My buddy fell in a vat of acid, man he had a really bad trip.
My buddy fell in a vat of acid, man he had a really bad trip
...alright
this comedy threads off to a great start
If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up.
my mom tried to sell me on an IUD, man she had a really bad pitch
so the other day I was shooting heroin on my tour bus and we hit a big bump and I accidentally pushed down on the plunger and overdosed and died? you know what I mean right folks? right?
I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.
they say it's a fight to the finish, that's a good place to end
file under "d"
for "donut"
Mitch was never fucking good. Only you fucking autists like him
Only good one here
So I was talking to some rude guy online, and when I gave him some really meta commentary he could only come up with some shitty response.
He was pretty good at what he wanted to do with his one liners. A shame he had such a hard time doing what he did and resorted to numbing himself to death
last time I called shotgun was in a limo, so I fucked up
I used to do drugs, I still do, but I used to too.
I know a lot about cars, man, one look at the headlights and i can tell you which way it's comin'
I used to work at a fire hydrant factory. It was a good job but you couldn't park anywhere NEAR the place.
DUDE WEED LMAO
mitch was based because he only did jokes. he didn't whine about his weight, kids, politics or whatever.
Much better comedian
Man, Steven Wilson really let himself go.
escalator temporarily stairs
sorry for the convenience
classic. Fucking classic, man.
Reddit: the comedian
Chicken is melting, ham is frozen in air... we really shouldnt come to Salvador Deli
But Reddit isn't funny
>a banana is just like a traffic light but opposite
>green means hold on
>yellow means go ahead
>and red means where the fuck did you get that banana?