Why haven't you watched Wonder Women yet Sup Forums?

Why haven't you watched Wonder Women yet Sup Forums?

Imagine Alexandra Daddario as Wonder Woman.

>putting the tip of your sword in the ground and dulling it

Fat face.

I grew out of capeshit some time ago now it's just cringeworthy to me

>stabbing with a short sword

>imagine a worse Wonder Woman

ok now what

Gal Gadot is a terrible actress and the basic plot of "good girl vs bad guy" is a tired capeshit formula.

she looks devoid of soul

Tired of tedious capeshit epics and always thought Wonder Woman was a dumb character. Magic lasso, invisible jet, blocks bullets with her magic bracelets ... it's just dumb. I'll torrent it probably. Not going to see Spider Man either, just so fucking over it now.

THICC

Short swords are meant to be stabbed with or parrying. Do you not know how swords work?

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Its pure boredom

Imagine being her warbrobe assistant, you would spend every day putting her boots on whilst looking straiht up her pusy!

saaaaaaaauce

Wonder Woman doesn't interest me as a character.

I find most super hero movies dull.

>whilst
fuck off impostor

I'm a white male

I'm busy and it looks shit

fuck off impersonator

Because it's not on trackers yet.

>"good girl vs bad guy" is a tired capeshit formula.
Name 1 movie that fits this criteria except WW?
Both Catgirl and Elektra are "bad" girl type of capeshit

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I did. Capeshit is a sad genre when an average flick like this is a standout, but that's how it is. Enjoy being the best capeshit of 2017 so far while being a 6/10

>yfw a porn parodi has better cgi and actions scene than the movie

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JUST SAW IT!
IT WAS BORING AND HAD BAD CGI AND BAD ACTING! AND WENT FOREVER! I HAD TO SHIT REAL BAD BY THE END!

Gal Gadot looks like that?

uh, source material pls?

I'm palestinian.

BROOKLYN CHASE - WONDER WOMAN CAPTURED BY DEATHSTROKE

lol get rekt this board is for joos onlt

I don't watch superhero movies

>Watch movie
>Find it ok, some flaws (crappy cgi, the final battle, actress has nice face but stick body while rest of amazons look like could beat your ass) but overall I though I didn't waste my money
>Suddenly every site says writers should learn from this movie, that is an art piece, etc
The fuck? why is everybody overstimating it so much?

I don't want to get arrested for public masturbation.

Wondy is a golem, she has no soul so I guess she makes the perfect Wonder Woman

what it it, a BRAAAAAAAAAAP for ants?

Im not a manchild.

>paying for capeshit
lolno thanks

Wonder Woman

>paying to watch movies
holy shit are you retarded?

women are subhuman

>Why haven't you watched CAPESHIT yet Sup Forums?

Please never reply to trips.

That would be litty

>Why haven't you watched Wonder Women yet Sup Forums?
It's capeshit and I'm a grown up.

My girlfriend took me to see it. I was bored out of my mind. I didn't know what the fuck was going on or who was who. It was one of those things where you shut your brain off and wait for it to end. The fight scenes were pretty funny tho. It was all cartoon violence like in all these other shit superhero movies. I liked it when that black girl fell over in the first big training scene and when they literally fired a fucking missile at Wonder Woman's head.

No Bluray rip out yet.

Look at how mature Sup Forums has made you!

One of the most overhyped and generally shit movies ive ever seen. Genuinely was convinced it was good by reviews but thats leftist media for ya.

Best Wonder Woman, coming through.

I was pretty disappointed by the waste of a concept.
It could have gone full feminazi or SJW for keks, but it was just kind of bland.
There was no culture clash,and it the period setting was pointless and the only people who did their research were the wardrobe department, because they didn't behave like they were in 1915 at all.

What do you think her asshole smells like?

Female star, female director. Everything boils down to gender politics.

That final battle had one of the dumbest morality checks I've seen in a movie in a long while
>Kill hundreds of low ranking german soldiers
>Break law of proportionality by crashing a whole bell tower onto one guy
>Refuse to take action against scientist that genuinely committed crimes against humanity

>no more funny porn titles
>it's always just "XXX parody"

dude let it go

a skinny semite

fat face >>>>>>>>>> rat face

>tfw already invested 180USD in ticket sales individually

also seems like
>no more aryan ww even in porn parody

>imagine wonder woman flopping
ok so what's your point?

Because I'm a white male and not some numale so this film isn't for me

I don't want to pay to watch a movie alone. I'm going on a dinner date tomorrow and if it goes well I'm gonna ask if she wants to continue the date by seeing it.

Honestly I just had no one to tell so wish me luck bros

why get the flabbiest, weakest looking woman for an amazon
gadot at least looks like she does her cardio

>a critic said a thing, and that prevents me from seeing a movie
So alpha

>A lot of us need right now
BRAP!

because she doesnt look like that

seriously how could they fuck up that bad.. look at the state of her in the latest Justice League trailer

I'm tired of superhero films and annoyed that they miscast Wonder Woman so badly

Sup Forums is not your home board. that is the only argument required. Wonder Woman caters to an tumblr inflected pedestrian "sjw" sensibility that is not shared by ANY of authentic Sup Forums. It's Sup Forums, it's Sup Forums, it's reddit. it's priorities were entertaining audience and sparking social media discussions. praising it is no different to praising breaking bad. this is an art board. if you're giving a pass to "entertainment" masturbation then you do not belong. these movies are a video game.

Do you enjoy the films of Wes Anderson?

Because I don't like capeshit.

Erm is this shopped? Gal gadot looks like THAT?

I'd rather not imagine her at all.

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But I did, I went to see it with my gf in fact.

She was never Aryan.

lol no thanks faggot

my theater doesn't allow single white males to watch movies by themselves

He's talking about the Islamic invasions of Europe and what it means for women, right?

>Has been on that one black v white woman site
>Attractive
Get the fuck out of here

because i'm not a little girl. my niece is 7 and is already getting bored of superheroes

>fat wonder woman
inb4 le thicc fags get butthurt.

goddamn I can smell the roids from here

piracy mate

Brigitte Goudz

>Deadpool mask
>painball armor
>camo pants
Who the fuck is he even supposed to be

He sure has a way with words

THICC and beauty Wonder Woman?

Never gonna happening

I've stopped voluntarily leaving the house.