Cast this biopic

cast this biopic

i'll start

Melania

Jon Voight as campaign/President Trump.

Tom Holland as Baron Trump

Who will play Putin?

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Why would Putin be in the film? He and Trump have never even met.

fuck blimpf and fuck white people

It's an unusual casting but I'd say The Rock

They could have a scene where he and Trump conspire via cell phone or some other means

Mike Pence

If the movie is made by (((hollywood))), don't expect accuracy.

general pattons ghost as trump

I reckon you could trick this fat cunt into playing Hillary by telling her it's "empowering" or something.

>mfw this isn't even a joke. There will be a patriotic Trump biopic in your lifetime.

Jeb Bush as Jeb Bush

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idris elba

Leslie jones as michelle obama

Robert Redford man, fucks sake

Madonna as hillary

Cesar from the apes franchise, sorry don't know his real name

Macho Man Randy Savage as the personification of Trump's will

>There will be a patriotic Trump biopic in your lifetime.
Name me one pro-Nixon sympathetic biopic.

Maybe by time it gets made we'll have some fresh redpilled blood in Hollywood.

All we ever fucking get is a bunch of pro-military murica propaganda on the daily, what more could you want?

FUND IT

Hillary

Wrong.

post credits scene

Baron Trump

Megyn Kelly

Ivanka

This gives me a better idea, is there anyway we can reverse age Jake Llyod by 17 or so years?

>4'11"
7 yo Ivanka?

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Dr. Ben Carson

>putin
>6'4''

Roose Bolton

cast these two

Mike Judge as Alex

Luiz Guzman and Bill Hicks

Too likable. Needs to be somewhat of a cunty actress for me to entirely suspend disbelief.

Alex will play himself, as he does on his show

jeb

Lars Mikkelsen. He's already doing it on House of Cards

What about blumpf's advisor?

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Who will play Steve Bannon?

Why would Donald Trump being playing Paul Dano in a biopic?
Unless he's doing an old Dano maybe.

I can't wait for the Trump cinematic universe.

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas slaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

Or that Terrence howard

She'd do it even if it cast Hillary in a bad light cause she's.a greedy Jewess

cast him

Danny McBride should play Donald Trump.

Bring Chris Farley back from the dead, have him be a comic relief during the intense debate.

Daniel Craig. The two look very alike.

Mr. Creosote from Monty Python

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tom hardy

andy samberg

When was the last time this guy saw his own dick?

Doesn't look even remotely alike

Are there any bald manlets in Hollywood that even resemble Putin?

Yeah but Daniel Craig is too tall and bulky. He'll need to go on a strict diet and the director will need to play up some height shortening camera tricks like how Peter Jackson did the hobbits in LOTR.

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...as Hilary

>shadowed by a web of conspiracy
>positive

*shattered by a web of conspiracy

I meant.

Came to post this. Mcelhatton is Based but I dk if he can do a russian character convincingly, but the look and mannerisms are nearly identical

Demetri Martin

>a biopic on how a man destroys everything america is supposed to be

I can see it happening.

Jeff Portnoy

Ray Liotta as Paul Manafort

Steven Seagal as Trump

If you're talking about the one I think you're talking about, Hicks is dead.

Elizabeth Olsen as the down-on-her-luck moscow hooker with a heart of gold who finally catches her big break after FSB contact her to pee on Drumpf and film it in service to Mother Russia

that should unironically be a stand-alone film

Damn it i forgot about this cutie

he has such a warm and kind face. Its hard to think demon bitch husbandbeating emma is his daughter

HEY

(and everyone else)
>still falling for the meme that the mainstream is trying to get rid of (((Domfrod Trogf)))
You're part of the (((problem))), Israeli.

oh fuck off with the brackets, Drumpf has proven to be a grade-A jewish buttslut. stop acting as if hes anti-jew, youre just projecting. Netanyahu could shit in Drumpfs mouth and Drumpf would call it fine chocolate.

Boogie

cast the milfs

what happens when you text TRUMP to 88022?

memes aside Owen Wilson will play Trump. Screencap this.

you receive an israeli flag dreidel in the mail

josh hartnett

Stephanie McMahon