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patiently waiting for mr postman

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sophie

Me

any universities with a UKIP society?

sue

Gonna order some satin bed sheets from eBay I reckon

took the gf trainspotting

this 2bh

one day you may...

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No, but I'm sure a few old folks homes have one

watched inglorius basterds and realised what i wanna do for a job

hint: it's prominent in the first scene

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Who is this homosexual and what is he doing in my country?

milk farmer?

CHIMP'ED

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Isn't that PJW's bf

sausages aren't even real

nice

imagine actually getting upset that someone calls shithole countries what they are

Amber Leaf on an Indian?

I'm extremely ugly

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baccy on the paki

real talk for a moment lads
i'm a staunch rorke and i'm going to college this year. what should i do if my professor is a preaching liberal twat? i walked around campus yesterday and there were "no consent means rape" posters every ten feet so i can already tell i'm in for a wild ride. i'm fully expecting at least one of my professors to be a walking talking SJW and i don't think i have the mental fortitude to keep myself from saying something i'll regret.

I hate the church of secularism

Kek

just ignore it
you don't have to talk politics if you don't want to; know this might be a difficult prospect for some on the chon but it's easy if you try

theres nothing you can do but bite your lip
these people don't use any sort of logic to form their ideas so you wont convince them anyway

i meant the new generation of goths
do you never go outside? they're everywhere

this looks like some horrendous townie thing

I don't know. I just know that he's here with Lauren Southern trying to document farm murders.

you'd be surprised
I had a business lecturer that managed to shoehorn her feminist theory into everything

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is this the tories' fault

my bum

poo nigger!

gimmick idea: try to shoehorn shoehorns into every conversation

looks like my mum

does your mum have to put her wig on with a shoehorn? haha

full on debate between a mature student and a lecturer in the middle of a lecture today, went on for 10 minutes
fucking embarrassing, the absolute state of some people

hello r/documentaries

willy

*insert humorous reference to carrying around my extreme anxiety on a day to day basis*

Do you reckon if you lads got a good ol dose of dentist dope like that dubai was lit senpai kid you'd start saying poo nigger loads?

wish i had a shoehorn x

beein intending on getting one but it keeps falling off the todo list because it's one of those things that people don't actively think about x

why are mature students so annoying

roaring youtube.com/watch?v=e6-B2TJN8UQ

been in lectures before where the lecturer is going on about shoehorns or something then some inner city bird who think's she's the shit thinks he's being insensitive to minorities

>i go to lectures
some people have precisely 0 self awareness of any sort

snwoing

just ignore them
i implore you don't argue with them.
if you're doing STEM, you'll have a bunch of greasy autists all attacking the prof. you don't want to be a greasy autistic fuck, do you?
every time my prof even slightly hinted at her political beliefs, a bunch of manchildren would begin spouting anti-SJW memes.
although i disagreed with the prof, i found it incredibly cringey when lads would shout shit like "my gender is an attack helicopter LMAOOOOO".

not though, is it
come on mate we had enough of this at the end of last year

never approach the situation with hostility
don't assume you know everything (especially not as a freshman fucking hell)
if your professor is wrong take the opportunity to discuss it with him, without being antagonistic

and try not to rape anyone while you're there

what are you majoring in anyway?

Pogroms soon

Hey brits, what kind of jobs do you have for me ?
What’s the field that’re recruting ?

did electronics engineering at uni and there was no sjw politics stuff at all

This tbqh

>my prof
>the prof
physically cringing

I technically am not a mature student because I started uni 4 months before I turned 21

if you're doing STEM why would politics ever even come up at all whatsoever? such a made up story and even if it is remotely true it sounds like you went to an utter gutter runt uni

I'll give you a tenner to help tidy my room

whatever the cost don't get involved, or just say something bi-partisan that only the most staunchly SJW or Alt-Weenie will get annoyed with and everyone else will think is a reasonable view

sweaty matures are 23

hey hey
ho ho
Trumps arsehole on my face is a go

Well this is fucking shit

The Girlfriend has just told me 5 minutes ago when she was over that she cheated on me, to my face over the weekend when she was out clubbing.

I literally kicked off and shouted in her face "SLUT, YOU FUCKING SLUT" and nearly fucking slapped her

I could honestly cry right now lads ngl, but I'm more in a state of shock then anything

LA is the place to be idk is the hardcore scene dead i have no idea. cornwall is out of the way

hello children,
today I'm going to teach you what hydraulics had to do with the holocaust

Any wake and bake man in?

I did History and apart from 2 lecturers who specialised in gender and sex through history there was none of it.

All of their modules were optional too and I think about 12 people out of 150 took them

it is runtoid
not in *ngland

Never ever had a single person challenge or "debate" a professor ever in any lecture. It's a meme that doesn't happen.

hahahaha unlucky bro her pussy was the nicest

i respect you more than your girlfriend does

mum's dishwasher has been playing up if you could take a look

I'm sure your buddies on reddit will console you

ethics? specifically in the field of drug development where you have to jump through miles of red tape before you can actually market a drug for human use, which im not saying is necessarily bad we dont want another thalidomide shit show to happen

are you the one yesterday who said your gf was going to the club?

How was the British Empire and colonialism covered?

alri
>what are you majoring in anyway?
engineering. haven't decided on a specific major yet but it'll probably be electrical

Warehousing.
12 hour shifts, £13/hour (more if you do night shifts). you get to pick your shift pattern.

Call Center.
Full time, £21,000 per year starting salary.

That's it. Our entire economy is based on warehousing and the service industry.

No jumper mentioned
Stroke gang

just reported this post for domestic abuse

A tenner ? Wut

Poor lad, I’m with you on this one. How long did you stayed together ?
My advice ? Get rid of her ASAP, block her on your phone, social media and mooooove the fuck on. It’ll be hard and long like a bbc but you’ll eventually get over it.

Be brave bro.

>not in England
fuck off there then

no mate, reread

so politics will be minimal for you anyway

in my undergrad there was a 28 year old girl and a guy who was like 31 or 32, i dont really think people care about your age in stem degrees especially if its not your first degree

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if you don't immediately break up with her when she tells you she cheated on you, you're a pussy

Yeah she knew to fucking leave when I started chimping out

We were together for 8 months

pissy england runt

Hey! Why don’t you bite me, teach!

*prof wins favour of the students over the months through a series of daring maneuvers*

You know, teach is pretty cool.

What’s warehousing ? Like manual labor jobs ?

ah yes, the neo-mines

My da is 57 and going to uni again

Neutrally as possible.
It was presented in a way to allow you to form your own opinion on the matter as the course progressed.

The module that covered the history of modern Africa in the decolonisation and post colonial stages essentially convinced my whole class it was all their own fault and blaming the colonial powers is a convenient scapegoat for real issues in Africa

desu it's unlikely you'll ever encounter politics in any STEM field
In my non-language, non-STEM lectures the only vaguely political thing any lecturer ever said was "The NHS should focus far more on prevention than it does now, meaning we save on treatment in the long run and have a healthier nation"

8 months is nothing, you’ll move on fast, I’m sorry for what happened to you bro.

Hit the gym and go fuck some sluts to boost your ego

How the fuck are you supposed to react to someone cheating on you??
Jesus christ this sucks