>Baywatch was a flo-
Baywatch
Juan Robinson
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Connor Williams
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Michael Ward
He uses emojis like a woman.
Embarrassing for him.
Anthony James
Dwyane and Armond DP'ing your girlfriend whilst you watch.
Parker Howard
>"your movie is shit"
>"MUH MONEY"
Typical cuck and niggers
David Rogers
>t.virgin
Parker Flores
>the retard reply talking about fucking STAR WARS
jfc
Mason Powell
Sure, kid.
Logan Sullivan
p.
Evan Myers
Baywatch was hella #LITTY and for the FANS. Only an out of touch CRITIC would hate on it.
Jaxson Sanchez
Why is this important to you?
Ian Butler
How can one man be this based?
Brayden Hughes
So did it make that cash money in the end, or is Rock just trying to save face by relying on public ignorance of marketing and distribution costs?
Oliver Smith
litty confirmed
Joshua Carter
>sucking a millionaire actor's cock on twitter by telling them how much richer they are now
numales should be round up and slaughtered
Ryan Butler
What the fuck does litty mean?
Zachary Jenkins
lil bitty litty
Thomas Ortiz
GON GET #LITTY
Jordan Rivera
The Rock falls in love with a Baywatch Reboot.
Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the new movie's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls it, thanking it for the time by saying MAHALO, and is overjoyed to find out that his Baywatch film is FUN for the FANS that will lead you to a PISS-GOOD TIME.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to his new movie made for the FANS, it ends up being panned by critics who have a disconnect over what the piss-happy FANS want over a RAUNCHY SUMMER MOVIE. After some investigation, he finds out that the piss-inducing comedy he called is not the same movie he fell in love with. In fact, it doesn't exist in this universe at all. It is Baywatch's alternate universe counterpart, with Daddary's mammaries rather swinging dicks and gore.
Hijinks ensue as the the Rock strikes up a deal with producers to shill his movie over Twitter until everyone pisses their pants and floods theaters in a sea of piss. While the two chase a dwindling box office, DRAMA from the R-18 COMEDY ensues as they begin to piss on each other instead in HILARITY and question the NATURE of LITTY.
Anthony Gomez
This is the moment when I realized people were right about him just being contrarian for its own sake
Isaiah Roberts
FINDS
Thomas Jackson
Owen Brown
>june 27th
>the rock is STILL going on about baywatch
Parker Hill
Every fucking thread.
Anthony Carter
GET
LITTY
Brayden Davis
Checked and kek'd.
Nathaniel Allen
Stop posting that because it's already a thing.
Kayden Torres
and st/a/y there.
Logan Thompson
>$69 million
>$136.6 million
Well congrats on losing 1.4 million dollars.
Camden Lopez
What's your point? All movies being shown on the big screen nowadays are focused on making money
Adrian Robinson
I'm not upset at all bro haHA
Christian King
It was LIT
Nolan Murphy
RAUNCHY
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Nathan Peterson
L I T T Y
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Jayden Flores
BIG AND FUN
LIKE ME
WHEN I AM DRUNK
Hudson Allen
Armond loathed Baywatch, that screencap is a lie.
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I still don't get why some memer made a fake review to make Armond look bad, Armond has praised countless terrible movies so you don't need to make up shit to disgrace him.
Evan Baker
The point is, you're a nigger.
Dylan Roberts
i see he's taking cues from trump
Austin Howard
Retard.
Justin Bell
Litty posting is back on the menu boys
Levi Fisher
is he the only reliable critic on RT?
David Brooks
>what is hollywood accounting
Is The Rock really this dumb?
Jace Turner
fucking based
Jose Perry
He produced it, so he'll probably actually see a profit. That's the only reason he defended it so hard.
Jayden Jackson
amazing how nobody on this shit board bothers to even check