Iron maiden

Can we talk about the new iron woman?

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NIGGER. There, that's how all these threads go. I just saved you 400+ posts.

You forgot MARVELKEKS, SJWS, BASED BENDIS, BENDIS IS HACK, ROYALTIES, MUH SALES

#FuckBendis

I either do or do not like it depending on which opinion is more controversial right now

I'm just waiting for rule 34

So what's up with the circle on her chest? Is it an homage, or did another genius get shrapneled in the heart?

We need to start reporting these threads when they pop up.

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The only correct response.

I really like her design as drawn there. Is that Marquez? I hope so.
Looks cool, wouldn't mind if she and Miles shared a few issues. Mind you not because she's black, but because I want Bendis to leave Kamala alone

Suggest something. Nothing racist.

GUUUUURRRL

Marvel writers don't read comics or even watch the movies at this point.

>or even watch the movies
This is a lie because everytime a movie happens the comics suffer for it.

I think its just a t-shirt guys relax.

How does her hair fit into the helmet?

Alright let's talk about the new Iron Woman. She is possibly one of the worst and most disgusting things that Bendis has ever done in the history of his writing.

Riri has not played any sort of important part in a story before Bendis. She has had no build up in her character, relationships have not been established or anything like that. Instead, we have been given a character who is somehow 'smarter' than Tony, despite the fact that it is impossible as he is only second to the Richards and Doom in his knowledge of physics and technology. In the hands of a competent writer, she would have slowly grown into the role of the replacement over many years.

So why has he introduced this character? Well the answer is so fucking clear that I am surprised no one has seen it. The first reason is to develop controversy which Bendis will then use to batter down his opponents, using 'isms' as his defense, despite the fact that Riri is not a character and that quite a few have a point.

The second reason is that it is to regrain Bendis' audience, the one which he fucking butchered as a result of Civil War II. The SJWs. They were rightly pissed at his killing of War Machine and near killing of She-Hulk. He is literally using a character who is both a 'woman' and 'black' to show that despite his killing of She-Hulk he is progressive, which is bullshit.

Rhodes was a character who we actually enjoyed. He had a long history with a consistent character, or at least consistent as you could get in an open universe. He was Tony's best friend but he had his own identity. And Bendis killed him without a second thought to give Carol and Tony motivation. Now he is being replaced by a Mary Sue who will stay as long as Bendis has power in Marvel.

Seriously, fuck Bendis and his writing. The only reason he is making any money is that they slap him on popular things and makes controversial stories and decisions which are ultimately shit.

It doesn't. That's why there's no pictures of her wearing it.

The thought of Iron Man armor with tits and a fuzzy collar does make me laugh though.

>people pretend to give a shit about rhodey
>people pretend to give a shit about iton man comics

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There's no reason it can't fit it would just be matted as fuck when she takes the helmet. Having an afro that big doesn't take any more hait than Peoper would have.

Muh american football players with afro.
Come on, he'd good in vidyas.
>tfw I picked him only because I didn't want to use some gay bow, shield or wear cloak

She was only introduced like two months ago. You'd be better off just storytiming her entire run, and the thread would still have plenty of space for the usual shitposting and bitching about Bendis.

Iron Woman taking it up the brown hole from the Brown bomber. Or Kingpin. Or some fat white bald guy.

She hasn't even appeared in a comic yet.

what the fuck is this shit

Counter suggestion: from Sam. Let the kid have a win.

Just say Bendis, user.

She did, in Road to Civil War Iron Man issues.

Post Sam references. I literally know nothing about the kid other than he can't get Kamala, is Nova and may be hispanic.

>Not Iron Mam
wasted potential. then again, Nintendo could sue

Iron Maiden sounds badass but they aint' using it.
It would be even cooler if her armors had retractable spikes and her mask had her static face.

Giving it to Kamala, making kamala call her "miles".

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And that she has flamethrowers and axe and chainsaw that shoots lightning bolts and can spit blood (that will explode) and spikes on her boobs.

Well now we're just talking about a red lantern.

(You)

AYO HOL UP
SO YOU BE SAYIN
WE WUZ
IRON MAN

Tony Stark stole black man's technology.

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I sense sarcasm but all that just gets me excited.

It'd be awesome if that British Red Lantern had punk theme and kept making constructs of guitar players and have them beat the fuck out of enemies.
I mean, with name like that, we should go full Tarot. I bet Riri won't even have boob armor like manga Iron Man.

Why does diversity mean black?

>iron woman?
Nigga, that's not a superhero name. That's a command.

Well there's an asian Hulk and and asian Superman. Latino Ghost Rider and half mexican Nova.

And Kamala of course is pakistani.

There's also Kamala.

Nice quads, racist.

>Latino Ghost Rider
He's gone now

because bendis did it for his daughters, not for diversity.

i honestly wouldn't be surprised if one of his kids was dressed as iron man, was told she can't be iron man because she's a girl, went home crying and bendis decided he'd make iron man a girl just because he seems that kind of petty.

Fuck you. H-he'll be back.

As much as we all wish that to be true, he won't.

Dunno man, I think it's cute.

>i honestly wouldn't be surprised if one of his kids was dressed as iron man, was told she can't be iron man because she's a girl
I would. That kinda shit only happens in totally true tumblr tales

iron man with her hands tide over her head being fucked by iron man

>not futa Kamala fucking Riri
Also is it me or Kamala powers are ridiculously underused?

Well, considering that he went on record in an intervew about crying when his daughter put on a spiderman mask, the dude is literally living those stories.

For the cutting edge of crazy ass bitches who will protest for this sort of thing, they're no longer calling it white, but calling it "whiteness", which latinos and asians have in varying quantities.

>considering that he went on record in an intervew about crying when his daughter put on a spiderman mask
Bendis is a fat blubbering faggot, news at 11

lesbians

How about this idea, riri on her back, with kamala forcing her embiggened clit down her throat, while riri gets iron fisted.

Cheesey dialogue like kamala saying
>best team up ever!
>What did you say about my waifu?
or some Iron fist /iron man joke.

sure, let's talk about the godawful "art."

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and while we're at it then lets page10 necro a thread noone cares about

You are a shit tier shilll for letting the thread hit page10 in the first place.

Marvel gives royalties to character's creators anytime they're used. Bendis making new characters is a wild stab to try and get money-for-life if Riri is ever stuck in a mobile or console video game or one-shot down the road. Same thing with Silk and Dan Slott, Miles, etc.

>Things that belonged to other people around campus
So because she is black she obviously stole what she needs to build the armor. Nice stereotype.

>shill
I guess DC and Warner Brothers have deposited $0.05 into my account for those two posts? Batman bucks here I come

>DC and Warner Brothers
Shitty damage control shill. You're only keeping the thread alive hoping to cause drama and outrage.
Brevoort even admitted they go for the outrage angle on purpose.

you drink cat jizz.

How rich is Claremont, anyway?

>Marvel makes one of their biggest heroes a minority legacy character
>MARVELKEKS, SJWS, BASED BENDIS, BENDIS IS HACK, ROYALTIES, MUH SALES
>DC makes one of their biggest heroes a minority legacy character
>SMUG BULLY CHINK SUPERBRO HUSBANDO

It has been established that DC fans make up the underage population of this board. Just look at the channel-tan and anime threads.

Black and red looks so good together

This has to be a parody.
I've seen porn comics on deviant art that looked better than this.

Is there a source for those screenshots being legit?

Give up already, noone is going to give you the drama you need to get paid.

You can reset your IP all you want to pretend being someone else, but you're painfully obvious when you keep bumping on page10.