What's the best superpower Sup Forums?
What's the best superpower Sup Forums?
Being god
Bending time and space
anything ice related purely for the puns
>what killed the dinosaurs?
/thread
Xavier tier telepathy or Jean Grey powers + Phoenix Force
Shapeshifting so I can be a hot chick and fuck Chads all day long.
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mind control
cyclops, dubs confirm
Professor X.
Imagine how much jailbait pussy he's had.
but he's dick doesn't probably even work
biological manipulation
want to fly? make yourself grow wings and get hollow bones
want to be stronger? just grow more muscle and get big
want to be smart? you can simply grow more brain, improve synaptic firing speed and connectivity, and so on and so forth. with more smarts you can theoretically do anything with science and engineering such as warp space/time/reality and become a literal god.
oh and you can't die really. you can choose to be immortal, never letting cells die and avoid that pasty cancer bullshit by simply stopping the production of certain cells. all it would take is one of your cells to survive, then it reproduces endlessly. could stash some cell cashes all over the universe, only way to rid you from reality is to get them all before you figure out reality warping with your new big never ending brain
telekinesis
The ability to levitate biscuits
Professor X with Magneto coming in as a close second. No other super heroes other than OP superman can compete.
What are the most fair downsides to certain powers? Like life is strange's power to reverse time up to a couple of minutes but if you use it to often or try to reverse too far you start getting mindgrains and nose bleeds. Or having the ability to stop time and move around but as soon as you start it again you're frozen for 1.5x to 2x as long
Being an attractive man (8 or higher) with an above average IQ
Controlling bugs
the power to turn back time
Whatever Sylar's power was
Whatever the fuck Kilgrave has.
fpbp
Subatomic manipulation is the greatest power, no contest.
The power to understand and apply anything you come in contact with?
this desu
>not BBC
You have to go back
>Subatomic manipulation is the greatest power, no contest.
nigga are you even trying?
yeah wf mxy is quite easily top 5 most powerful comic characters ever. if not the most powerful outright.
And you become ripped with no effort.
Maximum charisma level.
>Have the most OP ability in the MCU
>Literally use it for nothing other getting chicks and eating at his favorite restaurant
Was Kilgrave /ourguy/
im a simple man i just want to be able to get it up again
Hey its the Westword guy.
Most of the late game Jojo Stands
>time stop
>time reverse
>time skip
>action invalidation
>time acceleration
When you think about it, anything to do with time.
And now that i can think about it, Araki's self-insert stand is fucking crazy
>Heaven's Door
>can hypnotize people, remove memories
>can add skills to yourself or anyone, like being able to jump 20 meters or being able to speak language
>can nerf an opponents attacks, and can even make it so they cannot attack you
>can cripple your enemies, make them blind etc
>can canonicly destine people to heaven or hell
looks like you'r brain doesn't probably evem wirk
Make your penis grow bigger
fucking nerds
Touch of death, Rogue
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>mindgrains
Mind reading/control, probably. Also teleportation. Most of the powers in X-Men are useless unless you want to get into fights.
Correct.
Particle and/or quantum manipulation is ultimately the strongest superpower since every other superpower essentially is an indirect offshoot of this.
Charles Xavier by a country mile
>no other superheroes can compete
Nigga, those two aren't even the strongest beings in their respective series.
Also pic related.
Reality Warping
>forgetting Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price
Disgusting.
If Kilgrave told the Punisher every Marvel hero killed his family, not a damn person would survive
It's well known that Flash is ridiculously powerful and needs to be nerfed in pretty much every story he's in for there to be actual conflict
powerlisting.wikia.com
>Wich is you superpower user?
So what would Sup Forums chose?
>Omnikinesis
is it worth it to lose your humanity though?
Save point seems breddy gud
>Environmental Combat
Not bad, but I don't live in a fictional universe so I don't actually get into physical fights. Would still be nice to control the enviorment when I go innawoods I guess.
Harder Choices desu
Character creator and jumping/landing
Character creator because I'm disgusting fat and ugly, jumping/landing because it seems the most fun
Mind control.
but i do that all the time hehe
>technological prowess
>money
>persuasion
>become billionaire inside a few months
Easy
>shapeshift into a mind controlling invincible flying conjurer
This is the patrician choice
Downside is you lose your humanity.
pause button and save point
persuasion and teleportation
WHATEVER IT TAKES, CMON!
those arent super powers
There is only one correct choice here gentlemen.
>wanting to be a cuck
Mind Control.
>find a way to get near Brendan Frashiers ex
>mind control her to start to fall in love with me
>mind control her to give me 98% of her alimony
>go and watch Brendans movies multiple times with his own money
The fuck would the Punisher do to Thor?
You've been reading too much Garth Ennis garbage.
A
C and B are hotter but she is cuter
>The career of james marsden is one long cuck session.
>shapeshift
>become trophy wife and fuck other trophy wives on the dl
Longer read but more choices
>Sweater puppies
>Nice Villa
>Some sort of car proud of its barbados ancestry
Is the really a choice?
Yeah but that cottage is tiny as shit, she'd probably drive you nuts with all the little crafting projects she wants to show you.
>the mark whalburg commercial
being james is suffering
>Loses woman to superman
>Loses woman to wolverine
>Loses woman to human mc
>Loses woman in sex drive
>these 4 projects makes up a good third of his career
omniglot
B. C looks like she'll leave you if she even thinks something will ruin her luxury. i enjoy cities and if i live high up thats even better
i dont read the comics at all
at least hes a chad in real life
powerlisting.wikia.com
i guess i could become a real estate tycoon or something..?
the remote
>your career is such a meme they throw it in a shitty commercial to sell more tv packages
B is my life but with a beautiful wife
Cyclops really has the lamest superpower.
kek
nah.
Teleportation should be more expensive, I'll take force clairvoyance and teleportation
Money is cool but I'll have plenty of money if I can ducking teleport
Looks like fanfiction, to me.
>cyclops is such a cuck even his minor feats seem like fanfiction
damn, just damn
Kek
>downside
Nigga i have a fucking blue dick and ripped af who cares after that
he sure seemed to love it
>> I don't like it so it's fan fiction
The power to get repeating digits at will.
then don't say dumb shit like that. The Punisher would get raped as soon as he steps to anyone above streetlevel. He'd probably even get fucked up by Luke Cage.