What's in the box? A picture of Martha?

What's in the box? A picture of Martha?

Anti-Batman spray.

I always assumed it was a bat shaped mirror so that when Clark opened it up, he just saw his reflection.

That or Alfreds boot.

A gun with a note that says "just aim for the mouth"

Bat-computer's hardrive.

Earthite, the only substance that can weaken Earthlings

a pearl necklace

>I always assumed it was a bat shaped mirror

Well for other writters is safe to asume that, but johns is the kind of guy that doesnt get Bruce's and clark's friendship

Wonder Woman's box was already empty because "Clark is her kryptonite"

So obviously Clark isn't Batman's kryptonite too

Brown hair dye, obviously.

Codes to deactivate the anti-kryptonian defenses on the Batcave.

>Martha
Why'd you say that name?

For some odd reason I just imagine it being a regular revolver. It's more of a metaphorical statement than the actual solution. It would be stating that Batman realizes the only way to stop him is to straight up murder his ass and the most effecient way to do that would be to use normal methods (extreme blunt trauma, bullet).

These digits?

Batman strap-on to fuck Joker with if he dies before he can do it.

Don't you mean these digits?

K.E.K.

Nice

It's empty. Batman's saying you can't stop him.

his dad's moustache

Zorro mask.

Memeposters leave

Bat-trigger for the Bat-bomb that Batman Bat-surgically implanted in his Bat-brain.

A device that revives his parents so he stops being Batman

...

Clown make up and a buttplug

The Telltale Heart by Edgar Allen Poe.

Stop, invincible son!

I wouldn't mind getting into Wonder Woman's box, if you catch my drift.

It doesn't matter. None of this matters.

Fuck Johns' run on Justice League.

It was a bottle

It was a BIG GUY

Fleshlight.

Evidence that would conclusively prove to the world that Bruce Wayne is Batman.

>fear
>0.00000

An embarassing picture of Spongebob at the Christmas party

beat me to it

A gun

superman got punk'd AGAIN

wow

It comes later

>off by one

this will no do

joker whistle

Gordon's number

What would be a good weapon and not retarded thing (like the gun that killed my parents retarded) for Batman to give Superman to use as a safety measure in case he went rogue?

Probably something to take Bruce's assets combined with this I mean it would be something really bad that would ruin him as both Batman and Bruce Wayne and it has to be bad enough to cause that reaction on Clark.

That said it doesn't really matter much since that Superman is dead and Bruce doesn't trust the pre-New 52 Superman yet because he thinks he might have something to do with his friend's death also NOT MUH.

It's a note that reads "Just punch my head off, you're Superman you idiot"

This is my theory to
Or possibly just something that delivers an electric shock to him something implanted anyway

Kill Switch for all of his gadgets and technology

Proof that Bruce Wayne is Batman

The rights of all of his monetary assets and fortune under certain circumstances/Ownership of Wayne Enterprises.

I'm thinking it's the last one. Batman does have Superpowers, it's called money.

This.

I bet it's a button that self destructs the batcave and every other bat based hideout he has. Basically "make me a man" button.

>No one has said condom yet.

JL Communicator Beacon

An embarrasing snapshot of Superman at the christmas party

Dick Grayson's private number

Dicks a slut his number is publicly listed

A bat-condom.

no that's night wings has separate number for superhero and private life

I wonder what's in the back of his mind making him a little sad

Kryptocrack, the only thing that can get Superman LIT