On the calendar says March 6th, 4017. So if we assume that Squidward was in the freezer for EXACTLY 2000 years...

On the calendar says March 6th, 4017. So if we assume that Squidward was in the freezer for EXACTLY 2000 years, not give or take a few, we can say that the SB actually takes place one year in the future.

What will happen on March 6 next year? New World Order?

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spongebob will be cancelled.

this article should make everything clear
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This is fucking autistic.

They base the whole "movie takes place in 2030" thing based on SB having 275 employee of the month awards, without realising that that was a fucking GAG.

They'd have to do a finale before the finale (re: movie) first. Show Krusty Krab 2 being built in the background or something.

Did it say it was exactly 2000 years?

I think the most fitting "finale before the finale" episode is New Leaf (which i think is actually one of the better post-movie episodes). Plankton trying to befriend Krabs and seemingly giving up his old ways to get the formula makes sense as his second-to-last evil plan.

The time card said "2000 years later"

>1954 - Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy dump tartar sauce on Man Ray.
This is hilarious

>June 1949 - Plankton tells Mr. Krabs he's standing instead of swimming.
Yes, this is very autistic.

>c 1985 - SpongeBob has his first Krabby Patty, inside his mother's womb
I didn't need this

What the fuck??

Holy shit! Whoever wrote this decided to list the Fry Cook Games for every single year. That is extremely autistic!

They also go with SB-129 taking place in 2017 and the movie taking place in 2031 yet everything is going by the date the episodes first aired which doesn't really make sense. Yeah, SpongeBob just remains a kid for 30 years.

I'm pretty sure it's an actual scene?

When would this take place?

What the heck is "A.D"?

After Death. Are you stupid?

Stay in school, kids.

Ano Domini
Year of our Lord

Sorry, I'm french, I only know the a.c and b.c

Wow you're right. I'm the stupid one.

It's offically CE you plebs

That's new.

>tfw you're finally alone

THIS! Loud House for the win!

Actually kill yourself waifu faggot.

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Mad Tumblr Universe nigger detected.

From that special where they were trapped in the Krusty Krab and it was like a clip show.
I actually liked that one.

CE and BCE are stupid solely because the have different character lengths.
In programming and formatting text it can be problematic.

On a personal level I think its totally silly to define our years based on the approximate birth year of someone who may not have existed.
But 2000 years ago is long ago enough that it represents a useful temporal landmark to reference past events.
If we used a calendar based on human evolution (something like the invention of fire) or the age of the planet we would have constantly shifting years based on new discoveries.
Also the numbers are too big. "whats the date?" "March 8th, 45462364"
I guess it really doesn't matter at this point what our Year 1 is.
Resetting it now wouldn't have any advantages.
What milestone would we pick thats any better? Splitting of the atom?

>In programming and formatting text it can be problematic.

only a kissless permavirgin total fucking geek would give a shit about this

I guess I should have expected that from this fucking site.

>kissless permavirgin total fucking geek
I'll have you know I have slept with precisely 2 girls.
I am a total fucking geek though.