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21st century London edition

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>femanon here
[record scratch]

hope op you were being ironic posting that pic

I'm glad Net Neutrality got repealed because the Divided Slaves of Jewmerikkka is a nation of retards who deserve to be exploited and punished by megacorps

we're just bitter argumentative people by nature
i blame celt blood

how many facebook friends u lot got then?

got 3254 myself

ah yes another night of my dad getting drunk and telling me how his mum was a retard who couldn't pronounce words with more than 2 syllables properly and his dad was a mentalcase with anger management issues

Sick of yank cancer infecting my country like a plague

Women listening to horrible nigger music, drinking starbucks and saying “yasss slayyy queen”

El abominacion de americano...

Saw a girl in one of my classes browsing /srg/ once

She was overweight, wore a wig and 5 day stubble but overall wasn't unattractive. Never talked to her bc I assumed she was transgender

>Sick of yank cancer infecting my country like a plague

>Women listening to horrible nigger music, drinking starbucks and saying “yasss slayyy queen”

>El abominacion de americano...

How's your LinkedIn profile progressing? Added all your school, uni, and work mates?

>She was overweight, wore a wig and 5 day stubble
>but overall wasn't unattractive

Wtf lad

I don’t want to argue with you friends, I just want share funny jokes and stuff

This unironically.

>when early thread making twat X beats early thread making twat Y by a few nanoseconds
Makes me smirk every time. ETMT Y must be silently seething very time. Even better when there’s an ETMT Z who comes bursting in even later, knuckles dragging on the floor haha

fuck off stop trying to get me on the system i'm not going on no fucking system sunshine

people are only gay when they fail to attract the opposite sex

might get the pizza in tonight

It’s true, every country in the West is just going to be a sterile replica of yankland in a century, traditional culture will have disappeared

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what a strange post

Haha yeah, school, uni, “mates”, yeah haha. Yeah. Profile pictures! Woo, yeah. Gets me going you know.

mmm bailey jay

traditional culture is a moving target.

Don’t know what this means

cackling

haha nice photo! love from aunt deb and uncle gerald!

hooting

This is fedora bait but it's so correct. Everything just falls into place for normies.

No it’s not stop it

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Leftmost still has a benis.

need to start saying 'sunshine' in everyday conversation more often

dont tell me what to do sunshine

yes baz my son

Barry the bender needs two Irish bullets in his kneecaps the dirty little black bastard hun proddy dog

>tfw you will never have a Marzia gf with a cute Italian chipmunk voice

How do I come to terms with inceldome?

Wish I knew a man with a transit van in these trying times

um...sunshine? quit *clap* messing *clap* me *clap* around

>parents demand that I get a job
>apply for things, don't get anything
>eventually get a job in a call centre (sales)
>it's horrible
>quit after two weeks
>I am now scarred from that experience and don't want to work ever again

best sez position is her on her stomach w butt in the air and me on top w arm around her neck choking lightly yeah

Roosh is pointing at the air like a fucking terrorist.

i wouldnt be able to deal with the autism

Jennifer

Alison

Phillipa

Sue

Deborah

Annabel

too

V1 UNSUPPORTED

A pork pie, but instead of pastry its melted cheese, and instead of pork its melted cheese, and its served in a bowl

what's a foolproof way of acting like you're experienced sexually, should you just stick to missionary and pummel away or mix it up a bit

do people actually still use linkedin?

get fit
get smart
get enlightened

or accept your fate

fuck yourself

The oul boy has one

You're in the system by using a botnet like the chon. At least the linkedin botnet gives you job opportunities rather than depressive tendencies

bet you applied to jobs through the government agency

honestly just shag some prossies first
get some experience in

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Who yer man?

best sex position is spooning
gets you into both the fanny and arsehole, get a firm grip on those tits, reduces kissing, and you can also give her twat a rub

big brain made this post

My STUPID anxiety gf has panic attacks sometimes and hates being choked in any way shape or form because it reminds her of having a panic attack and not being able to breathe properly, which is understandable but fucking hell I want to choke a girl

Jimbo McConnell

listen to the body

if something gets boring move on simple as but always take the dominating part

*gets a heart attack*

female here

i think ur all well fit and cute ;) xxx

I am all those. Women are a trap

Do you have a throwaway email or snapchat

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lovely choon lads

>How's the networking going Kevin?
>Splendid. I've been building relationships with Liam, Wacky Bruce, and Beto. I really think the latter will be a great connection to have for upcoming deals

You’d fuck a Fenian love wouldn’t you? Xxx

*chokes you and bashes my pelvic bone into your hips* yeah YOU LIKE THAT

choked a girl myself but it was a bit of a turn off cause I was worried I was hurting her

holy fuck. that must be why the ex hated it. she told me she used to get bad anxiety attacks. If I so much as put my hand near her neck even cuddling shed go fucking off.

mental nl

ate a pizza and already regret it

Have their cover of Smooth Criminal from the 2012 Olympic acrobatics

reading this thread and constantly regret it

Fat bint

Chucked a nigger

favourite word for woman?
slattern

What about me mate
Thought we were fully connected, docked like ships or iPhones or cocks. We were DOCKED mate

already know this thanks tho

sheila

don't get too close mind
you will be getting a fucking backhand

5'10 uprising NOW

revolt against the lanklet overlords
purge the manlet genetic dead-ends

you’re now thinking about Nigel Farage having sex

Am gonna smoke a ciggy and go to sleep.

Nigger sucked my chuck sneed and feed formerly niggers and fuck

ive done sex

hun

frame > height

t. lanklet

trollop

corrr

Yeah that bit just turns me on though haha... bit of a wild one me! Haha *waves me hands about* woo watch out might choke you if you get too close, love a spot of chokey chokes me

are you a normie mate

you and me always end up replying to each other on here it’s well cute x

My little slut

kurva

is rape worse than murder

crumpet

nige is probably very good in bed
lots of stamina

he's a creepy little pooskin

based toilstein feminising young men