Authority is not given to you to deny the return of the King!

Authority is not given to you to deny the return of the King!

on whose authority

the authority of ummm, gandalf, homeless old man

AND SO FROM THIS DAY FORTH, WE SHALL BE CALLED THE LORD OF THE RINGS: FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING

why is there a statue of a woman holding two fedoras there

rooooll credits!

I AM THE LAW

so what are we... some sort of fellowship of the ring?

it's cymbolic

Who paid Frodo's travel expenses?

Why would anyone deny his tax return?

>Hail Denethor, son of Ecthelion, Lord and Stewart of Gondor

So his last name was Stewart?

>We can not pay. We can not pay

>the auditors are coming...

>What have we done? We are witnessing Peter Jackson presents: The Hobbit, part 2: The Desolation of Smaug in IMAX 3d, High-Frame-Rate rated PG.

debts.... debts in the deep

Well just because you brought The Hobbit walking beetween The Two Towers with the Fellowship of The Ring does not make you the King Kong of this jungle, man.

Why didn't Elrond have an elf sweep the floor of leaves before the meeting?

The leaves are baby elves you ignorant dwarf.

Notice how Boromir sits compared to the rest

the fellowship were given special documents which allowed for government-subsidised boarding and food in allied countries. There was an off-screen charity drive to raise the initial funds needed though

STUART!