>"it follows, but it walks. Just keep on moving and you'll be fine for a while"
Holy shit, that demon's Cardio is insane
>"it follows, but it walks. Just keep on moving and you'll be fine for a while"
Holy shit, that demon's Cardio is insane
Why not just switch between california and new york every couple of months until you shag somebody?
I'm pretty sure the monster wouldn't stand a chance against a discord orb from Zenyatta.
>move to a different country
HA
HE CANT SWIM
PROBLEM SOLVED
So if you go from America to somewhere in let's say Europe, will it swim to you, or sneak on a boat or a plane?
>find sex cult
>fuck one
>they fuck another one, they fuck someone else, the fuckening goes around and around, demon's working overtime killing all these sex cultists
>you buy yourself a lot of time and wipe degenerate sex cults off the face of the earth
>Die of AIDs before the demon gets you
lmao
If you get the creature close enough and then start raping someone, does it just stand there and wat till you're finished, or does it join you in a threesome?
Is there any evidence that it only walks towards you? It certainly seems to pop up at certain times, including on a roof. How'd it walk up there?
Does the demon wait until you ejaculate? Are people with erectile dysfunction immune?
What does the demon categorizes as sex? penis in vagoo? What about gay people?
The monster was summoned by an all powerful wizard to bring terror and misery to Chads and Stacies everywhere
maybe it was just some freak on a roof
Damn it this made me kek
>oh my god! There it is on the roof!!
>nah thats just Bob the local crazy old guy
What do you think the demon listens to on his long walks?
What if you just throw a banana peel in its way
cover it with a sheet and let it follow you to a police station. Then watch as the police light up the invisible rapist.
can you trap it in a box or something?
Director confirmed it will take a plane if it has to.
I hope it niggers its way into first class
Do you think it will try to watch a in flight movie.
what if you trap it in a hole and fill it with cement
it's not a demon, it's a military experiment that malfunctioned
>be manlet
>if this were real I would be inmune
Feels kinda good
what?
Immune to sex. We manlets have no fear of sex demons.
We can't get laid.
Check your lanklet privilege, tallord
well, eh, this is one problem I'll never have