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core film list edition

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lads

Trainspotting
28 Days Later
Amy
London 2012 Olympic Opening Ceremony
Submarine
Exit Through the Gift Shop
Four Lions
The Boat That Rocked
RockNRolla
Snatch
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
Hot Fuzz
This Is England
Children of Men
V for Vendetta
The Football Factory
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Shaun of the Dead
Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World
Bend It Like Beckham
Bridget Jones’s Diary
Gimme Shelter
The Great Escape
Rebecca
Notting Hill
Chicken Run
Layer cake
James Bond

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sue

imagine being on a date with a girl and posting on /brit/ instead of talking to her

fucking state of it

"The Law is a fortress on a hill that armies cannot take or floods wash away."

>those shoes

hooting

is she a tramp you've invited in off the street?

I'm going to die a virgin

Brexit? More like Youfuckingfuckedit lmfao

did she have eye surgery

Yo, sad toilsmen around the world
Got a depressing thing to show you, so tell all the boys and girls
Tell your brother, your sister and your mamma too
'Cause they're about to clock in and you'll know just what to do

Slam your hands on the desk like you don't care
Sob by the people as they start to look and stare
Do your work, do your work, do your work quick mamma
Come on toily, tell me what's the time

Toil up, everybody say
When you hear the alarm, you've got to get it underway
Toil up, it's the code word
No matter where Toilberg says it, you'll know that he'll be heard

Anybody got a top 10 list of other people playing video games real fast? Just got back from my vegan smashed avo with soy chai latte and desperate for high quality entertainment.

maybe not sure

"The true test of civilization is, not the census, nor the size of cities, nor the crops - no, but the kind of man the country turns out."

>can't delete threads

Why?

Getting less physically attracted to my fiancée the closer to the wedding it gets

remember when some aussie first posted this at like 3am one morning. Was about to drift off to sleep but I burst out laughing at this and woke back up haha

why yes mum I have various images of a schizophrenic man, an algerian nonce, an aussie - NO MUM HE'S /FA/ AS FUCK, lots of cats, trains, simpsons, pictures of aidan gillen, frogs, wojaks

it's all very important
what's that?
get a job?
nah I'm good mum

i love tolkien

AWAKE! FEAR! FIRE! FOES! AWAKE!

Fatty Bolger had not been idle. As soon as he saw the dark shapes creep from the garden, he knew that he must run for it, or perish. And run he did, out of the back door, through the garden, and over the fields. When he reached the nearest house, more than a mile away, he collapsed on the doorstep. 'No, no, no!' he was crying. 'No, not me! I haven't got it!' It was some time before anyone could make out what he was babbling about. At last they got the idea that enemies were in Buckland, some strange invasion from the Old Forest. And then they lost no more time.

FEAR! FIRE! FOES!

The Brandybucks were blowing the Horn-call of Buckland, that had not been sounded for a hundred years, not since the white wolves came in the Fell Winter, when the Brandywine was frozen over.

AWAKE! AWAKE!

Far-away answering horns were heard. The alarm was spreading. The black figures fled from the house. One of them let fall a hobbit-cloak on the step, as he ran. In the lane the noise of hoofs broke out, and gathering to a gallop, went hammering away into the darkness. All about Crickhollow there was the sound of horns blowing, and voices crying and feet running. But the Black Riders rode like a gale to the North-gate. Let the little people blow! Sauron would deal with them later. Meanwhile they had another errand: they knew now that the house was empty and the Ring had gone. They rode down the guards at the gate and vanished from the Shire.

i want you to evaluate what kind of emotions you predominantly feel during your time on /brit/

gift ideas for an 18 year old girl who likes to smoke a load of ganj and lives for the sesh?

"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man."

Nice, who said that?

any Eurosceptic Keynesian Devaluationist man in?

jealous, where at?
only experienced thundersnow once in my life and it's the most eerie and memorable weather experience I've ever had

Are you marrying an Italian woman? Are you a black bull?

Can’t wait for the import tariffs, 10 quid a banana sounds great, thanks brexit!

What is your opinion on Bomber Harris?

UK: very lazy, sedentary, hedonistic to the extreme, despises work

Sadness. I feel that constantly

What's good to wear in London? Gonna be going next week

i'll just move to ireland

haha nice story :)

have spent all day doing nothing and just waiting for it to bedtime so i can go to sleep so i can wake up so i can ring the oneitis and ask her out so she can reject me plainly so i can forget about her

shite day tbqh

any Austrian School man in

Ralph Waldo Emerson

wish he'd written self help books instead of economics

STD kit

heh

UK probably would not have agreed to that desu

if i were italian i'd LARP as an irishman and get into heated arguments with brits over the troubles and the famine
banter

chemotherapy to sterilise her

5c average. bit windy

>i can ring

FONT OFF

Ireland: very hardworking, active, tempered to the extreme, loves work

rawthentic rolling machine

"Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs."

but we spend more time toiling than others

really enjoy this aesthetic

Grim

He does say how though.

wouldn't trust him as far as I could throw him with that barnet

Love Tim, hate DPD, simple as

goddam i wish the krauts had been nuked

heh thanks :)

it'll be the first time i've ever rang a girl. well, second actually. i rang her once before and she rejected the call because her mum was sitting with her and she didn't want her mum asking about me because her mum knew she fancied me and kept giving her grief about her "new boyfriend" even though we'd never kissed

you got a free settee mate x

"Shall the clay say to him that fashioneth it, What makest thou?"

aye

>The 35-year-old told The Times: 'People started being extremely abusive. Someone called me a dumb s**t and then people started threatening to come round to my house to kick my head in.

Italy being full of Africans is a salty British meme. It has no basis in reality.

whyyy does it aalwyas raaaaiiin on mee
dee dum dee diddly dee dee dum de deee

don't remember subscribing

Masterpieces (destined for the pantheon)

There Will Be Blood
The Tree of Life

Classics (films that will still be considered Great in 30 years)

Children Of Men
No Country For Old Men
Zodiac
The White Ribbon
Melancholia
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind
Dunkirk
A Separation
The Social Network
Moonlight
Boyhood
12 Years A Slave
The Master
Under The Skin
A Prophet
Wall-E
Synecdoche, NY
Inland Empire
Brokeback Mountain
The New World
Call Me By Your Name

Good Movies (films people will watch in 30 years and say: shit, that was actually really good)

The Dark Knight
Whiplash
Mad Max Fury Road
Nightcrawler
LOTR
The Descendants
Her
Assassination of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford
Inglorious Basterds
Hunger
Pan's Labyrinth
Eastern Promises
The Departed
The Lobster
Wolf Of Wall Street
La La Land
Margaret
The Great Beauty
Gravity
Moonrise Kingdom
Lady Bird
Coco
Probably a lot more I'm forgetting but that's basically the post-2004 canon for me.

Lucky (2017)

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let me take you to a comfy place

"In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to (other) men."

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have you heard of the high elves?

weren't there italian islands and stuff being overrun with african boat migrants like last summer or summit

are you LITERALLY 15? fuck off!

got dementia or something lad?

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Some Nigger tried pickpocketing me in Bologna.

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"When pieces of bronze or gold or iron break, the metal-smith welds them together again in the fire, and the bond is established."

>used to play Oblivion loads
>dad would always comment on the music and how he liked it
>died 3 years ago
>Oblivion music just reminds me of him now

happiness but at the same time worry at how quick time flies when you're not being productive. I laugh a lot in these threads

@84414523
cringing at what a tryhard runt you are

>lotr
>post 2004

can't fool me i've been to Ventimiglia

23 haha

imagine being a console runt

the best film

royal mail is messing me about
oh my god
all of you straighties will pay for it

Ah yes the Big Bang theory

Absolutely everything was created from an explosion of absolutely nothing.

Ah yes.

you the christian deist

Rate my cat please

the actual GOAT

"The (printing) press is the best instrument for enlightening the mind of man, and improving him as a rational, moral and social being."

i'm actually very proud of my pepe and cat image collections

>absolutely nothing.
wrong

>man commits crime

That's not a sad thing lad. That means you get to enjoy a fun game while also remembering your father.

thats not how it worked

HOWLING that men with functioning brains could have fallen for monetarist dogma.

bf got me a ps4, extra controller, wolf 2, the star wars
feel bad about not playing it
no better than my 660ti anyway

How do things before Big Bang into being? Sounds like proof of God to me

wait til you see the ooh...