Who would dare start a trade war with the Trade Federation?

Who would dare start a trade war with the Trade Federation?

>trade federation
>does nothing but block trade

anyone with a brain?

ISIS

no user, you know that thing which happens when workers of a company are butthurt and stop working? It's the same thing

In the Star Wars universe specifically.
I can't imagine Jedi starting a war, they're a religion of peace.

Let's talk about the existence of "tug boat" type ships in the star wars universe. It makes sense that they would exist, right?

i was missing my ex really bad and i jerked off and came in like a minute and instantly the very second after ejaculation all my feelings toward her were gone

If you're comparing the trade federation to workers going on strike then you're retarded.

Bane?

I imagine that the hammerhead ships in R1 are repurposed tugboats

All I know is that Rey is a terrible fucking character.

How disgusting

i know

>does nothing but
I know you're shitposting, but this is stupid. There's obviously an entire history to the federation not seen in the movies.

Why doesn't the Republic have a standing army? It took like 20 pilots and a literal child to completely dismantle the Trade Federation's army. They have enough forces to occupy a planet, that's it. The Galactic Republic is thousands and thousands of planets. A planet or two allied to Naboo couldn't have sent ships and blown them the fuck out?

>why doesnt nato have a standing army
are you retarted

Because Republic was weak.
Sheev did nothing wrong.

The Republic doesn't need an army, they've been at peace for 1000 years

>jedi is the religion of peace
Where have we heard this before? What do they mean by this? Is it part and parcel of living in a modern Star Wars universe?

They were being right cunts tbqh

And honestly, who wouldn't want to genocide these disgusting spacekikes

He unironically didn't, that's the thing.

He created Anakin

Anakin was a dumb cunt and became infinitely better as vader.

>send jedi to investigate
>well even though the jedi clearly saw the invasion and blockade let's not help

wut

The Republic.

Mace windu says jedi are keepers of the peace and not soldiers in clones.

was that before or after they engage in an interstellar war?