Pokemon Go

Why are manchildren today so easily distracted?

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>manchildren
But even Chads were playing the damn thing.

Millennials are nothing but anti-smoking, always-condom wearing conformists

>normiemon
>no fun allowed

Because it is popular and they are normies.

My local church is up in a shit because some player called S0DOM1ZER keeps taking over the gym every sat night. So on Sunday all the churchy kids have to fight a Sodomizer to get their gym back. The game is really fun when you play it properly

>Why are manchildren today so easily distracted?
Its pretty easy to be distracted and spend your time playing Pokemon Go when you don't have a job.

>manchildren

on a website for manchildren

Kek

I want to catch Pokémon, but it is too dangerous to go outside here. :(

>even men and women who are socially adjusted play Pokemon GO
>manchildren

Found the middle-age "huurr durr back in my day" man.

>"fun"
walking around like retards around the city to get some meaningless shitty 3d models. JUST

pokemon go basically confirms the suspicions

Putin is so fucking based it isn't funny

>bans memes
>bans Pokemon go
>ex kgb
>pro trump

>implying all of you aren't playing it
How many Pokémon do you have already?

>He isn't Team Valor
Cuck

there is hope

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>Why are manchildren today so easily distracted?

>manchildren
>pukimon go

degenerates

Atleast it makes them go outside for a while.
I say its a small victory against degeneracy.

I bet you enjoy being lead by a woman, beta cuck

>not being alpha male instinct

kek!

No virgin pussy reward for putting in effort in trying to get ahead.
Cheap sluts readily avaliable.

> playing the pokejew goy

End yourself

Church problems.

He has even tried to warn the USA several times about terrorists and upcoming terrorist attacks, but Obama dismissed him for "meddling"

isn't that the yellow one? All the gyms in the asian part of my town are yellow.

team red all the way.

>grew up loving pokemon
>tried playing the game
>it's boring, deleted it
>brother never cared for pokemon
>plays the game with his normie friends

It seems like a game for normies

>be millenial
>grow up in a cultural wasteland
>music is essentially a science now, all top 40/radio hits sound the same
>reality TV punctuated by ads dominates "discussion"
>movies and pulp novels have to be supportive of an agenda (or at least not contrary to it) to succeed
>people think you're weird if you go outside without a set goal in mind, always have to be going somewhere
>higher education has been shit for decades, even STEM is going downhill
>even relative costs have been skyrocketing, can't afford shit
>real wages have been stagnant since the advent of the microprocessor

>women are shit
>education is shit
>"coding" is now an emasculated dudebro pastime, if you're not 120% part of the culture you're shit

>wake up
>try to find a distraction from dysfunctional education, dysfunctional politics, dysfunctional employment market, all supported by dysfunctional media
>even people who know just how fucked things are call you a manchild

>Be a 3rd world country
>Want to play Pokemon GO so bad
>Finally here
>Go outside, wtf everyone is brown
>Start playing
>Search for Pikachu
>Find Unown
>fugg :dd
>Stop playing
>You're in a favella
>get robbed, rape and kill

>wtf everyone is brown
>Argentina

There's no Unown in the game you stupid fuck.
Oh wait you are just trolling. Kill yourself.

stop having fun

Any Pokemon you haven't caught yet comes up as "Unknown".
Maybe you should kill yourself. Nothing of value would be lost.

I typed Unown not Unknown you blind kangaroo fucker. Learn2Pokeymans and try again.

Pinochet was the best thing to ever happen in your country. Shows us your lavish lifestyle cunt! Ohh no ya can't because your people have always amounted to nothing. Seriously, you're surrounded by feral countries and yet they are more useful on the world stage. I am posting in luxury, you're posting from a mud hut.

>Implying you aren't a millenial