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Zootopia edition

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every episode of The Crown makes me cry

Went to a vegan restaurant
Also dead general

what the fug is up with america

no one replies to each other with genuine thoughts so there's no reason to come here

Salu2

god i fucking hate politicians

word
if only we could trust in monarchs to be well-trained and well-moralized

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I've been gone for a year, what'd I miss?

/cum/ is all but dead

There's probably around 5 consistent posters

I used to hate Cara
Now he's one of the best posters, relatively speaking

clack is cool

*does a little dance*
lol so random

I'm so silly WOOT!!

go to bed

yes sir :(

don't get mad about this bump

I love sucking and worshipping BBC

I'm utterly obsessed with black cocks

*Bavarian

The Weaver is a national treasure and you assholes better take good care of her. Don't make me come over there.

*cums*
*deletes 25 downloading torrents of interracial porn*

After the rape allegations witch hunt, do you feel safe to hit on a girl?

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Hello Sweden

nice BBC my man

youtu.be/yz7Cn3pHibo?t=42

Can a fellow African-American brother explain why the crips and bloodz are mixed together in this video?
I thought they were eternal enemies

you think some petty gang rivalry is gonna keep them from getting their mug shown in a music video?

>implying they didn't just pay random blacks to wear random rags and interact with eachother

im a poster

GOOD morning

Yes hello good morning

*looks around*
Huh, lots of cute girls today....

Alpha six, this is two minor. It's time to bring in the heat. Danger close. Bring the rain.

hello lads yes this is dog

>no posts in 10 minutes

ryan sux

add me on discord

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still angry that it's impossible to pirate the zootopia official handbook and zootopia junior novelization
the internet has failed.

im back from work you guys

Made a breakfast sandwhich thingie but can have it, you're probably really hungry and tired after that shift.

>her

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Napoleon Bonaparte already completed his Italian campaigns at my age.

I'm going to go have a fierce poop and think about this.

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Never pooped regularly until I started eating this. Best cereal

simple as

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You know those rods inside the toilet paper holders?
When I was like 15 and still "exploring" my sexuality I anally penetrated myself with that a few times and then rinsed it off in the sink
We sold that house. Someone regularly handles something I had up my bum

Does it ever make you think about what innocuous every-day items you use now might have been employed for anal stimulation by some stranger? This sounds like a paradigm-shifting moment.

i'm tired of bbc and incest, need a new fetish

try feeding/fat

i started to like sidecut with piercings and a shit ton of tattoos tbqh

have you tried love?

Had a lot of sex dreams last night
One of them I got an outdoor blowjob

Have had nasty shits all morning
Not a good start to the semester

Found several qt's on Sup Forums

beating my dick rn

You shouldn't browse Sup Forums

>parents want me to start reading ahead before the semester starts
does anyone even do this?

But the qt's

if you're a C student you NEED to
if you're an A student you're probably fine

Sometimes, if I like the course.

Nerd lmao

>Always participating in class
>the first one to deliver classwork and homework
>Tests are easy af

Drumpf is finished!!!!!

>never participate in class
>don't do homework
>exams already stress me out a month out
it's high time i dropped out and pursued an actual interest of mine

What do you study?

math

do it
free yourself from mediocrity

You poor soul

>did some stretches yesterday
>sore from just that

the difference between sores and aches after working out is stretching
keep it up, user!

oh hey first time i haven't hated the look of platinum dyed hair

what job do you want to do when you graduate?

also i saw the asian girl with the dyed blonde hair that im in love with again

im like twice her height lmao

Hmmm wonder why

Checked
Today's your lucky day

when i first entered school i went for computer science and hated the classes, so i swapped to mathematics because it felt far more useful to have as a background; back then i thought to myself i would pursue programming outside of school (but i could never get into it). i had the idea that i would get into game development as an engineer at one of those terrible studios

at this point, with my parents backing, i won't pursue any job and would just try to learn to do something else (such as literally anything in art)--the problem now is actually finishing a year's worth of work that i'll inevitably fail at unless i summon the discipline to work a fuckton on it outside of class which is difficult with 0 motivation (aside from, hey! you didn't waste 5 years of your life and now earned a degree you won't ever use!)

CUTE as fuck blonde Asian girls are my good luck charm

Imagine when you will penetrate her, it will look straight up burlesque.

THE gf

Took a nap, had a terrible dream.

Had a dream I was eating sunflower seeds but then I started choking on the shells and they all got stuck on my throat and that feeling is ultimately what woke me up.

it also would be the best moment of my life

maybe I'm exaggerating, idk like she's not weirdly short like 5'2 i guess

>5'2
>not weirdly short

Enjoy your manlet babies

the bf

zando and ottawa should go on a date

>having children with petite blonde asian girls

ummm, no sweetie

snus is cool but smoking is cooler
not sure if quitting cigs is worth it anymore

what thwarts you from offing yourself?

>smoking

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cowardice

Thots

no point in wasting your only life

I would but Ottowa dislikes me

russia insider is naming the jew now

>tfw no abusive bbc bf

nihilism will get you nowhere