Are they kryptonians?

Are they kryptonians?

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No.
Ultra Vision makes me think they were eaten, but not digested, by a space whale.

Ultra vision makes me hope they harvested Ultraman's tears before he died and used that dna to make super beings

Superbro?

Thom Kallor and Nura Nal

If it did have anything to do with Supebro I think it would be in the Superman books.

Can I just gush for a moment about how I fucking love this Batman run already?

>Superpowered heroes decide to protect Gotham
>But Batman's still better than them, in almost every way aside from the powers
>They seem to genuinely be heroes and look up to Batman, asking him for advice because he's goddamn Batman
>"Wait how the fuck did he vanish NO HE WAS RIGHT THERE I HAVE ULTRAVISION THAT CAN'T BE POSSIBLE"
>That fucking Alfred though

Based batman is based.

Also Gotham is cute

Yeah its been interesting as fuck so far, I'm real damn hype for it. Easily my favorite drop from Rebirth.

Gotham Girl disturb me a bit.

I read somewhere that meta-females, like Supergirl, because of their endurance and healing factor are likely to be raped and the rapist not caught because any physical evidence of trauma quickly vanish. So if there's no fluid or anything, it is as the rape hasn't happened.

This being Gotham then Gotham Girl runs into a lot of risk of getting raped with the atacker walking free.

That sounds like everything I hate about Batman, in one comic.

Including a sassy yet polite butlerdad?

Because if you hate Alfred, I'm sorry, but you can get the fuck out of here.

Oh no, Alfred is great. I just don't like batwank. If a comic can be boiled down to 'isn't Batman just awesome?' then count me out.

Why do you guys think about this shit. Like do you ever stop to think, 'wow, this is pretty retarded what I'm typing here.'

I can understand shitposting or being turned on by shit but this is just some next level autism

I dunno about you but whebever I get an absurd thought like that I just go ahead and blurt it out here because its anonymous.

So it's

>NotSuperman is made to look useless because Batman has literal Plothax.

King says he got the Vanish bit from Morrison's JLA, so everyone calm your tiddies.

Issue 2 calmed any nerves I had that King was gonna go arwy. He writes a good Gordon.

Gotham and Gotham Girl are superheroes so dumb that they seem to be written by Garth Ennis.

That's fair I guess. I'd suggest giving at least the first issue a read and see if you like it. I personally love it, I think it's one of the strongest first issues for a run I've read in a while, and so far it continues to deliver.

You're entitled to your own judgement, as long as we can all agree that Alfred is fucking fantastic.

Fucking art is abysmal

it was so good... to go from that to this?
depressing as fuck

Not really. NotSuperman and NotSupergirl manage to save Batman's life in the first issue, and they're shown to be potent in the second. But they lack Batman's years of experience, and it shows in how shortsighted they can be. It's not so much that they're useless, but that they're new to being heroes, and Batman knows the ropes way better than they do.

Ultra Boy had Penetra-vision though

I read this in a DC comic. I didn't create that little factoid.

How the fuck are you planning on raping someone who can bench press a 747?

Don't worry. The Batman always finds a way.

It's DC. Even Lobo was raped while taking a drink in Gotham.

The story is literally about how Batman is NOT awesome in a world where people who can fly exist.

Then is just wrong?

The thing that I dislike about the part where he vanishes is that I've always imagined Batman waiting for Gordon to turn around and then making a mad dash to the nearest ledge or hiding spot and waiting silently for Gordon to leave. All just to keep up this image of himself.

Of course, that's just my retarded head canon.

>story is about his not being awesome
>spends whole time showing up the 'awesome' kids
yeah okay buddy

All you're going to do is get someone to tell us their Powergirl rape fanfic.

It's more that Batman is a hero with, in-universe, over 15 years of experience and more than a decade of training prior to that, so even when these superhuman guys show up they haven't spent a day in their life preparing for this so they're bumbling compared to Bats.

Remains to be seen what direction it'll be taken in, though my guess is their inexperience causes them to cause some terrible disaster.

but Ultra-Man had Ultra Vision

>I read this in a DC comic.
Bullshit.

He talks big but the fact is that there are plenty of threats he has no way of dealing with. Even saving the plane would have resulted in his death.

The point is that people with powers have the potential to do much more than Batman can, and though he has the upper hand in experience, ultimately he may be a relic in comparison to super powered guys. Obviously the question is going to be explored throughout the book but the message given in the first issue was that Batman is not enough.

How is this interesting, they're either going to cause some shit because of their inexperience and/or go bad or something. What the fuck are they gonna do.
It's like that STAS episode with the girl kryptonian

Let's see some fucking citations.

HAWK AND DOVE?

Yeah so this book is fucking pointless is what you're telling me.
We already know Bruce is fucking useless outside his own city. Even fucking BvS had him just jump around and do nothing against Doomsday because he can't do much other than shoot and punch other humans.
What's the endgame with this arc then, are they going to get rid of batman or give him superpowers?

>Taking BvS into consideration for a "serious" argument
That's way beyond retarded and you know it

I'm trying to figure out who from Suicide Squad they could be

>Not taking the literal best example of batman as a street level character into consideration
If the point is he's only good in his little bubble then BvS is actually the perfect thing to look at.

Can someone explain the joke in last panel?

I don't want Gotham to die. -_-

then why hasn't he raped the Joker?

He's afraid that if he steps onto the beam of light half way through the guy will turn it off on him.
However it's preposterous to think he can walk on a beam of light in the first place.
The irony being he thinks it'd be crazy to trust the guy, but he doesn't think it's crazy to walk on light period.

The flashlight idea wouldn't work because you can't walk across a beam of light. The second lunatic doesn't trust the plan because it logically wouldn't work but rather because he doesn't trust the first lunatic.

They both think the flashlight trick will work because they're crazy.

I think the girl could possibly be Linda Danvers. The guy maybe a robot?

Will Gotham Girl and Batman fuck?

We know that Gotham is taken out of ghetto picture in issue 5. Gotham Girl's fate is up in the air in issue 6. I'm hoping she joins the Teen Titans

No she will be the new Robin

So what's Damien doing?

Yes... please expkain, how ARE you plannibv on rsping somebody whp csn vench press a 747?

>>"Wait how the fuck did he vanish NO HE WAS RIGHT THERE I HAVE ULTRAVISION THAT CAN'T BE POSSIBLE"
This was funny, but then it turned really cringey when they went into the ultravision thing. It felt like the gag was taken too far

No, Batman will fuck with Gotham.

Has Batman ever had a superpowered sidekick?

leading the Teen Titans.

Hanging out with Jon Kent.

He already has

Damian, for a brief period

Batman is a cunt.

Being the most annoying isn't a super power

>Being the most annoying isn't a super power
Oh Tim pls.

I've heard people say this several times now.

Do you want to see Gotham porn? Do you want to see him with his suit ripped to shreds, about to be sexually assaulted by a villain? Or maybe just tenderly loved by Batman?

Gotham and Gotham girl,

I want to see the Batwoman sex issue scene.

Gotham being brutalized by a villain somewhere, with his costume ripped to shreds and slashes across his muscled chest with blood dripping, all this where somewhere else Gotham Girl is having a tender moment of sex with Batman.

Tom pls.

I don't think that would work, if batman isn't the strongest in the relationship his training won't work

that's so true.

I wan't to see an MMF between Gotham, Gotham Girl, and Bara Bruce. Alas I've accepted that it would never happen, like my desire for seeing an image/comic of the Jokers gang in Batman Beyond enacting that clown rape cap on a girl from the Batman Beyond cast.

>15 years of nothing major ever happening because batman is always there to save the day
>superpowered newbies show up
>suddenly a threat that batman "cant handle" happens just to show how "weak" batman is
Sounds like the universe bending over just to keep batman relevant

Again

But he's Batman.

that is not funny..

Doesn't mean he could turn say supergirl into the next batgirl, the powers change the dynamic

Not really related to your post, but I would love to see a hero/villain couple.

Commissioner, are you okay?

user, Batman wasn't able to handle Riddler in round one, hence why Gotham was a shithole in Zero year. He wasn't able to handle Joker, which is why he hand to both call in his batfam and tried to get people in his rogue's gallery to help contain the shit going on. He wasn't able to stay on top of the situation in Eternal either.

Nu52's done a good job of having Batman only win from getting a second wind.

"Know what to do when someone is suffering a heart attack."
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> it's preposterous to think he can walk on a beam of light in the first place.
I thought it was mean to light the way so the second guy can hi-jump between roof?

user, the page literally has the phrase "You can walk along the beam"

That's incorrect.

Okay it was a misunderstood then.

All this time I thought he was referring to like, a metal beam, he can walk across. I always thought the joke made no sense.
Fuck I'm an idiot.

Batman could totally have turned Supergirl into a batgirl

sure if he had a chuck of Kyptonite to beat her up with

That's what it should be. Except that he isn't waiting for Gordan to leave, that he has already fucked off because he's heard all he needs

Nah, to make her batgirl she'd need to be depowered, not debilitated. Batman would need to just give her a red sunlight buttplug.

you're telling me Batman wouldn't have her train to plot armor kyrptonite away,
> red sunlight buttplug.
you mean a red sun bat buttplug

Can we not talk about Batman sexually training his best friend's cousin and instead talk about how Gotham is a fucking huge

I don't know, man. Those Superman/Batman issues focusing on Supergirl had a lot of weird sexual tension between Batman and Supergirl. It seemed she'd be up for a red sunlight bat shaped buttplug, if only Batman had asked.

>weird sexual tension between Batman
besides the age difference and the whole Superman relations

That didn't stopped Supergirl behavior.

>Batman sexually training his best friend's cousin
I'm sure Superman would be okay with it

Supergirl on Gotham Girl action when?

add the best batgirl with them for best threesome

Because Superman does it better.
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Even if superman was okay with it and wasn't in space ready to laser batman's head off, I don't think batman would survive sex

Do you think Clark and Lois never had sex?

Whoever they are, I like them. See, this is how you create good OC's.

I don't think Batman will be on top

>no qt Gotham fanarts

Where are tumblr fangirls when you need them?

Gottem Grill has some serious magic skirt going on