The fuck did I just watch?
The fuck did I just watch?
Grayson Powell
Jackson Torres
haha dude me too I was like, wtf? hahaha
Nathan Barnes
Possibly the most 80's movie of all time
David Rivera
In my top 5 favorite films. You just watched a masterpiece
Jeremiah Green
Maybe my favorite Carpenter. It's pretty straightforward, so you'd have to be some sort of fucking retard to not understand it, but feel free to ask any questions if you were confused about something.
Isaac Adams
Why?
Nathaniel Watson
what about Thrashin'?
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Angel Cooper
Kino
Juan Barnes
Could it be made today?
Charles Wood
What do you mean why why do you keep asking stupid vague questions
Landon Anderson
The best film I've ever watched. A masterpiece.
Jonathan Morris
reddit: the movie
Isaac Wright
No ninjas
Evan Gonzalez
OP here, perhaps I should clarify. I thought the movie was fantastic, I was just surprised at how utterly nonsensical it was. I've never seen a movie that gives you exposition be having characters just say the plot that wasn't shit or a B movie.
Jace Anderson
>Maybe my favorite Carpenter
its great but definitely not better than escape from ny or the thing
How dare you
Parker Mitchell
if you think this film is reddit, you are reddit
Elijah Bell
Kayden Johnson
That would be The Warriors. Or Ice Pirates.
Joseph Cruz
damn..
Leo Rogers
BIG TROMBONE
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IN MAH VAGINA!
David Gomez
But that's how it always begins. Very small.
Cooper Edwards
Such a great movie. The commentary with Kurt and John is worth listening to as well, they both love the movie so much.
Andrew Martinez
>gives you exposition be having characters just say the plot
I guess it works because like us Jack has no idea what is going on and the plot advances so quickly that like Jack we don't have time to register everything
Kayden Flores
Why didn't Wizards sue?
Anthony Baker
Forget it OP, it's Big Trouble in Little China
Justin Roberts
Oh, you.
Jace Rogers
Its THE cult film
Dylan King
what were they ON when they mad it
Jaxson Gutierrez
Chinese black magic.
Ryan Perez
I would shoot your kneecaps out if I had the chance.
Alexander Long
Beholder only has one central eye. Also it was still TSR at that point I think.
Mason Cox
nigger please
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Hudson Perez
I want an order of orange chicken, hold the chicken user.
Logan Cooper
>A beholder has one central eye
A fleshy floating ball with eye tendrils and a big central eye is still a beholder, even if it has a few tiny eyes on the body that aren't on tentacles.
Mason Clark
Re-watched this for the first time since I was a kid and certain bits on it are actually hilarious. I wasn't actually expecting it to be a comedy for some reason. I was only expecting cheese.
David Ramirez
Too beta and autistic to "speak" to a lawyer.
Colton James
Still looked better than the D&D movie beholder!
Hudson Cruz
the warriors came out in 1979
Jordan Clark
Maybe they liked it, idk, I wondered that myself
Bentley Jackson
Even with the ability to use the source material, they still turned it into a floating blood hound rather than an highly intelligent, natural born magic using predator.
Beholders will never get a proper representation.
Logan Jackson
>d-do i fit in yet?
Jackson Peterson
How about the Evil Eye/Gazer in Dragon's Dogma?
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Aiden Wood
>"but call him a redditor and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back."
>"I've been found out"
Joshua Turner
ice pirates is amazing and more people should see it
Aiden Myers
THE GREATEST FILM OF ALL TIME
/sarcasm
Aright, it's not as great as some claim. Kinda all over the place and there are some bits in the middle that add absolutely nothing. But it's good (mindless) popcorn-munching fun, and some truly bizarre quotable lines.
Henry Howard
god yes this. I'm convinced anyone living in the 80's has seen it and they just don't admit it, considering it was on WGN or TBS every weekend
Blake Flores
>definitely not better than escape from ny
I don't think Escape aged as well as Big Trouble. I rewatched it recently and it felt really slow. Still some great bits in there, but I'm not in a hurry to see it again.
Jordan Myers
>Dwayne Johnson
Getting pretty sick of seeing him everywhere
Connor Lopez
The part where Jack shoots his gun into the air then immediately gets knocked out by falling debris before the big fight still kills me
Daniel Price
a shitty movie by a good director
Benjamin Evans
fuckin masterpiece
Owen Kelly
>it gets the mummy treatment with a female edgelordess villain that's also grim and """"realistic""" tone so people understand its also sophisticated and not racist
FUCK
NO
Eli Wilson
Upvoted
Michael Torres
Discount version of "The Golden Child"
Kayden Nelson
I really fucking hate summerfags
Anthony Jones
the warriors isn't 80s at all
Thomas Thomas
Kim Cattrall was INSANELY hot in this
Nolan Scott
It's funnier when you realize that Kurt Russel is actually the sidekick.
Hudson Collins
John Carpenter was going to direct that but made this instead
Connor Johnson
Yeah, the Golden Child was much darker too.
Ryder Jones
Why is Carpenter the best director ever m8s?
Thing, Escape and China all have this vibe to them that's nothing like anything else I've seen before or after
William Hall
My favorite film of all time.
Jason Carter
So it's the original Fury Road?
Lincoln Kelly
>have ya paid your dues jack?
>yes sir the check is in the mail!
Adam Scott
You leave Jack Burton alone
Hunter James
It's the anti- 'white action hero saves the day' movie, which were popular at the time. Like if John Wayne was in a Jackie Chan movie and didn't realise he was totally irrelevant because Jackie Chan was the hero. Carpenter nailed the satire with constant winks to the audience.
Connor Walker
It made a lot more sense to me after I took a friend to see Zu: Warriors of the Magic Mountain
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It's no Gleaming the Cube.
Grayson Perez
fucking retard
Jonathan Reyes
Big Trouble in Little China
I mean the title is right fuckin' there!