Australians used to rule over this board like a lion rules the Savannah. They would make fun of janitors, moot, c*nadians, americans, euros, you name it. Now when I see an Australian post its some limp wristed cunt posting a 3/10 pasta.
What happened?
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Invested too much in dabbing and lost everything when it plummeted
*dabs*
dis man does not kno da wae of da deval
They tried to force some cunts memes too hard. For example:
>A FUCKING LEAF
worked out well because it paradoxically challenged the elitist nature of many Canadian posts with a nonoffensive item- characteristic irony at it's best.
Things began to go downhill soon after when the Australians began targeting Indians with:
>A FUCKING WAGON WHEEL
It offered no meta connection, and many posters were quick to dismiss it as a failed non-sequitur, when a miracle happened in the form of a heated Indian poster making reference to:
>DESIGNATED SHITTING STREETS
and the Australians resurged in popularity and relevance.
Unfortunately things weren't to last, as the Australians failed to gain hold of anything lasting or meme-worthy. The final straw was the targeting of Dutch posters with:
>TWENTY BUCK FUCK
based on an irrelevant porn video. Considering that there was no grand reference or meta meaning other that the very loose connection that the porn actress was Dutch, and that because of the success of the earlier memes it was spammed with equal fervor, it's popularity, and that of the Australians, plummeted. They have never successfully recovered since. Ironically, many believe that their shitposting mantra has been overtaken by Canada.
by Allah, I have encountered cases of cancer caused directly by screeds posted on antisocial media
t. leaf on safari
I got banned a million times "int only allows respectful discussion of other countries" so I stopped. I even made an anti-Australia thread the other day and got that ban again. Mods literally directly ruined the culture of this board
only normie aussies come to normiechan now (+entitled, emotionally unstable humourless NEETs who are basically whiny americans)
These two things sound right.
All of Sup Forums has been ruined by Hiroshimoot and his love of black cocks and trannies.
Go look at any board...The only thing allowed on any board that is not directly related to the board's topic is: black cocks and trannies.
I am personally trying to leave this place for ever...tomorrow is the beginning of my 1 week self-ban.
A lot of australian ips got range banned. Fuck the mods and fuck gook moot
>Hiroshimoot and his love of black cocks
If that were true, Turkey wouldn't be range banned for kara boga posting right now.
It makes absolutely no sense that Turks have just been range-banned for KARA BOGA posting. This shit has been going on for 1 year +. And it has not been just Turkish posters doing it.
Fucking hell I tried to post some SHITTED memes in /gif/ the other day, but SHITTED is on a block-filter and cannot be uploaded.
They've done that to the counter memes of BLACKED but not to BLACKED itself?
And now Turks are randomly range-banned?
None of this makes any sense. For all we know Erdogan has banned Turks from using Sup Forums again.
>What happened?
You're starting to look at the state of the board with the meme goggles off but are struggling to accept what you see, thus feel the need to insert delusional meme narratives based on isolated events used to paint a picture of a norm which never existed.
Just admit you lost your mojo Bruce.
Wait, Turks were rangebanned? Since when?
It never existed outside of delusional forced meme narratives. Bruce isn't even a remotely common name in Australia.
They got KHAN'D and never recovered
Moot cowered as the doors to his panic room were being punched down. Every powerful Australian fist banging against them shook the rooms walls, and sent Moots framed images of Woody Allen and Shimon Peres falling to the floor. He backed into the corner but realistically he knew he had nowhere to go, as the door collapsed open under the Australian assault
What Moot saw in the doorway stunned him
A large, well tanned man, with an outback hat on his head and a Zyzz tattoo on his shoulder.
"G'day mate". bellowed the man, as he walked towards Moot. ''Get them poofter fucking skinny jeans off mate".
Moot knew he had to do as he was told. The last time he tried to fight an Australian, his website was destroyed.
"D-d-d-on't hurt me please", stuttered Moot, "I'll expose my anus like you exposed my janitors"
The Australian man smiled as Moot began to undress in front of him
"Corr, fair dinkum mate, thats a pretty nice dick". Moot tried to smile at the compliment, but he couldn't smile knowing what was about to happen. "Listen mate" continued the Aussie; "You'll have to do a sexy dance, at the moment an erection is like a Sup Forums pass, I'm not getting one because Moot isn't doing anything for me"
Moot stood up and began to sway his body from one way to the next. He could see the Aussie begin to smile, and he could see his penis begin to stand. Moot was, at this point, in tears, and completely humiliated. "Thats right mate, keep crying you soft bloody wanker" laughed the Aussie. "The floods of tears right now could drown Queensland", he bantered.
Moot looked at the Aussie and got down on all fours. He turned round and said "P-please, just fuck me and leave"
The Aussie laughed once more and looked at Moot
"What do you think I am, some sort of poofter?".
The Aussie left the room, with moot by himself, in a puddle of tears, his anus exposed to the open air.
Autism
We left you guys to clean up your Trump shitstain.
ABBO GO GO!
IT'S NOT FAIR BROS, WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE RANGEBANNED FIRST NOT THE TURKS. HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN?
The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long, user.
But the Finns are still going strong so what do I know.
range ban is why I had to buy Sup Forums pass, now I can't waste the pass for KARA BOĞA spam. But we succeeded in spreading the KARA BOĞA, so there is no reason to get b& for it. KARA BOĞA (cc) will ascend into eternity. KARA BOĞA posters are redeemed.
puts a smile on my face every time, somebody post the vocaroo please.
only gud bois are allowed to post
當他的恐慌室的門被沖下來的時候,模糊不清的嘲弄聲。每一個強大的澳大利亞拳頭都在衝擊著他們,震動了房間的牆壁,並把伍迪·艾倫和西蒙·佩雷斯的模糊圖像倒在了地上。他回到了角落,但實際上他知道他無處可去,因為在澳大利亞的襲擊下,門被打開了
莫特在門口看到了什麼,震驚了他
一個身材高大,曬得黑黑的男人,頭上戴著一頂內地帽子,肩膀上還戴著Zyzz紋身。
“G'day伴侶”。當他走向Moot的時候,這個男人吼道。 “讓他們放棄他媽的緊身牛仔褲”。
莫特知道他必須按照他的吩咐去做。他上次試圖打澳大利亞的時候,他的網站被摧毀了。
“D-d-d-不要傷害我”,結結巴巴地說道,“我會像露出我的門衛一樣暴露我的肛門。
當Moot在他面前脫衣時,澳大利亞男子笑了起來
“科爾,公平純潔的伙伴,這是一個相當不錯的傢伙”。莫特試圖微笑讚美,但他不知道即將發生的事情。 “聽伴”繼續澳元; “你必須做一個性感的舞蹈,現在勃起就像一個Sup Forums的通行證,我沒有得到一個,因為莫特沒有為我做任何事情”
莫特站了起來,開始把他的身體從一個方向搖擺到另一個方向。他可以看到澳大利亞人開始微笑,他可以看到他的陰莖開始站立。在這一點上,莫特人流下了眼淚,完全被羞辱了。 “這是正確的隊友,不停地哭泣你的軟血腥的汪克”笑了澳元。 “現在的眼淚可能會淹死昆士蘭州”,他嘲笑道。
莫特看著澳元,四下四伏。他轉過身來,說:“請 - 請你干我,離開”
澳大利亞人又笑了起來,看著莫特
“你覺得我是什麼樣的人,有些混蛋?”
澳大利亞人離開了房間,一個人在一個淚水潭中,他的肛門露在外面。
the only people who thought that "a fucking leaf" worked was non-leafs. it just never made any sense to me. it was like calling an american "a fucking stars and stripes"... it's like, what? why is this a thing?
>worked out well because it paradoxically challenged the elitist nature of many Canadian posts with a nonoffensive item- characteristic irony at it's best
this sentence is devoid of any actual meaning. you're the elitist one, stars and stripes
i dabbed too hard now i have cancer of the brain
be careful friends
Fuck off
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A FUCKING LEAF