What is the secret to his hair?

What is the secret to his hair?

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Sleeps upside down.

Genetics

Good pomade

Dat perfect non-receding hairline. Dat absolute lack of DHT production. Dat hairstyle.
Why even bother living?

>smokes profusely
>diet consists of pancakes, coffee, milkshakes, and cigarettes
>looks like a kino god

health fags btfo. go chew on your celery sticks you dumb fucks you'll be dead by 50 anyway

At least he has brown teeth.

A bondless, creative mind underneath.

good genetics, pomade

his hair is wavy so it looks cool. straight hair, curly hair, and baldlets need not apply

Meanwhile he's banged Isabella Rosselini, all of the TP chicks, and Lord knows how many other hot chicks along the way.

keenwah
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>tfw non-balding genetics inherited from my grampa
>completely straight hair

I have to style the fuck out of it but I can make it work senpai

health fags are gay but strength fags are based. nothing feels better than feeling physically powerful. people whine on me for eating lots of meat and eggs but they dont know the feeling of lifting some heavy-ass weights

Semen

Great Mongo, now return to your bridge.

Ok fine, but we're not living in caveman times anymore.

Even back then I'm sure the guy who painted those sick ass horses on the cave walls got more juicy pusy than the meathead that had to be the first to go in caves cuz of '''''''''''''''bravery'''''''''''''''''

based pusy poster

Damn right I'm based

go into the arts with a good haircut, don't be overweight and all your r9k ills will vanish. Easier to get some chick's pusy grool in your mouth than counting to 3

>tfw fair, fine blond hair that gets fucked by the wind every single time
>literally no product seems to agree with my hair at all

anyone similar and has found a miracle product that will fix this shit

wind just reks my shit, I wish I had thick black heavy hair instead of this blond shit

I have brown straight hair, just recently cut it off after ten years of having long hair, and I don't know, there's more care and products then before, best thing is pomade and matt paste, but it gets screwed up over the day so I always have a comb with me.

The secret is quinoa (KINO-A)
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Garmonbozia

no shampoo bro

girls don't give a fuck about strong
most girls would pick left over right anyday

but right is ten times stronger and that feeling alone is probably worth it. nigga could squeeze left man to death with his bare hands

>fit vs strong
More like strong vs gross mongoloid
Best body type is Jesus on a cross

tfw anti-Lynch Lynch fan

Gargombozia.

if you're looking for pus then a good face will beat anything

The secret to every man with beautiful hair..

hahahahahahahahahaha

no

what else

It is when you're in a high school, but when you're older other things come first.

I'm not trained at all, but having a little experience in mma from my time in the cadets, I can say that nothing would feel better than besting some meathead in a fight because you're technically superior

it sure isn't your posting

It's not fucking fair that this 71 year old man has a better hairline than me and I'm only 19.

not really

Face of Adonis won't help you if you are scrawny little shit.

>tfw started balding before 20

How do you realize you're balding?

for every perfect feature, there must be a compromise. listen to the man speak

Shitty cringy pusy poster

Yeah. He looks like he's British and then he starts yapping in redneck.

You have less hair.

this is true quino

Have you used anti-acne medication?

But where? Does it fall off by handful?

including his daughter.

t.treemidget69

>anti-acne medication
Does it make your hair fall off?

avocados - asked him when i was in cannes

mud

No Poo.
Not the POO as in POO IN THE LOO ok OP.

correct

I think that accutaine was pulled from the market for premature hair loss.

I always had a shitty hairline, but it probably sped up the process. It did level out and when I came to terms with it, it ok... I sort of keep it Statham styled.

It's called estrogen

Fuck, are you serious?

The men in my family are pretty much all bald before 30, and I had obscenely bad acne as a teen. When will the shit genetics stop fucking us over?