Bring me your best, Sup Forums

Bring me your best, Sup Forums.

War were declared.

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I bring the man with no Ambition.

He's seen war before as well.

I could break the president in two. With my bare hands!

I bring to you the reaper of lost souls.
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Melinda "Six-Pack Abs" Grab

Agent Randell, reporting for duty.

Terminator ghost girl reporting for duty

Bat-Cow, standing by.

This boy can and will steal the enemy's oneitis's with ease. Can you imagine it sir? They'll too busy drunk texting and having feels to hold a gun properly. We'll have a field day.

"I" AM BEING DRAFTED ?

pardon me if i say poppycock ?

War doctor reporting

ME AND MY GIANT COCK ARE READY TO ROLL OUT

Well whatever country I get shipped off too, it better be on my list

What the fuck am I reading?

>were

>I never watched Futurama

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Here is fish-guy. All he has left in his life is looking into toilets while depressed. He'd make a valuable addition to your team. His only weakness is that after browsing a folder filled with extremely powerful waifus, somebody could probably fuck him up if they got the drop on him.

Doesn't this violate the prime directive?

i can empathize with fish-guy: i have consistent nightmares periodically of going into public restroom stalls and the toilet being filled with shit. i don't know why this keeps happening but it just does.

Ahoy there! Sounds like you're in need of some assistance, old chum! Fear not! The Sovereign of the Seas will Support your Sortie oppoSSing those Scandalous Scoundrels!

OUTRAGEOUS!

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DON'T WORRY SIR

IF I CAN'T KILL THEM I CAN CRY THEM TO DEATH

Cue-Ball, Eight-Ball, Twelve-Ball and Cue-Ball standing by

over 300 confirmed kills!

>Not "Stardust Crusaders standing by"

Veteran of a 1000 year war... is only known for her tears.

BILLDOZER, STANDING BY

Red Leader, standing by

Droid army, standing by

Space Dorito st- uhh... s...

Shit, I'm sorry. What were we doing? I got distracted by cat tits.

Triple E's, standing by.

that's not a war veteran, that's a drama queen

She can be a useless damsel. Your army needs a damsel, right?

Punished Ruby ready for battle

>Does it what I figure out happened just ever come like anything else for it.

I found our first casualty. All I know is it'll be someone's fetish.

ANGRY CROW TAKES FLIGHT!

Here is the best of the best of the best, Sir!

With honours?

Swedish Murder Machine... ready

ARE YOU A MAN OR AN ANT?!

literally me reporting for duty!

I call base duty.

>war

This is such a great reaction image

I AM NOT JOINING, delete that picture of me!

The name's Pooh. Whinnie the Pooh.

>KEKTAIN KEK-KEK KEKARD OF THE KEK.S.S. KEKERPRISE REPRESENTING THE UNITED KEKERATION OF KEKETS

You come into my house, abuse my hospitality and eat my honey, we're friends rabbit, but even I have limits, it pains me to do this.

Here's two bright upcoming recruits, Sarge!

Patrick! What are you doing here?

Good job officer. All these fine...oooh...
flexible recruits...mmmmm.

That will come later for now, welcome recruits! You just signed up for a war that even I didn't know we had yet. Once registration is done, you'll be assigned a bunk, and I want to see some serious bed-making there!

Congratulations men! And fine, fine women.

I dunno. I'm funny?

Griffith im going to kick your ass

Medieval rabbit murder squad, reporting in!

I THOUGHT THE CORPS WOULD STRAIGHTEN OUT MY LIFE SIR

Says you

Jaws Cena is ready!

All Star Outhouse ready for the shitstorm Sir

Captain Friedrich Zarigueya, reporting sir.

Aloha!

Stitch reporting in!

Post-orgasm PPG ... R-Reporting in, s-sir ...

Oh man, I'm reporting in!

The Mighty Megalosaurus, Admiral Sinclair, reporting for duty

BWAAAAH

Look fellows we got Neil Gaiman at our site!

LET'S GET OUR BOYS PUMPED Sup Forums!

NOTHING GET'S THE BLOOD PUMPING LIKE AN ANTI-WAR SONG.
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OORAH

So are there babes at this "war" place?

What is it, like a resort for princesses?

Der a fite?! Iz redy ta killz anytin'!

>it aint me starts playing

BUCK BAKEK

VIET FUCKING NAM

Holy shit, it's General Boo! We're surely going to win now!

Your going to need someone to help keep the soldiers from going insane....

Major Tom Reporting For Duty.

ground control is on the line. they want to ask you if somethings wrong or not?

>I RODE A TANK, HELD A GENERALS RANK
>WHEN THE BLITZKRIEG RAGED AND THE BODIES STANK

>tfw all you want is to see her get railed and watch her slightly chubby body bounce
>but it always turns into fucking guro

It's nice while it lasted, just ends badly all the time.

Pleased to meet you.

Every time wasn't even think about it.

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Is this from some sort of fanfiction wiki?

WAARRRRRR

source please?

KotH wiki

from what shore do they hail?

Hm.

IF YOU REALLY LOVE HUMANITY DR MANHATTAN YOU'D BE READY TO FIGHT FOR IT

Not to worry General, I'll stop that pigeon! Muttley! Prepare for take off!

WE DON'T WANNA GO TO WAR TODAY
BUT THE LITTLE MAN FROM THE DRAFT BOARD SAYS "Now I wouldn't say that"!

Sir, yes sir!

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wait a minute...

Try and keep up

Get ready to get fucked.

MEDIC

What is this Heresy

CHEER LUV! THE CAVALRY'S IS HERE!