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Evan Butler
>women's enfranchisement
Parker Morales
why does everyone seem to have a massive knob online
Ethan Perez
Lincoln Jones
...
Carson Green
...
James Cooper
Real talk lads, how hard is it to do sex on a girl? Reckon it would fairly instinctual
Cameron Baker
dont reply to my posts again, dumb fuck
Grayson Rogers
IN YOUR HEEEEEEEEAD
IN YOUR HEEEEEAAAAAADd
ZOMBIE ZOMBIE
ZOMBIE EH EH EH
WHAT'S IN YOUR HEAAAAAAAAAD
IN YOUR HEEEEAAAAD
ZOMBIE ZOMBIE ZOMBIE EH EH EH EH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH EH OH AHHHHHHNYAAAUAUHHAAAAAA
Logan Young
tgfbro
Isaiah Long
going to have a wank (with my willy)
Kevin Carter
so i saw 2049, bretty gud
Luis Stewart
Delete this
Logan Torres
in duh next post duh next numba is duh same as duh numba after haha
Logan Campbell
>I’m sure you’ll take care of me
You’re in deep shit, virgin friend
Thomas Cox
My ancestor :)
Wyatt Wilson
pipe down goofy weirdo
Cooper Williams
shes currently holding a vote and letting her fans decide what style/look she goes with next
Aiden Wright
If any girl fucks around with me, I will blackmail them with their nudes online. Simple as. You don't just get a free pass, you don't just get away with hurting me like that you little vermin
William Foster
...
Adrian Gutierrez
did you scuttle her, I missed a few threads
Evan Walker
anyone else ever get bill murray confused with tom hanks
Parker Reed
My strategy is to finger her for awhile and possibly go down on her, that way even if I can't last long she'll still be reasonably satisfied (I think)
Alexander Cruz
whats her name lad, would love to follow her
Daniel Jackson
what are the options
Camden Morales
it is pretty instinctual, especially missionary. If you are athletic and can squat a lot then you can pound her with her on top and just about send her into the ceiling with every thrust.
Easton Nelson
press S to spit
Mason Cruz
Have my first hemorrhoid and it’s really annoying
24/7 ring sting
Jacob Price
Think I'm going to get the keyboard down from the loft and learn to play it
Aaron Thomas
are you the hug yank
Levi Clark
no
no...
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
NO!
Michael Thompson
no
shes uploaded a collection of photos dating from 2014-2017 and asking fans which ones they like best
Elijah Martinez
I'm going over to her place tomorrow night
David Smith
what was that song even about? always thought it was about being smashed out on drugs.
Gabriel Nguyen
Getting old lads
Thomas Powell
Stop getting bummed faggot.
Colton Harris
did a cost benefit analysis on having a gf and decided the costs outweigh the benefits by quite the margin.
Austin Morris
gf started telling me the story of how she met her ex
when she got to the bit where they started kissing I told her to stop because I felt disgusted
needless to say, she didn't take it well
Thomas Edwards
Brought the gf over to have sex for the first time, but she had work the next morning and said she felt too tired. House is almost never empty so was hard to organise.
Next time
Andrew Perry
same
Leo Morgan
*bums you*
Aaron Fisher
Indeed brother
Colton Martin
the GOAT position
Brayden Butler
don't get that horny when i don't wank for a few days anymore
been a week now and just not feeling the urge at all
Caleb Morgan
Landon Diaz
How old? 29 here.
Chase Mitchell
How much would I need to save up to backpack around South East Asia for a few months?
Tyler Foster
shut the fuck up cunt
Sebastian Johnson
Yikes, hate to be the bringer of bad news but she's getting railed by chad's cock behind your back my dude.
Brayden Hill
requires too much effort on my part
Ian Cook
the soy is taking effect
Alexander Allen
Good Afternoon Gentlemen and Ladies,
Happy MLK day to all.
William Nelson
they're totally different people
Asher Turner
fucked the gf twice earlier
she then tried to give me a blowie but it was taking too long so I stopped her but then it turned out she didn't care and wanted to suck more, but by then my knob had already gone down
James Harris
why is she so pretty lads
Grayson Howard
I'm 20 and have never had sex. If you are a female, so to speak, please reply to this post.
Leo Peterson
it'll always be teesside airport to me
fuck durham
fuck them right off
Jackson Barnes
i always take control so it's fun for me
Grayson Green
didn't ask
Brayden Butler
Happy Robert E. Lee day
Grayson Ward
BUSINESS IDEA: GIRLS CANT CUM
HAHA
Ayden Myers
the kikes are losing their grip
haha virgin
Robert Bennett
hate being abnormal
hate being a loser
Jace Butler
28, close to 29
Samuel Campbell
Josiah Sanchez
Lads I’m genuinely worried why have I got a hemorrhoid I thought it was a faggot only condition
I’m proper scared
Sebastian Davis
love being weird but in a way that normies find appealing so they like being my friend
Logan Rogers
Abnormies are at least friends with other abnormies. Being a failed normie is a true curse.
Jordan Johnson
Update on the jew oneitis situation
She hasn't spoken to me since december when I said I had feelings for her when I was drunk, and has ghosted me online. We don't work in the same job anymore and I blocked her when I told her on Steam. Then I unblocked her when the panic went away. Strangely she hasn't blocked me on facebook though
will update the diary tomorrow.
Noah Kelly
are you a virgin? haha if you are
haha loser
Dominic Bailey
Fucking a girl for the first time is like driving a car for the first time, you’re going to be absolutely useless
Blake Carter
i enjoy it
Zachary Reyes
>Update on the jew oneitis situation
stopped reading right there
Blake Long
/brit/ can be so negative, lighten up fellas :)
Christian Thomas
blueballing the is worst
Logan Wood
have done neither
Lucas Taylor
If you are a female please reply to this post.
Colton Cooper
Remember when everyone had a blog? haha
Carter Brooks
Alright, upper middle class London lad
Anthony Foster
...
Adam Robinson
this is what i did, except she wanted to move onto sex pretty quickly once i started going down on her
came out with the excuse that it was going to make too much noise and my parents would here, because the bed was banging against the wall with every thrust
feel like the pressure's on now and worried i'm gonna be a shit shag
Gabriel Roberts
so to speak
Jaxson Brown
Hello dear
Alexander Miller
...
Owen Morales
to be fair
Ian Cooper
you need to get it out the way anyway lad
getting a bit stiff now remembering my first time
went to unzip my fly to have a wnak but it was already unzipped haha
wanking now
Adam Edwards
something people don't talk about is what men should do while getting a bj
i didn't know what to do so i was just smiling at her, bet she thought i was the biggest psycho ever
Brody Richardson
female sexuality is a mystery
it's a mystery
Chase Gutierrez
Jason Miller
life is a highway
Joseph Cook
all in all
Angel Baker
the actual gf
James Wood
Wish i had friends
Wish i had job
Wish i had an education
Wish i had a gf
Wish i was a little more intelligent
Wish i wasn't always the biggest loser among any group of people.
Charles Rivera
i'm working class poorthern trash mate
Henry Hughes
Hello
/soc/ is full of sexual deviants. Don't know why online stuff like that attracts that gross sort of people.
Hunter Hill
FONT
Jaxon Rogers
Lost my virginity to one of my school mates girlfriend haha against a tree in a park. Put it in for 5 seconds and splurged insider her
Xavier Hill
Well if you accepted global warming isnt real that would be a start
Jacob Cook
haha I have all of those things
Logan Murphy
>video doesn't have at least 15 minutes of tongue kissing
Dropped.