CMERE YOU

>CMERE YOU
>this ice cream? you serve it frozen?
>yes chef
>my god

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>plate arrives
Right, thank you darling
>starts prodding at food with knife and fork
Christ.
>messily cuts up meal
Look at that.
>violin screech, starts dissecting food like a science project
Dear oh dear.
>brings camera in for a close up
Unbelievable.
>squishes food into plate with the side of a fork
They've lost the plot.
>plants camera lens inside the meat
It looks like mother's bloody used tampon
>picks pieces off the food and starts flinging them haphazardly around
This is no way to run a business
>spills his drink on the plate
Awful soupy texture.
>presses food down with palm and smears it around
Bland, soupy, pretentious. I mean just look at THAT.
>chucks plate into the bin
Right, what we need is to simplify the menu. Keep it rustic.

>not putting in at least three violin screeches
Wow.

>CMERE YOU
>yes chef?
>FUCK OFF

>violin screech

ITS
RUAAAAWWWWWWW
user
WOULD YOU REALLY SERVE THAT?

>w-well it is sushi, chef...

My god...

WE'RE GONNA GET SMART ARE WE?
user C'MERE

Really?
Have you been drinking?

How can one episode be so kino: youtube.com/watch?v=ij4HYRVIj8Y

youtube.com/watch?v=SFtLvkqHIds

>accidentally drops plate and apologizes for it
>HE FUCKING SMASHED IT

Fuck Youtube titles

>these fucking fridges
yes chef
>EVERY FUCKING FRIDGE IS FULL OF FRESH STUFF
it's stock and for service chef
>THESE POOR FUCKERS OUT THERE ARE EATING THIS
yes chef
>no, i'm not going to let you cook anymore
chef?
>you think it's funny do you? YOU SHOULDN'T BE FUCKING ANYWHERE NEAR FOOD
yesh chef
>OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYES

that wasn't accidental.

Remember that one chick that turned into a prostitute after one the episodes ?

piccolo teatro, the first one i saw and still best. that bitch just did not give a fuck

It was, at the end of the ep he drops one on purpose though as he's pretending to give it to one of the staff.

OI BIG BOY
C'MERE
FUCK OFF

Watch his hand. He's holding up the plate with it, and then suddenly takes it off to put it on the other plate. Unless he just had a stroke, it was obviously made to look accidental. Guy has insane coordination from knife skills, but forgot he had his hand holding up a plate?

>YOU CALL THIS FOOKIN' CHICKEN?
n-no chef that's our salad
>GET IT THROUGH YOUR SKULL
>YOU CAN'T
>SERVE CHICKEN
>THAT'S GREEEEEEEN

Hand coordination has nothing to do with short term memory. He got distracted and forgot he was pinning the other plate to the wall.

Do you understand, how CRITICAL, the situation IS?
>but this rice is in a packet, it can be cooked for two minutes in the microwa-
You're talking to a chef. TELL THE FUCKING TRUTH
>it's just rice in a packet chef
>Can we get back to basics now? Cut the fucking crap
>violin screech
...alright
>Sorry,
SLAM
>but i hate fucking liars

Jeez john, it's just grilled cheese

>sushi arrives
IT'S FUCKING RAW

I swear to God
FINE DINING?!
C'mere
Fuck face
touch it
NOW LOOK AT ME FUCK FACE
>i'm just here to cook sir
*UNINTELLIGIBLE*

dailymotion.com/video/x23eqn9_kitchen-nightmares-season-4-episode-2-piccolo-teatro_shortfilms

watching now

I know old guys like this, he's so set in his ways Jesus Christ himself could teach him to turn water to wine and he'd tell Jesus he's full of shit.

S E A F O O D

R A V I O L I

great thread

DA FUCK YOU WANT WHITE BOY ! IMMA GOINGTO BANG YOUR GIRL AND MOM TONIGHT HOW"S THAT FOR A DISH !

>'EY YOU
>Yes chef?
>WHAT"S THIS?
>It's your water chef
>WHEN WAS IT MADE?
>About 4 billion years ago chef
>*BLEEP* me

What Happened Next?

Gordon revisits, the restaurant closed a few weeks after filming and Rachel's father was left to repay the loans. Rachel went on to become a hooker.

Anonymous2 January 2014 at 19:22
I had a (paid) night with rachel. She should've paid more attention to the restaurant.
Reply

Anonymous2 January 2014 at 19:36
I had a romp with Rachel in her new career. It was quite enjoyable. She's much more skilled in that profession.
Reply

DON'T FUCKING DARE GET PISSY WITH ME
>yes chef
>FUCKING RIGHT
>chef
>RAW
>IT'S STILL FUCKING WALKING
>yes chef
>YOU FUCKING BOZO
>yes ch-
THE CHICKENS' RAWWWW
>y-
GET OUT
>SAAAUCE
>FUCK OOOOFFF
>GET THE VEAL ON!!!

>Jesus Christ, lookit it, soaking wet
>Bland, flavorless, just awful
>That's water, Chef...
>It's fucking -RAW-

/thread

You know I wondered about her the entire time. Something about her came off as a whorish. Becoming a prostitute doesn't surprise me one bit.

Sushi? It's fucking suSHIT!!

>WHATS THIS SHITE
>i-its WWE chef
>ITS FUCKING RAW
>C'MERE

>Turned into a prostitute
Explain.

ALL OF YOU C'MERE
>one tired chef ambles across the room
WHAT IS THAT
>The chef wipes his brow, wracked from his final order of service, everyone else has gone home.
>''Chicken salad chef'' He gasps
You DONKEY! DON'T GET PISSY WITH ME, SHUT THE FUCK UP , WOULD YOU EAT THAT?
>the chef stumbles over to the food and tastes it, it's ambrosia compared to the shit he's eaten the past few days working insane hours to meet Ramsey's standards
>it's-
YOU WANT TO GET SENSITIVE? This is not personal FUCK OFF FUCK OFF GET OUT YOU SACK OF SHIT!!
>the chef takes his opportunity and runs free

is this a meme thread? i love memes.

>Has a son
>Husband invested money in the restaurant
I guess they divorced or is he a cuck?

BUMP!!

Yes, basically there are several episodes of Kitchen Nightmare where he calls food "fucking raw". This food is probably terrible, but Sup Forums and Sup Forums, being food plebeians, think it looks delicious and thus think it's a joke when Ramsey calls something shit.

Boiling Point was hit best show


youtu.be/p1X11aLACso

fucking RAWWW

I ain't your bitch chef.

Did things turn out good for the Greek pizza guy with the "Fucking RAAAAAAW" pizza?

my fucking sides

>all of you cmere!
Yeshef
>whad is dis?!
It's a steak chef
>why is it all warm and pink in the middle you FUCKING COW!
it's called medium-
>Don't fuck with me! It's still mooing! You can't serve this shit to customers, they'll get sick! And what's this?
That's a dish towel chef
>I can't eat this! It's so tough and bland where's the seasons and spices! Get back to fucking work!

god why would anyone want to get in to food services

Any more episodes where the restaurant shuts down after he leaves?

it's pretty easy money and isn't dangerous like other trades. no toxic fumes, back breaking lifting etc

what the fuck

The man himself is amongst us

>implying
youtube.com/watch?v=KSU4g2wL9Oc

God I hate my country.

That got a chuckle outta me

What's wrong with this ad?

Its alot of stress and time. Its not something that you can just auto-piliot and let the night sail by, no you gotta be ontop of your shit all night till close, clean up and come back at 8am to prepare to do it all over again

...

That's a genuine kitchen hazard, what's the problem?

CMERE
>yes chef?
How fresh are these plates?
>I have no idea
Crikey, ask the chef when he made these plates
>Well actually they were bought at a store
WELL FUCK ME

Don't most of these restaurants fail afterwords?

He actually opens the restaurant and runs it himself for a day, dashing back and forth because he has to both cook the food and serve it. Been there man. Respect.

The real question is, does India still work for him?

What's this?
>It's a freezer
And it's cold?
>Yes
UNBELIEVABLE
>Opens and closes freezer
Shoddy workmanship
>Pulls chum bucket out of freezer
My god
>Dunks head in bucket
Absolutely disgusting
>Cut to vignette
I've really got my work cut out for me on this one

You, two minutes.
>Yes chef?
What is this cold, flavorless liquid? It's dreadful.
>It's water, chef.
And you serve that to customers?
>Yes, chef. Before the start of every meal.
Unbelievable.

They fail because the owners weren't cut out to be business owners in the first place.

>fookin'

hes not a northener retard

>Not cut out for
It's as simple as getting educated and applying yourself.

>calling people spics, faggots, commies
is he our guy?

Thats like all of them

>This is no way to run a business
>>spills his drink on the plate
>Awful soupy texture.
>>presses food down with palm and smears it around
>Bland, soupy, pretentious. I mean just look at THAT.

topfuckingkek, too accurate

Shes a vegetarian but she eats semen every night?

I dont know what you guys are talking about. Dudes king of eating shit, I love when he takes a bit and hes like "its bland" and then he makes the waitress takes a bite and she spits it out.

But why? He gave them the recipes.

DONKEY

Remember that Beach restaurant episode where it was obvious the husband was getting cucked?

>did not give a fuck

Of course not, she's a prostitute, you have to pay for it.

>gordon says the food looks like shit
>looks fine to me
>feel bad
the end

Gordon probably knows how to make good cheap food too you know.

HOT PAN

OIL

LAY IT IN THERE

MMMM

GARLIC IN

SMELL THAT... NICE

FINISH IT ON HIGH FOR THAT LOVELY CRUST

SIMPLE

RUSTIC

>mfw he only puts on the ebin LE CRAZY ANGRY CHEF WHO SWEARS A LOT for americans
>mfw in all the other shit he does for the uk he acts like a normal regular person
>mfw the american chef ramsay show had to have DRMAATIC MUSIC and cursing to hold audience's attentions
Are Americans so dumb they can only understand things with extreme, cartoonish emotions and music?

OI YOU, COME HERE
FUCK OFFFFFF
OI YOU DONKEY!
COME HERE...
COME HERE!!!
FUCK OFF!

Pre-warmed fucking plates, are you kidding me!?

How long have they been sitting there in the warmer?

The customers are paying 15 pounds and their plates aren't even freshly warmed.

Jesus christ man, go and have a cigarette and come back in 10 minutes.

>he's a commie
what did he mean by this?

Fucking skinwalkers

Some Americans are really smart and most are really dumb, but in Europe they're all just sheep with no smart people.

Right, its something incredibly simple and something that would save a lot of the small, failing businesses in this planet.

But people just don't do it, why? Fucking beats me; lack of willpower and common sense I guess.

>hot pan
>not pan nice and hot

Or their just huge whores, like Rachel.

Good one

WHY DON'T YOU MAKE THE WATER FRESH?
>c-chef?
TWO PARTS HYDROGEN, ONE PART OXYGEN YOU FUCKING DONKEY.

An indian couple that lived next to me would always have sex while watching Gordon Ramsey. Some of their comments implied Gordon was their dominant Bull.

It's fucking green, what IS that?
>It's the house salad, chef...
It's RAW. Touch that. It's cold.
>We can't cook a salad, chef...
This looks like something I'd feed to a fucking rabbit. Inedible. Unbelievable.

Without the proper desire to change and succeed, nothing will actually change. Even with great recipes and talented chefs, a restaurant will not be profitable if it is mismanaged. Often times the people just don't have the work ethic

She was offered the job but turned it down to work in her home town, Edinburgh. 2 years later she opened a restaurant with another female chef which closed after a few years as far as I know. Most recent mention of her I could find was a late 2015 review of a nice burger restaurant still in Edinburgh which mentioned her as the chef. I hope she's happy and successful, I see a lot of myself in her

>violin screech

it's not a violin