This is Michael Conner Humphreys. He played young Forrest in Forrest Gump. He went on to be a war hero in the US Army and fought Haji in Iraq during Operation Iraqi Freedom. Here he is, cir. 2007, driving a HMMWV in support of "Old Ironsides", the 1st Armored Division.
Who knows what he did downrange, the desert nipping at his soul while countless jihadis tried to blow him and his counterparts up. He probably killed at least 10 of those brown bastards and ran over a few more in his truck. Driving break-neck speed down a shitty Iraqi highway, chasing insurgents as his turret gunner unloads his M240B into the heads of any unlucky towel head who decided to piss off Uncle Sam that day. While you were staying up until 1 a.m. watching """"""kinos""""", he was sleeping full battle-rattle and shitting in empty MRE bags, fighting off the 130 degree Iraqi sun. I bet he has PTSD. Not fake, Fobbit PTSD but REAL PTSD. The kind of shit you get after you watch PVT Johnson, your best friend, get hit head taken clean off from a sniper outside of Tikrit. The kind of PTSD that no amount of alcohol or shitty VA service can help you recover from. The type of shit that eats a man at night as he struggles to find comfort in his life, while his wife worries that she is losing her husband to something she can't help with.
God bless you, SGT Humphreys. You were a true American hero. You fought for your country and mirrored a valiant life like Forrest Gump himself. We salute you. o7
So, (((Sup Forums))), what's your excuse?
Juan Wilson
im to intelligent to be a slave to zionists
Ayden Thompson
>m to intelligent to be a slave to zionists Forget Zionists. You need to learn to spell and form proper sentences. I.e. You're a retard. Jews have nothing to do with it.
Justin Hill
F
Bentley Thompson
Only fucking idiots and the poor join the military.
Landon Jenkins
t. someone who think the military is only infantry
Sebastian Morris
t. fatty
LOL!
Carson Clark
>being too dumb no not spend more time than the strictly necessary on every shitpost
Nolan Lee
Military is for the useless who can't make it in the civilian world.
>"but but you can kill 3rd world people"
I have better things to do, like earning lots of money and fucking young escorts.
Daniel Williams
o7
Gavin Thompson
There were no jihadis in Iraq before 2003
Adrian Ramirez
You realize the vast majority of military jobs translate to the civilian world, right? Unless you think Doctors, Lawyers, mechanics, EMT's, contractors, Nurses, Cooks, etc. don't translate to the civilian world. Really, the only jobs that don't translate out of the military are combat jobs, but I bet your high school mind didn't realize that combat jobs only make up a minority of the jobs in the military.
Jonathan Ross
I tried to enlist 3 years ago because I wanted to get away from where I am now but they rejected me because I was, and I quote, "grossly overweight". Fucking retard redneck recruiter told that shit to my face after 5 minutes of talking with him. He said if I could run 2 miles in 16 minutes (I guess the armys max time??) he'd start the paperwork. Fucking took me 30 mins haha. Fuck the army and the military.
Logan Phillips
bait
Adrian Morris
No shit retard. Look at the year on the photo.
Xavier Perry
then you might as well go right into a real job you welfare queen.
Levi Ross
The illegal US military intervention and occupation made Iraq fertile ground for jihadis
Lucas Bailey
Do they accept foreigners to join? I've already undergone a year long military training. I might rejoin the local military if they have the right position available.
Robert Gonzalez
>go to Iraq and accomplish nothing >American hero
pick 1
Robert Evans
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Robert Turner
Thank you for your service.
Liam Johnson
I clean up after veterans all day long. 95 percent of them are worthless human beings.
William Gray
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Brandon Hill
There aren't any wars to fight where I am. I often wish there were, so I could go die, or survive and prove myself worthy. A meaningful one though, not one for the petrodollar, Israel or the Rothschilds.
Jack Powell
>comes back home >"have I told you about the time I helped creating ISIS?"
pottery
Austin Thompson
his country thanks him for his service
Andrew Sullivan
I've only met 1 or 2 veterans in my whole life that I respected, and even then I didn't get along with them well. One of those only service for like a year in the 80s so that barely even counts. There are a few more I respect that I've never met.
Then there are the hundreds more that are a total embarrassment who embody every cynical brainwashed military stereotype you can imagine.
Nathan Ross
>heroic tales about what you've done in a completely unnecessary and avoidable """"war"""" >most of your victims were civilians and people rightfully fighting savage invaders >bail right before the real bad guys show up