'm going to say to his face that he has to go back.

el americano.....

>tfw cutting into yourseelf
hmmmmmmmm

post your oldest /cum/ meme

newfags need not participate

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el payaso...

gyrate your hips!!

Are we playing lotería

>kids go back to school
>/cum/ comes to a halt

>be cuban in Key Biscayne
>be with friends, most of whom aren't latino
>meet a group of girls, most of whom aren't latina
>we all line up to do the latin kiss on the cheek thing with each other

You know in baseball how the players all line up to shake hands and say "good game"? It was like that with cheek "kissing" (more like touching, it's hard to explain). God I hate this place, I hope Al Gore is right and it'll all be underwater by 2040.

SHEESH. How embarrassing.

move your hips!!

i love american traps

We'll trade you all our traps for an equivalent number of German women

The trick is bringing a beverage to the shower. Two birds, one stone.

deal

>German """women"""

I'd rather have Turkish women

Please, for anyone here who speak or is learning french, give me at least 1 (one) advantage french has over english.
The more I write in english here the most I realize how superior, simpler, clearer and more expressive the language is.
French has so many stupid rules, things you pronounce just because "it sounds better" and others you don't pronounce but still write it for no reason, verbs are inexpressive and too long, it went so far that we don't even know how to ask proper questions anymore...

if you just want to have sex, german women are great
because they are so easy especially when you're american

No one here wants to learn to speak your cum gargling language Pierre, now get the fuck out of my thread.

to be able to speak with french women

he is right

hope you know how to swim buddy

why does this even exists?

if i learn just 5 words a day.

i'll have learnt 1825 words in a year! wow!

which place in the United States fits this description

> places Where it's impossible for autumn to happen

> places Where it is impossible for winter to happen.

> places that has hot and warm weather all year round

> places where the Daylight saving time (DST) is never used

because black lives matter

southern arizona, though it gets chilly during winter

it's basically northwest mexico 2.0 but first world

stores need to be closed because black lives matter?

preferred places in the USA, where the temperature differences throughout the year are very minimal

that's how america works my friend

don't like it, don't come

well shit, bud

you're asking for too much

hawaii would fit more your requirements

not the relevant stores

King would be ashamed if the current generation of blacks though

everybody should be allowed to say nigga

Who is the you can't learn Japanese girl originally?

>New Hampshire
More like Jew Hamper

can an american explain the football thing that was all over twitter a few hours ago to me?

something something last minute miracle

something something black and white man teamwork

Ebony and Ivory

ehhheheheheeeehheeehehhehheeeheeehheee

Pfffff hahahahehehehe