>mfw a brit calls me a bellend
Mfw a brit calls me a bellend
cocks...
gaysex...
anime..
You are an absolute bellend.
wish you'd stick me with your bellend
Yeah? You'd love that, you battyboy.
Th-thanks daddy
What does bellend mean?
The head of your penis
the little dome end bit on your penis
the tip of your cock
I see, thanks.
No.
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> What does bellend mean?
>battyboy
paki
I'm white. I'm in my room so much that I'm probably whiter than you, you melt.
Why smug? I don't know what all english words mean.
It's a bad word
He's so cute.
Well OP seemed to enjoy being called that so I wanted to know what it means.
???
You. Are. Cute.
Hm, okay then
I'm not cute at all.
Vimto.
that part of your benis that's shaped like a WW2 german helmet
For me you will always be cute.
Cute-cute-cute.
What
Have you been for a run today?
You are very kind.
I don't deserve it but it still makes me happy.
No, it's -9C outside
And I'm happy when you're happy.
Well I was hoping you'd go anyway, slip and freeze to death.
You shouldn't bother with me, I'm often in a foul mood.
Wow, that's just plain rude
(hot picture)
You know I didn't mean it.
Thanks. If we still conversed I'd show you more.
I tend to take everything to my heart even if people mean it as a joke
That's the sign of a kind and thoughtful person. Sorry.
It's okay :)
Too bad, now I'm definitely not going anywhere until you are smiling.
You already made me happy and made a bad evening better.
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I didn't mean it
Do you think that's nice? Don't tell me you didn't love to hit me.
Hitting other people is not nice
Says you, spanky.
What?
It's dangerous to go alone; take this.
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ill spank you with my HUGE BLACK DICK you wh*te subhuman
I'm yet to watch this dumb anime
Please keep this thread pure, thanks.
>tfw no qt powerbottom dominating britboi qt bf to sexually bully you and ride your cock until you beg for mercy
Best girl
Don't bother. It sucks.
Megumin is okay-ish. Watch Girls last tour.
> Watch Girls last tour.
I might when I finish the titles I'm currently watching
Go to bed
But I'm playing games...
YEAHÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ
Boah Hab hamma voll bock auf Bifi
Bed
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*punch*
Gonna sleep
Yeah good. Go to bed idiot.
I hate you, maybe.
Wow
I'm disappointed now
Why?
> idiot.
>I hate you, maybe.
What happened to Maki?
I killed her
go to bed, and you smell
> and you smell
I do not
you smell like old chocolate bar
post butt
I was in a thread a couple of days ago and a finn replied to me saying he wanted to kiss and rub cocks
fuck i felt disgusted just reading it