Who'd win?

Who'd win?

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Ken Penders

How did Robotnik get into the phone? Or is it a little Robotnik?

I have only played some sonic games but is there any other piece of media worth reading/watching?

It's no use for the side that doesn't have Silver.

The Archie Comics. They're not great at first, but they get really good after #50 when they bring in Knuckles' backstory.

Sonic Was Right

>Jet with Sonic
>Eggman with Knuckles
>No Omega
For what purpose

Well let's see-
Sonic Team:
>Big
>Gamma
Knuckles Team:
>Omega
>Tikal and/or Chaos
Knuckles would if Eggman weren't in it. Or it would go like
>Knuckles has Sonic on the ground
>Eggman decides to cross everyone
>Sonic and Knuckles team up to take out Eggman

>Blaze and Silver on Sonic's team

Sonic wins all too easily. Should be

>Knuckles
>Gamma
>Silver
>Shadow
>Rouge
Vs
>Sonic
>Blaze
>Tails
>Amy
>Big the Cat

>Vector
>Shadow
>Robotnik

Knuckles team is way stronger

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Chaotix are a bunch of clowns. The only balancing factor is they're being pitted against a little girl like Cream, and the fact Jet is just some bozo racing on a board.

If Sonic has Jet, then he also has Storm. Storm's a big bird.

>>No Omega

Omega comes in during the third act to clean up the fools.

Consider, for a moment, that he is up against Shadow. The guy who canonically cleaned his clock.

>Who'd win?
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how is this a "civil war" when half the people on Knuckles' side are villains?

This is laying it on a little thick, even if it's just some pasta, don't you think?

The only character on that chart who is really still a villain is Robotnik. Maybe Jet? I don't really know jack shit about the Riders games.

Fuck you, almost every thread on Sup Forums gets trolled by intentionally stupid questions asked again and again.
And every day the same exact stupid threads just keep getting reposted again and again.
It's shitposting and it's killing the board for some asshole's temporary amusement.
People should care.

It's time for you to take a break from Sup Forums. Just, go out and relax somewhere you don't have to see it.

I'm not
I'm just someone who doesn't give a fuck about Sonic, but can still spot you shitposters for what you are.

I'm not even OP, so spotting them must not be as easy as you say.

Whether you give a fuck or not isn't really of importance. Sonic is a comic and a cartoon, but OP probably could have done a better job tying his question into one of those.

He's sticking his head through the phone, like that time Spongebob called Sandy just to try and karate chop her by surprise.

So cartoon physics.