Post your best nigger jokes
NIGGER JOKE TREAD
Kayden White
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Connor Lewis
What did she mean by this, OP?
Ian Powell
14%
Nathaniel Taylor
To smear Nuttela on her cat, obviously.
Levi Reyes
She's pandering for the only value she has in society.
Cooper Russell
I think she's his bitch.
Nathan Myers
What starts with an n and ends with a r that you never want to call a black person?
James Robinson
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Nathaniel Gomez
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Connor Allen
Neighbor
Connor Campbell
Negro humour always escaped me
Brayden Lewis
I will bite
Carter Murphy
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Dylan Young
Kek
Camden White
Jackson Myers
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Dominic Flores
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Levi Wood
Kek
Levi Wright
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Elijah Parker
KEK WHAT THE FUCK
Noah Thomas
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Christian Wood
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Luis Kelly
>No automated gun turrets.
It must be a safer part of the ghetto.
Ryder Thompson
I was hoping the muscle contraction in his jaw would have made him bite down on the spoon involuntarily and hard enough to chip/shatter his own teeth.
Noah Walker
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Dominic Young
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Thomas Thompson
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Levi Flores
Ryder Clark
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Dominic Brown
because they communicate amongst themselves
>white people can't into simple comprehension
Austin Nelson
is that some sort of hang initiation or something
William Rogers
What happens in this webm? Is that a child?
Elijah Nguyen
>Dekendrix
Lovely name
Josiah Myers
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Adam Mitchell
>tfw most blacks that comes to Sup Forums are red pilled about what is happening to them but still, cant say they are blacks around here otherwise they will be bullied by anons of all continents in a endless streak of shitpost
I feel bad for them :(
Ethan Rivera
Check your fucking privileges omg
Jacob Jones
Story?
Ayden Gutierrez
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Ayden Miller
Would nut 7/10 and would nut 7 times.
good luck getting child support from a neet
David Young
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Jaxon Cox
Looks like he put his kid into the washer/dryer as a joke, then when he shut the door it auto-locked and started kek
People who have to use public laundromats shouldn't reproduce
Joseph Sullivan
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Nolan Cox
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Elijah Nguyen
apes never learn ..lol
Kevin Bennett
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Henry Ward
Nigs niggin
Gavin Baker
Her father must be proud
Nathan Miller
yeah then they have to go out and deliver a pizza
Ian Thompson
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Nathan Johnson
NASA was getting a lot of heat from the NAACP for not having any black guys in space. The NAACP told them, look we know you have a rocket going up in space in 2 weeks. If you don't put a black guy up in space, we are going to cause a shitstorm in the media and you'll likely lose your funding.
So NASA is in a bind. They send a van out to the ghetto and pull up to a corner and a couple of black guys who are washing car windows. "Hey guys, wanna be astronauts?" the black guys are skeptical, but hop in when NASA gives them 1000 dollars cash.
So NASA has no time to train these guys, but they have no choice. They send them up in space with two chimpanzees. They tell the black guys they will radio them instructions once they are in orbit.
The black guys are super proud of themselves. "Sheeit mayne, we gon prove to erybody that niggas can be astronauts"
The first day of the mission, the black guys sit in the cockpit and notice the chimps pulling out a piece of paper, and then going to the control panel and pressing buttons and stuff. "We jus gotta wait on dat radio so we can help"
After a few more days, NASA still hasn't radioed any instructions. The black guys are getting antsy and pissed. "Mayne, dees crackas think we can't do no science. Tonight, when dos monkeys fall asleep, lets get dat paper and prove to NASA and the worl that niggas can be astronauts fo real"
So the black guys wait, and finally the chimps start snoring. They get out of their bunks and float quietly towards the chimps. Then they attack. They strangle both of the chimps in their sleep. "Now where dat paper at"
Eventually, one of the black guys finds the paper the chimps kept referencing in one of the chimps pockets. He unfolds it and it reads
"Don't forget to feed the niggers"
Jackson Phillips
WE WUZ LECTRICIANS N SHEEIT
Dominic Peterson
>DeKendrix
>JaTavious
>Takeitha
>Litrelle
>Latevin
>LaDarius
Jace Butler
Whats the worst part of being a nigger jew?
Caleb Wood
cuck
Benjamin Gonzalez
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Ayden Rivera
That ass
Would fuck and marry
Andrew Walker
I thought I'd be disappointed but the punchline was breddy gud.
Justin Wright
that has to be fake, i mean c'mon
Samuel Smith
It looks like a dog. WTF
Tyler Myers
wasn't it an arab man that did that to her?
Landon Stewart
>She knows her father
Top kek
Gavin Jones
It doesn't matter. Even if they tell their fellow negro that they are culturally going down the metaphorical drain and that their skin color is not an excuse for the 90% of awful things that happen to them, they are told that they need to "stop acting white" and "start acting black*"
* entitled to more gimmie dats
Julian James
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Alexander Williams
And she is still a coal burning whore. May she rot in hell.
Asher Cruz
>even the pyramids are running away
Wyatt Anderson
I wear my flag proudly, niggers can do the same.
Blake Gonzalez
Why is that casualty rates were very high among African-American soldiers?
When they are told to get down, they started dancing.
Austin Martinez
Q: What do you call a black Frenchman?
A: Jacques Custodian
Josiah Howard
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Ryder Gomez
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Joshua Wright
I wonder if it smelled like chicken
Owen Mitchell
it works better told live. you have to write "don't forget to feed the niggers" on a piece of paper beforehand and give it to your audience for the best results
i always carry a "don't forget to feed the niggers" note in my pocket just in case
David James
That has to be a spoof? Right?
Andrew Campbell
Q: What would you call the Flintstones if they were black?
A: Niggers
Caleb Scott
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Jeremiah Hughes
>14%
Thought it was more like 16 desu famalam
Luis Mitchell
>Negro humour always escaped me
This is why you never excelled at slavery.
Thomas Murphy
they're all subhuman shitskins who cares
Christian White
Oh boy. We need to have a talk, leaf.
Nathaniel Miller
Q: What do you get when you mix a nigger and chimpanzee?
A: A stupid chimpanzee
James Wood
>Chicago style pizza
Jackson Walker
>implying being a Canadian isn't worse than being a nigger
Gabriel Cooper
take these /ck/ memes outta here
John Perry
>i always carry a "don't forget to feed the niggers" note in my pocket just in case
I laughed harder at this than the joke
Sebastian Miller
0 chimps can understand human language or communicate in it.
if chimps are smart, we should be having at least a record of them writing to us
Josiah Morgan
What do you call a white man surrounded by 3 niggers?
The victim
What do you call white man surrounded by 12 niggers?
Coach
What do you call a white man surrounded by 500 niggers?
Warden
Jason Ortiz
Why do black people smell?
So blind people can hate them too
(Double the fun, it works for fats too)
Nathaniel Davis
What do you call a barn full of niggers?
Antique Farm Equipment
Connor Clark
Sauce? Story?
Nicholas Robinson
Wtf, I'm a nigger lover now.
Logan Edwards
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Luke Gomez
do mudslimes pack acid on them or something? is this some sort of tradition?
Cooper Wood
Q: Why did the nigger wear a tuxedo to get a vasectomy?
A: (in black guy voice) Sheeit, if i'm gonna be impotent, I might as well LOOK impotent!
Adrian Edwards
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Camden Nguyen
lol Sweden
Jaxon Young
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Evan Adams
Damn that free suprise with the kids meal was lit
David Edwards
>i always carry a "don't forget to feed the niggers" note in my pocket just in case
Jackson Ramirez
>Chicago Style is a type of Pizza
>Chicago also has enormously high crime rates
>Picture of Fort Knox Pizza
>Leaf cannot put 2 and 2 together
Christian Brooks
the fuck is going on in this one?