Watching tv show/film with family

>Watching tv show/film with family
>Sex scenes comes up

How do you folks react when it happens

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I grow the fuck up and move out

finger my sister

>watching sex scene with parents
>mom rates the tits

me on the right

Stop being a prude American

t.American

>watching film with dad
>father-son incest sex scene comes on
>notice my father lick his lips

I just sit there and take it.

Let my Dad stick his finger up my butt

...

>lick his lips
Juicy Shaq meat

name one non porn movie with a father son incest scene.

I avoid it by planning ahead all of the movies I know they will want to watch, or at least the ones we have the highest probability of watching. I make sure to view all of them first in secret to see how bad or long the scene really is because I don't always trust the IMDB parents guide. If the scene is something I know will be uncomfortable then I just make up excuses for not wanting to see it or we start the movie and I will go to the bathroom but tell them not to pause it and then time how long I have to wait until I miss the nudity/sex until I come out again. I've never had to watch a single sex scene in my entire life with my family by following all of this strictly.

>naked black man appears on screen
>mom, sister and girlfriend all bite their lips

or you could not be a shameful autist and enjoy

Forgot what it's called but there's this scene where the drunk dad goes into his sleeping sons room and starts to suck his dick.

Stupid namefag

that was in Happiness right

>folks
>living in a healthy environment such as your parents watching a tv show with you while you were growing up

this fucker

How do you not know if a movie has a sex scene or not.

Its hard for one to catch you by surprise. Teen comedies like Road Trip or Mike and Dave..., obviously will have sex scenes. dick jokes. slutty girls drunk or whatever. Obviously star wars or grown ups wont have that. I think the only one that was a surprise for me was Catch me if you can, where he fucks the airline assistant, and even then you just see a plate fall off the hotel room cart or something.

Watching nude scenes with family magically becomes less akward if you're Eurotrash?

I prepare in advance, if we sit down to watch a movie on TV without any of us having any knowledge about it, I run up the internet and check the rating and parents guide.

No idea, I remember watching it on HBO or something late one night. The movie gave me a Kids vibe.

Happiness

I remember being a kid, about 13
>don't have internet
>overjoyed to discover a half-hour bit on MTV for music videos that are rated R
>only one TV in the house
>once, mom was staying up in the livingroom when i wanted to watch the porn
>i keep switching through the channels, pretending like i'm searching for something to watch
>keep going back to MTV to get a glimpse of the tits
>when it's over, i turn off, go back down to my room and jack off
Don't know why i'd think she wouldn't understand what i was doing, but i guess i didn't care

feels when accidentally watch this with mum

How's it awkward? I'm American and seeing nudity in movies with my folks was never weird for me

Take it out of course

it was probably happiness

This tbqh familiar

>black guy on screen
>bite sister's lip

the naughty parts are censored out of european movies because they arent halal

Didn't that movie have an underage three way?

>naked black man appears on screen
>mom breaks up with my dad for Jamal
>sister breaks up with her boyfriend for Tyrone
>my girlfriend breaks up with me for Lamar

>move out
>not watching that shit with your parents
You pussy. And not even a bad one.

I am not so extreme, but I do check IMDB parent's guide first before watching one with them and if is is to explicit or the parent's guide is not there I say it got a bad review and we choose something else.

Are you 14 years old?

>sweetie i will be going with these gentlemen for a bit
>i will be back by dinner

I cringe on the inside, try not to show any of it on the outside and avoid eye contact with the ones around me throughout the whole thing.

He liu

This usually never bothered me, but in my early 20's, sitting on the sofa at my dad's, enjoying an exciting new episode of the Sopranos and then this happens:

youtube.com/watch?v=P9RN__vvjkc

We both just sat there silently and acted like it never happened (just like Season 6)

>Virgin watching sex scene with parents
Visibly nervous, places cushion on lap to hide boner, eyes start jumping away from the screen, shuffles in his seat, may get up to get a drink
>Chad watching sex scene with family
Power posture while seated, boner protruding from his waist for everyone to see, eyes dart from parent to parent while he lets out a smirk, remains seated during whole affair and comments on the arousing cinematography of the scene, does not need a drink ever

kek

Fuck off

feels
probably better to be pegged by janus than have to fuck her though i don't think i could pull it off

What does that have to do with OP's question?

hit a nerve?

*tugs collar*
Heh heh... YOWZA!

No, i just have a social life, unlike you

What emotion is she trying to convey here? Shes so fucking terrible.

She looks more smug than sad.

mspaint it faggot

...

>hire pic related to watch with my family i'm visiting
>trailer makes it look like some buddy comedy about them trying to be hip in a new job or something
>its PG 13 so should be fine
>Strip club scene, hooker dry humps the asian guy and he cums in his pants, washes them in the bathroom multiple times which we see

>everyone has some comment to me about why did i choose this movie/ whats wrong with me

>Puts on 40 Year Old Virgin
"I swear, I didn't think there'd be any sex in it, the cover said he's a virgin!"

From memory there is the braces/bj scene and then it cuts away at the end for the sex though right? You don't see/hear anything.

because at that point of the story she was enjoying being Droggo's bitch, you mong

leave the room until its over 2bh

Ugh that scene where Jimmy and his mom have sex in Boardwalk empire came on while my mom and I were watching that show

why no webm? oh right >muh rape boogeyman

>mom looks at you and winks

>be 15
>sister was 17
>put on movie where I know sex scenes comes
>look her straight in the eyes
>1000 yard autist stare
>she leaves the room
>mfw she has been really distant with me ever since

Never told my mom though, who is also hot

Pull out my dick and start jacking. What am I a faggot?

I always read the IMDB Parent's Guide before watching a movie with family.

the only correct answer

>In room on your own watching show on TV/laptop
>Episode ends and you click to start the next one
>someone enters room at exactly that moment and it looks like you've quickly put something new on to hide what you were watching

I don't watch television with people around.
they just distract me.

My dad taking me to see Watchmen for my 14th birthday was pretty awkward desu

Remember when she was thin?

I miss thick Jillian.

Doubt your dad gave a fuck to be honest, only you felt awkward which is perfectly natural at your age.

My parents are super Christian so they'd make me leave the room while they fast-forwarded the scene. They did this until I was in my teens. Then they'd just skip the scene while letting me stay in the room. These days, we just re-watch LotR or other family friendly PG-13 adventure movies together and have nothing to worry about.

>mfw all the violence in Logan and what my parents are concerned about is the 1 second boob scene.
I'll never understand.

Typical americans. Blood and gore is alright but a lil nip slip and parents think it will turn their children into sex crazed demons.

I'm a 30 yo neet. I lost the ability to be embarrassed watching sex scenes with my mom a long time ago.

Predestination

>not living with your parents indefinitely and planning to kill yourself when they die

Get the fuck off my website.

Get red faced and look around the room.

not that it really mattesr but blood and gore is usually fake but the nipples are usually real nipples from a real person

wtf are you my brother?

>Watching tv show/film with family
Why?

Yep, it's totally cool that you've seen tens of thousands if not hundreds of thousands of men be slaughtered in every way imaginable. No way that could mess with your psyche

My brother is dead desu. So unless you're posting from the afterlife no.

lol wh... oh wait that's technically correct.

I'm stuck here until I get my sticky

Try watching Shameless with your parents, so much gay sex.

Fun fact.

I know Myrcella is a lot of peoples waifu on this page.

A friend of mine fucked her, she's legit a slag in real life just like Maisie and Sophie.

Banter, I'm jealous of that cunt.

Ask your friend what her pussy was like

Neon Demon

I never said it wasn't porn

that serbian film

all that buildup and you see fucking nothing

bullshit

With an erection.

Well hidden.

Problem Child 2

'Muricans are weird.

They also strongly oppose any form of female circumcision (someone else's "culture") while they regularly mutilate baby boys (their "culture").

Hold my breath and No Eye Contact

So you quit interacting with your parents after you moved out? Sad.

KEN PARK

(10/10 KINO)

>Not torrenting the superior edited version of GOT.

you see sexy thigh and pnty

but no pusy

>"heh makes me miss breastfeeding... huh ma?
>"what?"
>"nothing"

I do the same and I just tell them it's sexually explicit. None of us want to see unnecessary sexual titillation in our movies. Not sure why others enjoy it.