To all of the hundreds of kissless virgins in this board, how are you all not literally going crazy?
How are you here and alive when you're literally losing something 90% of the guys your age get for free? That you lost your one chance of having teenage love? That people are having sex with cute girls right now? How can your mind ignore that and not make you suicide or do something crazy?
John Garcia
I have other stuff to live for. Also porn.
Xavier Powell
If o domt get laid by 2020 (ill be 30) I got 2 plans of suicide Eihter go to japan and get lost on the suicide forest Or go to hawaii, shoot myself a couple miled from the beach and become fishfood
Eli Ross
I simply don't care. I have beer and I have my computer. All I need. I don't even masturbate that often anymore.
Joshua Perry
Explain to me why I *should* be going crazy over that. You have no argument outside "you lack something other people have", but the way you put it just sounds greedy. I don't own a car for example while most of the people my age do, but I can manage just fine with /n/ stuff with my lifestyle.
Ryder Thompson
Too little too late, maybe in the next life
Blake Wright
> how are you all not literally going crazy? /d/ tier hentai
Logan Gray
Why no hooker?
Hunter Lewis
>I have no interest in people at all >never been in love, can't miss something you never had >perfectly fine being alone
Jason Stewart
If you are kissless by 25 then you are either a introvert/loser or unlucky guy with bad genes.
That said, wimmin and sex are overrated.
Wyatt Taylor
My mind doesn't work like yours. Being among people is difficult for me, even talking to someone is stressful. Yes I find women attractive but I have no urge to get laid or be in a relationship. >asperger's
Henry Lopez
>How can your mind ignore that and not make you suicide or do something crazy?
Robert Wood
Because I have high standards. Vast majority of girls are unimpressive at best but on average are genetic trash.
People who shame virgins are just bitter that all they get are sub-7's, like since all he can get are desparate poomonkeys
Aiden Jones
>or do something crazy That sounds like a good idea actually.
Justin Wilson
I'm fine with no gf
I'm not fine with seeing disgusting, ugly guys with decent looking girls. What the fuck?
Adam Smith
I used to care when I was younger but at 26 it doesn't phase me at all. Sometimes I feel bad about being a kissless virgin when I'm horny, but then I fap and the feeling goes away.
Austin Walker
>do something crazy I did a lot. People thought I'm a crazy idiot or funny crazy idiot. >How can your mind ignore I don't fall in love, I think girls are boring and don't really want to have sex.
Alexander Gonzalez
My friends when I was younger were mostly girls which killed the allure and mystery for me and now I'm hardly even attracted to girls.
Sebastian Adams
>and don't really want I don't really
Nicholas Price
>virgins Russia is not a virgin!
Noah Watson
Not kissless, but a wizard. There are many reasons, which may be summarised as: I don't want a gf and I don't want sex. 1) I have other interests. If you asked me to write on a paper what I want to do before I die, I would write many places to visit, exotic foods to try, bands to see live etc. A woman wouldn't even be part of it. 2) I have never fallen in love. I have only dated one girl "seriously" in my life, whom I did not love, but it ended before we were comfortable to sleep with each other. It was a good experience and I hold nothing against her, she's a wonderful person, but romance is not for me. 3) If I ever fall for a woman (unlikely), I don't want to fall for a slut. Since I'm so inexperienced in flirting compared to the rest of people my age, I assume that if I can get a woman, anybody can, which makes her a slut by definition. Therefore I never try to flirt - not because she may reject me, but because she may accept me, which is worse. 4) I feel a bit rebellious by refusing to engage in romance, always did. While everyone around me is going with the flow, I refuse to follow suit. Since I was a teen, I asked myself, "why should I look for a gf? Just because everyone is doing it?" 5) comparing the pros and cons of getting a partner, cons outweigh the pros clearly. Pros: I get someone to share my life with and I get sex. Neither is an objective in my life. Cons: she may cheat on me, she may leave me and drive me to depression, she may humiliate me by sharing my deepest secrets that I would only tell a partner about, she may mistreat me and have the law on her side... 6) it is impossible to find a woman who is a wizard too. All women have had important relationships by this point. Any woman I meet has been in love and been loved back, so all I would do is function as a replacement for her true love - i.e. not me.
Liam Taylor
Why the fuck would i?
Luke Johnson
nah I have way better headphones
Brayden Wright
>DOO DRUGS AND SEX LMFAO XD
Justin Taylor
Vidya, books and pr0n.
Chase Butler
jokes on you i don't wear jeans
Carson Fisher
It comes natural when solitude is all you've ever known in your adult life. I would never consider pursuing a new friendship at this point, yet alone a relationship. I have already hurt enough people by cutting them out of my life in my attempt to reach personal happiness. At this point in life I just wish to be left alone and die alone when I'm ready.
Juan Foster
Hentai
Brandon Bennett
yeah... i'm at this point as well
Noah Howard
fortunately, prostitution is legal here and I can resort to it.
pic is last prostitute I fugged.
Anthony Ross
Did he have a big dick?
Julian Reed
nice minge I licked.
Ryan Richardson
They make them laugh, user :o)
Julian Lewis
I do occasionally go crazy about it, especially when off my meds. Nothing I can do about it though. Maybe I could lose my virginity if I lost weight and dressed well but I don't care about that, I just want to feel loved by someone. That's not possible though as I refuse to work and thus I'm completely excluded from society.
Eli Young
There is a point where you stop caring, and i passed it a long time ago
Juan Cox
FUCK I REGRET BEING A LOSER I WILL NEVER HAVE A NORMAL LIFE I WILL NEVER HAVE A GIRLFRIEND I WILL DIE ALONE CRYING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
Anthony Edwards
...
Tyler Carter
The universe is deterministic, you did not "fail" at anything, what you are now is the only you that could ever exist. There is no free will, and the sooner you get over the fact that it feels like a cop-out way to avoid your problems and realize that true serenity lies in not controlling your own actions the better.
Landon Sanders
I don't think it's possible to stop caring about this
Isaiah Reed
just kill yourself you dumb monkey
Oliver Mitchell
I'm the guy in the top right corner usually.
Ayden Roberts
it is when you've been the outsider for pretty much your entire life
Robert Garcia
bottom right*
Austin Lee
your country is so irrelevant that I have no memes to reply, well, remember me when you migrate to germany to clean some toilets
Jack Reyes
Yawn.
Why is Sup Forums so obsessed with acquiring a female companion? Here's what would follow you getting there: >having to stand conversations dragging on for hours with her, in which it will have to dawn on that you're a boring slump that can't be intimate and share secrets with anyone because you're still that paranoid fuck from when you were a paranoid teenager convinced the world was out to get you, and that every conversation with you hits a dead-end twenty minutes because of how autistic and unfunny you are >having to have sex with her, in which you'll have to confront the fact that the act you so longingly craved for when you were a virgin is nothing more than a dumb shortcut to ten/twenty minutes of shortfelt pleasure, which is always followed by an even longer half an hour where you feel like shit apologizing because you couldn't make her cum and now have to clean up everything >having to follow her to her outings with friends, and pretending to yourself that you're becoming more and more social when with her social circle, even though everyone there still knows as that "weird guy", reaching a point where even she has to realize she'll never be able to make you break out of your shell like she promised from her grooming you and making your confidence, and that you're doomed to be retard lurking imageboards with other retards LARPing as muh "jaded cynic" even though you're still only in your twenties Did I get that right Sup Forums? Now go cry yourselves to sleep retards
Robert Lee
Maybe we're already crazy.
Gabriel Hernandez
there is a quite big % of normos that may not get sex in months
this
Blake Barnes
Never cared. Had plenty of chances and I still do. Most girls are disgusting and shallow? Why would I want to spend time with them?
Joshua Reed
Social interaction is so agonizing for me that I'm too scared to try
Grayson Sullivan
>tfw haven't had sex for three months why is life so cruel
Leo White
quality posts especially spen-user
Bentley Sullivan
Apathy helps a lot. You just don't give a fuck. Also, as you age every single one of those things in picrel becomes irrelevant. If you can spend a decade without kys you'll be fine, or so i've been told.
Carson Sanchez
It was worse when I had hope but now i realize ill never have a gf so it isn't as bad.
Angel Nguyen
I'm a dicklet, there's no point in trying tbdesu
Jose Powell
people say they care less when they get older but honestly it just gets worse and worse for me
Gavin Jones
too lazy to kill myself
i have a pretty comfortable life
Kevin Rivera
lmao OP you loser xD
implying I care about THOTS (BE GONE thOT) and cock-carousel sluts since I've been redpilled and can create dank memes for The_Donald (shout out to fellow MAGApedes!), KEKtwitter and Sup Forums!
LOL @ your Jewish vaginal subversion, take your khazar milkers out of here you synagogue of satan shill haha xD
#itsoktobewhite
Landon Sanchez
>how are you all not literally going crazy?
Because they're virgins and have not experienced it enough t0o yearn for it the same?
Notice how they go 18, 20, 30 fucking eyars without pussy and all they do is just spam green >tfw no gf?
Meanwhile, the people who have had sex sit there with their endless BRUH I HAVEN'T GOTTEN PUSSY IN LIKE A MONTH HOLY SHIT I'M DYING
Jordan Peterson
>Hooker >North America (Not Nevada)
Ah yes, let me end my virgin suffering by getting herpes instead!
Dominic Morgan
>Being among people is difficult for me, even talking to someone is stressful.
THIS. Holy fuck can I not describe how little of a shit I give when people talk about how everyone else is in some crowded club on Saturday as if I'm supposed to feel bad over that.
Samuel Bell
not really
Ryan Turner
>haven't had sex for two weeks Hold me bros
Aaron Rivera
I missed it when it was starting early teens where your saw how it works. And where I live it isn't really acceptable to openly show attraction so people. So I can't even imagine it happening on a fundamental level even though I don't think for me personally it's beyond possiblity
Jacob Flores
>what are condoms
David Rogers
It's bad, but my life doesn't revolve around women so there.
Aiden Rodriguez
What's the point of having teenage love
Andrew Phillips
People who desperately want to be normal disgust me. Just become proud neckbeards already and be yourself instead of desperately wanting to be something you are literally incapable of being.
Joshua Hughes
wish I was like you, I literally can't stop thinking about all of this
Colton Smith
Holy shit every single point is so true, I made a screenshot and I swear this should be read before sleep by any virgin / no gf man in case they start to feel doubt
Lucas Clark
>teen love >sex >cute girls What a waste of time. Every simpton peasant with an IQ in the range of 80 to 100 can have those things, but only the select few can understand the mysteries of wizardry, memetics, ascetism and philosophy. The simpletons can have their sex and dating, I have bigger fish to fry.
Jacob Cruz
listen frende
this is what you do
you get a job, or if you got one even better, and next paychek you get you go and fuck a whore, then fuck another one, then if you got enough money left a third
and then you wont be afraid of cunt any more and this will be a great step forverd into having a actual sexual relationship
also remember you will die, not in the sense that nothing matters, but in the sense that time is passing, and the day is comming soon when your body will begin to collapse and your mind will start to give and all those decades of regret, shame and hatred will crush you to death, and then all your neurotic inhibitions and fear will finaly mean nothing - also dead people dont fuck, possibly they get fucked depending on the mortician
Ryan Hernandez
Because I've always been crazy.
BOO!
Andrew Sanders
It's okay to live a life without sex and relationships and whatnot, there's many great minds of history who did not have that in their life. However, you're still missing out on a fundamental part of the human experience and unless you can massively compensate for that with other qualities you're going to be an extremely flawed human being. It's as normal and fulfilling as enjoying a good meal, or looking up at the stars at night and being filled with wonder, or simply even waking up after a good night's sleep. There's nothing grand or exceptional about it, it's simply a normal but wonderful part of being alive. It's a common connection that binds humanity together. To not have that is just so.... lacking in what it means to be a human. When you meet someone no matter what culture or part of the world their from, you can always relate to them with the common human experiences that we all share. How can you really connect with humanity if you haven't experienced this? It's just common sense. Of course, you can always make a contribution in other ways. But to not have this experience is simply bizarre and unhealthy.
Sorry guys.
Michael Roberts
>implying being human is a good thing
Jack James
I was lucky to get raped by the village rapist (female) when I was 11 lol
Jackson Bailey
race-traitor
Noah Anderson
some people just have to be the faceless mook without dialogue who appears for 2 seconds in the background
Adrian Bennett
Are you forgetting, I'm el Ogro de las Americas?
Evan Hughes
this if anyone is ever so much bothered by not having sex, just hire a hooker you dont even need to fuck her all the way its enough just to put your penis in her vagina once there, ou are not a virgin anymore, and nobody ever can take that feeling away from you, you may now continue your life how ever you plan to
Thomas Brooks
False, there is a such a thing as probability, and reality on the most basic level is entirely probabilistic. In an unknown number of parallel universes, the Swedeanaon might just be a normie, and in some of them- a chad.
Liam Price
How old are you?
Andrew Stewart
It's almost as if humans have the ability to habituate themselves to their circumstances...
dumb macaco
Nolan Martinez
I have a double monitor and while shitposting I lead a moded sims harem sex mansion so jokes on you I don't even need to choose I do it BOTH
Luke Garcia
unironically made me think
Jayden Robinson
Lol before even finish riding the Fin post I knew this fucking Canadian autist would answer with his regurgitated bullshit
Christopher Howard
I don't really care bout not having sex, I care more about having no social life, friends or people that enjoy spending time with me
Colton Perry
I lack the brain chemistry to want such things in the first place,never kissed,never sexed, never loved anyone deeply to the point of romance,I just don't have "it".
Levi Cox
Probability doesn't work without cause and effect.
Jeremiah Barnes
This I'm not a virgin but I never had a loving caring gf which wasn't boring so now I'm totally all alone like most of my life
Jason Smith
probability is a human concept created to cope with unexplained inconsistency of the universe. your every action is predetermined by your brain chemicals in conjunction with outside elements, which were also affected by the universe. if we could effectively predict all the laws of the universe probability would no longer exist.
even the random() functions in computing are not truly random, the most common method we use in C is to take the current time and use it as input parameter to generate a random number.
Jose Moore
But i do want sex, it is an objective in my life
Nathan Edwards
> programmer from Vietnam
Luke Wright
Then you aren't really worth anything and might as well just die
Carson Sullivan
Humans who have the narural urge to reproduce are worthless?
Nathan Johnson
t. high-level "dev" who doesnt know what half of his imported functions do
Thomas Adams
Urge is not equivalent to goal I hope you do realize that you're unironically making a literal nigger of yourself right now
Hudson Rogers
What a deep knowledge of standard library you are showing right now
Jaxon Sullivan
I dont feel worthless if i want what most other men have. Those men dont seem worthless, they seem happy
Blake Mitchell
They never had having sex as a goal That's the most basic reason behind success: never fall for pussy. Reconsider your values
Gavin Nguyen
No. Dont tell me what to do. Masturbation is no longer enough for me