We post like it's March, 1932:

HITLERFAGS BTFO!! haha Sup Forums, your "godfuhrer" Addy Littlestache Shitler can't even break 40% in national polls! looks like your vril "meme magic" isn't working lmao

Fucking commie shill get out

Is that Hitler's real hair?

I miss the Kaiser.

Me too but (((they))) made him abdicate.

I heard he kicked a Baby out of a SS-Rally at the Hofbräuhaus in München. What a moron.

>Hitlerkins will defend this a-social behaviour.

wait till the federal election kid

PUTSCH WHEN

We're going to put you undesirables in camps when we gain power. You're laughing now, but you won't be soon.

Hitler said he doesn't like Democracy do you think this will stop him?

I just want the Reich Back it was more Comfy them

yes germany has another partysytem than the us
its rare that a singel party is over 40%
especially in this time with a dozen differend parties

>1932
>still believing jewish lies

I really hate jews and niggers

Look at the unskewed polls.

>pay debt

The European Commission
The European Commission has announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU, rather than German, which was the other contender. Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had room for improvement and has therefore accepted a five-year phasing in of "Euro-English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make sivil servants jump for joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of the "k", Which should klear up some konfusion and allow one key less on keyboards.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f", making words like "fotograf" 20% shorter.
In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e" is disgrasful.
By the fourth yer, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters. After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and everivun vil find it ezi to understand ech ozer. ZE DREM VIL FINALI COM TRU!
Herr Schmidt

Real hiterquote "you should drive slow in the near of kindergadens"
Fake hitler quote "gas all jews"

do you notice the difference

>hitler was barely even popular nazis btfo
>all germans have to pay for the holocaust
pick one rabbi

>1932
>not living in based America

"Wir müssen die juden __________!"

hmm I want to go with au gratin but they probably won't taste very good

so close and so far

#IMWITHHIN

they're not paying for the holocaust, they're paying because the chosen people declared that they were "amaleks" and should die
they decided this long before the world wars

>roleplaying
Fuck off rebbit

>be American
>get shot

>go to speakeasy
>big dago gives me the stinkeye at the door
>stutter the password, he laughs at me, i hear him stuttering , imitating me to his dago buddy later
>loose women dancing , their beads hit me in the eye when i try to buy a dance and now it wont stop watering
>buy aa gin neat, stand in corner
>sip it, something catches in my throat
>its a curly pube or asshair
>realize this is bath tub gin and I just ate some greaseballs shitty ballhair
>my dogs are barkin
>this jazz band sucks , look how light skinned their negroes are
>I'd rather be home reading weird tales
All i want is a decent drink without breaking the bank, fellas.

fuck off communist jew we don't want your kind here

(((Thälmann)))

Hitler is controlled opposition.

Uranium ? what is this ? better store it in New-York, we never know....

WTH? I am now a #HindenBurgMissile
The Establishment are best equipped to fix Germany.

>tfw neo-confederatism will never be taken seriously

Daily reminder that >we still have the largest empire in the world

>hyperinflation in Weimar
>the Great Depression
>Asia is collapsing
Capitalism is fucking dead. Grow up and join the right side of history.

Also, give Transylvania back to Hungary, you Bessarabian gipsy.

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Oh boy, it sure is nice to remain an independent, democratic republic.

HAHAHAHAHA HITLERFAGS BTFO

GERMANY WILL NEVER BE GREAT AGAIN

kek

kek, coming from a country that will be steamrolled by the soviets soon :^)

you elect that nutcase it will be ww2

Europe wont stand for this

Czech'd

Moving to Poland lads! Its so peaceful and quite over there. What are some good places to eat?

Witnessed
Also,

>implying brits aren't supporting this.

You uh...might want to actually read up on how that election went...

A nuclear power is not going to suffer the same circumstances.

Kek'd! HITLER CONFIRMED FOR WWII

KEK PRAISE

he gassed the rest that did not vote for him

This is eerie similar to what happened in early 1900's. I hope there won't be a WW2.

And then their parliament building burned down and they appointed hitler.

Europe's economy is too interconnected. There will never be a world war again

Ahh! It's a fine day to be a white man in the UK! Off t'pit now.

Speaking of pit, go back into your mine shaft .

Different ears, nose and cheek bones. Only similarity is in the glasses which are the biggest feature of a face when worn.

Fantastic dubs friendo, also true

Not for long you cunts

How is he even getting 36.8%? IT'S 1932, I MEAN, C'MON!

I just want to be part of the Empire again.

And also America. Imagine the contacts with HP or IBM.

Sure is nice to spend half an hour or so shit posting after a hard day down down't pit.

Lads what's the best colony to emigrate to?

Does someone offer eggs for 1.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000 DM or less?

Why arent you on the Hitler-wagon yet?

Rebuild the depleted military and take care of our great war vets, renegotiate our terrible Versailles deal, get Germans back to work and make Germany whole again!

I'll give you 6 eggs if you give me your wife

Who are these guys?
Why should I care?
Why can I talk English?

No problem. Just....can you build some forts that I'll use to defend myself against you ? Oh sure you can keep the plans.

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Polls in two weeks

German's rage can't melt rheinland occupation

OY VEEEEEEEEEY
HITLER IS LITERALLY HITLER
SIX MILLION JEWS WILL DIE IN GAS CHAMBERS ,QUOTE ME!

>1932
>not living in BASED CCCP

Daily reminder the republican party will NEVER recover from this guy's fuckups

>be Russian
>fight against white army
>die of starvation

We need to elect Hitler to make Germany great again!
Electing Hitler is the only way to make sure that Germany stays right wing in the future!
I don't want my great grandchildren to grown up in a Germany where the right is vilified.

> Be german
> Believe you can recover from Versailles Treaty

You are just the niggers are europe 'we wuz kaizer n' shiet', you will never again threat the world

What's that country ? rare flag ?

Fich off schill

Fucking idiots, voting for that Austrian shitlord. He ain't saving you from the recession, m8! He will just make things worse, it's going to be a disaster. It won't be huge! He won't make Germany Great Again! He is a lose cannon!

What you want is Paulary!

Der Judenstaat (a fictional country in Mandatory Palestine)

EEEEW DON'T TALK TO ME YOU FUCKING POTATO EATER !

Dude !

HOOVER DAM

So impressive that I'm sure future generations of artists will fap on it, stop being a interventionnist bigot and support real pacifist america

As expected those beta moffen won't vote a strongman into office.

Time to never invest into the army again! Oh how I love you, precious neutrality.

>implying the brits won't start WWII no matter what

Hidenburg shills in full control damage

>1932
>voting for a commie like shitler
It's like you guys want another great war

mfw

hey guys what do you think about wonderful sweden?

Stop supporting an austrian inbred

>mfw Sweden was already a country of sissies during WWII

> 1932 in germany
> Has to chose between a senile prussian general, an austrian shitposter and a commie

Damn, that Hitler nutjob is getting a lot of support... Good thing our duce would never ally with someone like that

>tfw no swedish empire

But it's August and I'm on the island old sport

>tfw empire

BUILD THE ATLANTIC WALL

Looks like Hitler is finished

I am now Callin' for Thalmann

If it weren't for America we would've destroyed you in 1916

lol
Shit country with no future, the crisis will finish you, should have let the confederate win :^)

>DM
>1932

Yeah ! you tell 'hem !


France is a good guy, not the guy who will flee like a coward while we hold the whole ennemy army during 3 days so they can run away like whimping dogs at Dunkerke !

The English army would never leave an ally behind in such scenario, I trust them