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Edition: no-fapping with the lads.

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my lean costs more than your rent

need that goat to lick her fanny

good pic

You steam a good ham, seymour.

sue

delete this mate

your warmup is my workout

potatoes + parsnip first
fry chicken in a pan to brown the outside (and make a gravy from the fond)
add chicken in after a potatoes + parsnip have been in for 10
add onion at the same time as chicken
do it for 30 or so minutes
pigs in blankets took 40 since they're some frozen thing
carrot was boiled slowly for 20
and the leek, asparagus and broccoli were done for about 10

looking for best suicide methods 2018

nothing beats post-meal chewing gum, it's the small pleasures in life lads

what does she mean by this?

Not fapping makes me angry

hestia is a dirty slut

parsnip crisps?

would love to spend time with the romani people in eastern europe and travel into the east with them

fuck off bob

i put my sweaty cock and balls in your mouth

>2018
>there STILL hasn't been a band as good as the wedding present
[YouTube] The Wedding Present - Dalliance (embed)
c'mon lads

why the fuck

Having a fag after a large meal is tip-top-tier

>He

For me, it has to be Bolt Thrower.

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Cat's foot iron claw
Toilberg screams for more
At the office, poison door
Twenty first century wagie man…

Cant get more wh*te than this post

Who the fuck eats parsnips ffs

fucked it
im a retard

Ner mate that's called being a scruffy cunt

try to understand
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try to understand OOOH try to understand

>b*To will be posting here later
makes me ill

Rate my bedroom desk lads

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they're nice when roasted you utter fucking child

just delete it again mate you shagger

nah, most definitely she

>boohoooo I'm so miserable

>has a safe, warm, dry, clean, comfy place to sleep every night
>food is readily available and plenty
>dry clothes on his back
>surrounded by entertainment
>has no major ailments(and even if he did hospital care is free)
>entire surroundings are first world(no open sewers, stagnant water etc)

You're born in to the top 1% of the world and you still complain, give your head a wobble

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too much runt to handle in this image

I'M NEVER GOING BACK TO THE TOIL
IT WILL BOUNCE BACK
HODL
NEVER GOING BACK
NOT ME
NOT EVER

ooh

thought of doing that but in situations like these it's best to embrace the failures and hope for better times ahead

what oven temp please

did you hear about that chicken who was getting the piss took out of him?

apparently he got roasted

this post must genuinely be from a yank
who the fuck hasn't eaten parsnips

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Mate..

Agree, and hate smelling like an ashtray and the effect it has on stamina.

Doesn't change the fact that a post-meal cigarette or the first cigarette in the morning feels amazing

>.gif

uhhh no thanks sweetums xx

better than mine

just listen to spazz you loser
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sketty cunt

>food is ready available and plenty

no its not

i'm poor

anime is not allowed here

genuinely have never even seen a parsnip before
such is the diet of a working class northern lad

I do

>from the fond
technically, the caramelised deposits are called sucs. it becomes the fond (french for base/foundation) after deglazing liquid is added.

I hear Sam Kriss is most upset, since his embarrassing retreat from publc life his Mossad Uncle has now delegated him the lowly task of running 'The Gay Girl in Tehran' psyop.

nice kirby

I proper love pepsi me

posting from jail?

rice cooker - £30
5kg bag of rice and kidney beans - £10~

will last you like 15 days, in b4 >b-but I don't like it!

sort your fucking life out

>those cigarette butts
>console
>the DUST ON THAT CONSOLE
>AYN FUCKING RAND
>THAT FUCKING LAPTOP
>KINGDOM HEARTS

does anyone else put up a picture of a girl or furry on their computer and pretend they're eating dinner at a restaurant instead of sitting alone in their uni halls?

haha, just asking, not that i do that every night or anything.

>Switch
WE DEM SOYS BOYS

Wish i was happier

>smoking indoors
you must stink

i don't have £40 you scruff

do u have a bf?
asking for a friend

People derive their sense of material wellbeing relative to those around them.
There was a study that showed that immigrants to Sweden had lower life-satisfaction after moving, because in their home country they were normal but in Sweden they formed an underclass (despite being objectively materially better off)

just be happier bro

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also don't forget seasonings like salt and pepper for the things you're roasting
(and salt the water of the veg you're boiling)

yes

Meeting some old uni cpursemates this evening

2 hours of passively aggressively judging what toil each other do

Ive endeavoured to not talk about toil and to just give vague answers and start going off on tangents if asked

christ almighty, lad...

also what are the books on your lower shelf

'soylent

we NEED a Brexit 2

Why didn't you just kiss the girl?

thought about her

This is another pic
how about the anime-oriented things in reality?
I love him.
I admit the narrowness of my room, but this eliminate the need to clean.
let's play.

>everything is fine

Is there anything more pathetic than this smug sense of self-satisfaction, usually found among the castrated radical centrist redditor species?

Anyone who pompously informs you that "life has never been better" needs to be fucking gassed, you're an absolutely worthless psychologically stagnant waste.

then don't buy any fags next week alright you dole dossing twat

Is there a Sup Forums infographic that gives you a "how to be happy" guide?

could i add herbs like rosemary and thyme or would that burn? would i add oil in that case to stop it burning?

Off to the pub for a few

see cunt

Someone nonce this fella

Not him, but occasionally we'll smoke indoors if we're throwing a flat party and it fucking reeks for days afterwards with the windows/back door left open.

Thought of waking up in a bedroom reeking of smoke makes me feel grim - don't know how people did it in the '70s

Phil is THE pundit wrecker

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New Bridge street like?

jesus christ can SMELL the virginity on this picture

what will you drink?

a few what

what happened to the anime burger anyway?

ah yes rice and beans every day in mordern britain

lol im the user that posted the image, you're so alarmist. lots of people smoke in their house and having a window open clears it out anyway

>found something peng xiaopeng at tesco

>dont wanna tell anyone incase the additional demand leads to highr prices

How do i get a good social life and a romantic partner?
How do i get a fulfilling career?

>sleep with the window literally wide open
>freezing cold, but wake up feeling amazing, sinuses completely unblocked

>sleep with the window shit
>warm, but wake up groggy with a blocked nose

Air quality isn't a meme, get some plants and an air filter in the bedroom lads

it does fucking not

"with the lads"
man i hate that word so much.
"lads". would punch any lad in the teeth

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agree very much with this post
i don't mind life being shit. I'm an adult and I got used to that by the time I was 20, but people who want to pretend it's actually great need their skulls cracked.

especially when half their arguments as to why life is so much better now come down to "less Chinese people are starving" - well that's great, good on the Chinese, now tell me how that makes my life less grim.