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big mad andy

Honestly, this really IS the most depressive day of the year

Can't believe that Oxford bender is a tarquin too

ahhhhh

Them fucking hawks are playing well

'quin

No Christmas obligations for another 11 and a half months. Pretty good for me mate.

By the end of this week I need to find a partner for group work at uni
Shitting myself with anxiety

Lad, just do a poo in your pants in the lecture hall.

It'll help coordinate a female to work with you

>stack of things in my room falls over with a big loud crash whilst I'm nodding off to sleep last night
>have a panic attack in bed and be on edge for the entire day

going to clean my room

>45% of Daily Mail readers want swearing banned completely

defies parody at this point 2bh

2020 before we know it what then

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2021 probably

Girlfriend is asking me about how come I've never travelled/been on family holidays

Well maybe its because my parents are pikey cunts and were poor you silly bitch

jesus time flies

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wots a good film to watch lads

>he’s not watching the snooker

Mate do you even know what being comfy is

>tfw had to come home from work early today

youtu.be/YEUZtNMSppg
It's a road trip episode

A lot of benders are actual psychotic murderers (see that guy that gave his victims HIV) so I hope Oxford bender is targeted and possibly murdered during a sexual escapade

You are fined one credit for a violation of the Verbal Morality Statute

The French Connection

why

oh my god

cunt needs a fringe

is she russian? if so she knows the answer, she just wants to humiliate you because of your poor childhood, they always do that

>swearing
anyone who gets upset at swearing is a melt
literally nothing wrong with it, they're just words

maybe she's asking why those chose to stay poor instead of having family holidays
valid question tbf

might hit the bong again 2bh

shall I?

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just can't stand your guts from what i've heard. your life will be easy until you die and i'm bitter and hurt.
maybe your high court judge dad can give you a few contacts of the psychotic murderers he's had the pleasure of locking up over the years

strange assumption

pathetic worm

nobodys life is easy DESU

um if people get offended by something then it's problematic and there needs to be consequences sweaty pie x

never left the country
only family holidays have been shitty caravan things in wales or butlins or some other shit
hate it
hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate it

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*poos in your mouth*

used to love my wales family holidays
great fun

imagine if she went to your uni

Sounds comfy

nah
they're choosing to be offended by the swear words

summer stop posting your pics here x

i actually judge people who have an iphone 5 or less

iphone 6 is a bit of a changer imho

literally do not understand where people find friends at uni

I also did lots of domestic holidays but we weren't chav pikey retards that stay in a resort. We would go out hiking in national parks and stuff.
. this country is lovely in the summer

>never left the country

Yank tier

Pugs not drugs

find a mate who does drugs

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Offering to do work for FREE and still not getting job offers. Might as well cide at this point.

Bringing Up Baby

really become obsessed by girls bumholes lads

yeah right mate, let me tell you a story about myself:

>abusive family w/ incidents of domestic abuse during childhood
>mother tried to commit suicide when i was 8 years old
>mum was an epileptic so constantly had to be look after when dad was at work when i was a child
>come from a shitty council estate
>anxiety and depression probs because of trauma

meanwhile in the life of oxford bender
>lives in fucking kensington, kushty lifestyle
>all the money he could ever want
>outstanding academic record where he didn't have things distracting him and the resources on hand by being at an outstanding school

any sidemen man in?

seriously where and how do you encounter any mates regardless of drug activity
im lucky i even have a dealer as things are

are you the one who's on £90k or something

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>they're choosing to be offended by the swear words
As opposed to involuntary offense which is bad and should be banned?

no lol wtf

agree with your sentiment but im not going to read all of that

UCAS deadline today lads xx

Mate there are african kids who have a scrap with lions and hyenas on a daily stop moaning

>involuntary offense
no such thing

can't stand the sight of this sket

Poo nigger!

>they're choosing to be offended
Why would someone choose to be offended?

Christianity

sometimes i just wish i could get fucking mauled by a lion sometimes la #edgy

finally someone said it

join a society

mention drugs

see who pipes up

befriend them

do drugs with them

because they've got a low IQ and have no control over their irrational emotions

talk to people at lectures/socials, figure out who you have most interests in common with and try hang out with them again based on that

do you really need to be trained in socialising? did you never have to make friends at school before?

Faggotoni

Surely choosing to be offended implies control over their reaction.

IMAGINE growing up in kensington

no wonder you end up at oxford

i dropped out of school for a year at one point actually due to a serious head injury causing amnesia and then resulting anxiety/depressive problems

im p much better now
but it wasnt like i was undistracted at school

drugs

Well that interview was short as fuck, the interviewer was as you say, Peng. Back out of Romsoy on the train lads

liscker my mate says Swansea uni is full of crackheads and addicts is this true

FOLC

no because it's an involuntary choice

Oxford bender, are you literally comparing a head injury to watching your own mother try and commit suicide

Anyone who actually chooses to go to Swansea uni has to be a crackhead

did work experience at high street kensington
met some of the safest people there

joined a society once and it was entirely posh girls talking about horses n that
no one talks at lectures, what are socials
yes i need training there should be a course for it for really socially inept types, at school the friends were just there

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>Oppression Olympics in this thread

Fuck off.

ah fuck bumped my head better take a year off

>involuntary choice
I don't understand, are they consciously deciding to be offended by swearing or not?

no
i was just factually correcting the bit where you said it was easy for me to get into oxford because i wasnt distracted and had all the resources i needed at hand

it was still hard and i worked a lot

this is not my beautiful wife!

lol fuck off

This is not my beautiful house!

Lad, your dad's a high court judge yeah and mine worked as a fucking delivery driver

Do you see the disparity here?

stop posting her, shes boring

so lads this is the most drugs i did in one night:

mandy powder
mandy pills
2cb
ketamine
a few joints
thc pills
xanax

here's what i want to do:
acid
md pill
md powder
ketamine
2cb
charlie (a few splashes here and now i understand it doesn't mix well with md according to online but online also say dont mix ket and charlie and i fucking love that mix)
brownies
a few joints
thc pill
xanax

opinions? will the acid be overbearing or will it be a nice base to the pallet? i don't plan on doing this mix for a while btw

love her. genuine 10

socials are meetings for societies
do people not chat before/after the lecture?
same with seminars - if you figure out someone with a similar schedule as you it wouldn't be unusual to bring that up and then walk with them to classes