selamat pagi
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Brayden Thompson
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Noah Lewis
salamat umaga
Blake Scott
Magandang Pagi
Colton Long
First for char siew pau flavoured condoms courtesy of Chowking
Sebastian Campbell
...
Jace Nguyen
question to wagecucks
do you take a bath before you go to mr liem's office if it's dead cold like now?
Jacob Gray
Where did this happen?
Wyatt Nguyen
fuuucckkk
Benjamin Watson
we wake up at 3AM, heat some water and its finished at 4AM so we could arrive at 6AM and gives our happiest face to Mr. Liem
Mason Reed
>new indonesian idol contestant leaked porn
>marion jola.mp4
Christian Reyes
>EXPLOSION!
Christian Taylor
I have watched Indonesian porn and it's the most disturbing thing I've ever seen.
For some reason all of your women look 12 years old and seeing a penis in their hand just looks wrong.
And they insist on wearing hijab.
And it's always 480p.
I give Indonesian porn a 0/10.
David Nelson
oh that reminds me
Do those ISIS-wannabes still hold that town in the Philippines or is that shit over?
Blake Howard
BUTUH VIDIONYAAA
Jack Price
what is the most powerful ASEAN country?
Christian Richardson
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Levi Richardson
>For some reason all of your women look 12 years old
i'm sorry but maybe it is.
Hudson Ward
>he doesnt have hot showers
lmaoing at your third world shithole
Gavin Roberts
>went to sleep early because too tired
>wake up 3 am
>remember i didnt set limit to my coin
>panic
>all market are red, the 2000 usd i gained from last week burns and became a crisp trash
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Christopher White
makes a program to alarm your phone when your investment go wrong
Lincoln Hill
bau tengik.
ditegah bermales-malesan.
masak 3 kali cerek ni campur dalam air sejuk setempayan , air nya jadi suam2 panas.
Jaxon Ross
Grayson Green
that crash happen in mere minute
its not fair i slipped up like slippy G just once and that money gone with the wind
Connor Howard
i see, already gtfo from coin market so i suffer nothing lol
you learn your lesson for $2000
Elijah Ross
3am is the devil's hour,nothing good happens at 3am except when you have to pee
Daniel Morris
It is and it's beautiful. Youthful girls are a blessing.
Ethan Davis
t. white pedo sexpat
Luis Cooper
youtube.com
gan mau liat full nya
Cameron Phillips
what a chad
Angel Howard
Context?
Gabriel Scott
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Parker Jones
>that one malayanon sperging about Portuguese in the colony thred
funny as it was Portuguese is literally the worst westerner during the 1500's
Liam Long
that nasi goreng was too oily
Kayden Hernandez
this may sound like a dumb question, but if i go to the phillippines for a surfing vacation and smoke weed, how high is the chance something bad happens to me?
Landon Gonzalez
Duterte hit squad will appear within 5 minutes before executing you in front of national tv
joking aside, maritime sea have very strict drug laws. Rule of thumb is don't be stupid and study the laws of the country that you want to visit to ensure a smooth journey
Brandon Gomez
Halo
Owen Jones
>tfw shower heater not hot enough
this past week every time I take a shower I have to open another tap so the shower water comes out hotter
Owen Torres
How can you lose that you did not ever own?
Chase Garcia
last time i've been there was 5 years ago.
Lots of people smoking weed. At night at the beach, with friends etc. It was present.
I wonder if people still do it nowadays.
Angel Foster
You're watching amateur porn made by literal school children. If you want Indo (soft core) porn, then you have to find 80's-90's Indo shlock movies. During that time period, Indonesia didn't really censor local movies and you can see tits but no vag.
Charles Sanchez
the one that has the most powerful race in the world
nice
Adrian Foster
abc.net.au
Are vaccines anti-islamic? prophet muhhamad lived his full life fucking children eating only natural foods
Robert Hernandez
No wonder you lot are Amerimutts colony, huh? As far as I know vaccines are fine.
Luis Flores
Muhammad is hardcore milf fag. Aisha is political marriage who her age was lowered by sunni Abu Bakar fanboys because there was a story that Aisha fucked a slave. Basically
>how can Aisha is a slut if she was 9 years old. C8m8 shitefag.
Tyler Hughes
diphtheria vaccine is made using pig enzyme or something. most ulama said that until there is alternative, it's okay to use it. But as always there are some stupid motherfucker that still believe that it's haram even if their own children's live at stake
> prophet muhhamad(pbuh) lived his full life fucking children eating only natural foods
only 64 years old.
Alexander Carter
(Citations needed)
Ian Ward
Fun Fact: the Shi'ite commentary is that Aisha was 16 at the time of marriage considering she was present at earlier battles helping feed and serve water for the troops.
bruh where do you get yours? I'm still stuck in 2007 so all my clips are 3gp
Xavier Garcia
When you put on the flag, you don't act like a disgrace - you're not anonymous, you represent something, you stand for something. And these are not bad values to stand for.
If you're a tourist, it's poor form to disgrace another's flag - and if you're not you shame your own mother.
Just my opinion.
Anthony Hill
tldr
>I don't know what fun is
Jayden Jackson
jesus christ, chinkaporeans are serious posters
Nolan Taylor
Your thoughts on the Amerifat-Thai poster?
Hudson Foster
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Colton Green
stop feeding trolls baka
Ryan Bailey
either
>low quality shower
>water source is too cold
>water pressure is too damn high
As a mountain man, if my shower gets cold even at its maximum possible temperature, it's always the second one who's at fault.
Jacob Smith
Shaddap lah go back to your NS training
Zachary Cooper
Fiesta here in my hometown now, we have a party too. What do?
Colton Thomas
hi there /asean/
Gavin Myers
stay in your room as usual
Jason Roberts
hey traplover
Aaron Brown
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>Brunei joke
John Lopez
t. second generation chink from sumatera
Cooper Sanchez
oh hello fag muncher
Joshua Moore
youtu.be
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>Burnei Jokes no.2
Lucas Cooper
...
Austin Walker
Glad to be back home
Carson Ramirez
are you guys alright?
Nicholas Smith
Ora nGapak Ora Penak
Austin Morgan
top lel
Aiden Richardson
implying our jokes are any better
youtube.com
Cooper Williams
kek, i'm actually laughing so hard
Christian Wilson
Yesterday's news said theres an active volcano going off in the Philippines. Are you guys alright?
Malaysianons, what implications does this bring upon us?
Julian Martinez
youtube.com
>Pergi kedai membeli tahu, manalah tahu
>Pergi kedai membeli samboi, awaklah soyboi
Adam Moore
wake up
Julian Morales
Did they died
Christopher Phillips
fuck your cousin
Jose Rodriguez
>my country only has polite and good people, no one is ever rude
Nice logic but, every country has its own share of rude and bad people
Japan, britian, etc
what do you expect from lee dynasty stressed out singaporeans lmao
Robert Gray
Hola!
Buenas tardes.
James Edwards
those 12 year olds weren't raped, they probably dont mind and wanted it, no harm was done and how is it disgusting?
based phillipines
Chase Sullivan
javanese superheroes Kebumen
Easton Hernandez
t. beerbelly bogan
Sebastian Brooks
Horas!
Brody White
I just noticed that many of malay swear words come from names of different ethnicity like kepala batak, jakun and keling etc
Christian Cox
This tasty son of a bitch is the reason I love indonesia (and I guess why the country still has some relevancy in the ME)
Owen Nguyen
How is jakun an insult? And what does kepala batak mean?
Dylan Bell
>kepala batak
someone who spout nonsensical shit out of their mouth. Never met a batak so dunno if this stereotype are true
>jakun
ooga booga that enters a city
>keling
expert of twisting words. Much more slippery than an oiled eel
Jonathan Sullivan
jakun means stupid here
kepala batak means similar to sombong (snob?)
/asean/, what are normie things you've started doing or plan to do this year?
>me
>wake up on time
>socialize
>lose my v-card
>drink
>smoke
>exercise
Juan Evans
>40
Asher Wright
>someone who spout nonsensical shit out of their mouth
wkwkwkw,
Some of best lawyers are batak
Elijah Hill
Kebriben kabare?
Cooper Morgan
Is it too much? I usually eat about 3 packs for dinner and 4 if I'm really hungry.
Jeremiah Diaz
at least we now know that the stereotypes are true :^)
Jack Smith
What??! it contains lot of MSG, be careful.
I max at 2 packs but I ate it with rice tho.
Adam Cruz
Eating 3 packs is what literally everyone down here does. I thought it was perfectly normal? 2 packs can barely fill you up.
Asher Kelly
>3 packs of Indomies for dinner
Are you in the middle of war or something?
>>Syria
nvm
Colton Nelson
You forgot Sakai
William Carter
What's wrong with 3 for dinner? I had lots of dinners like this ever since I was a 7 years old.
Justin Adams
man, my ex gf(nursing) said to me that maximum consumption of instant noodles is 2 packs per week to be healthy enough to not die of hearth attack
Xavier James
>maximum consumption of instant noodles is 2 packs per week to be healthy enough to not die of hearth attack
Well shit I guess I'm dying early because of instant noodles. Not sure if it was worth it
Jacob Jackson
I'm afraid that if other people there died from RPG, you're gonna die from MSG.