>Cucked by his arch nemesis
>Cucked by a blind dude
>Cucked by a firefighter
>Cucked by a black kid, who also stole his name, on multiple occasions
When will he catch a break?
Cucked by his arch nemesis
Lincoln James
Juan Turner
Unless Slott fucks off, never.
Cameron Bailey
>Parker
>a break
Chase Price
Hey, if they bring back 616 Gwen after Clone Conspiracy then everyone gets a Gwen.
>A Gwen for Peter
>A Gwen for Miles
>A Gwen for Kamala
Jacob James
Peter Parker is the modern white male.
Jacob Carter
>Rich
>Amazing Superpowers
>Insanely handsome
>Charming
>Incredibly witty
>Genius
>Loved by just about everyone
>Cocklusted after by literally every woman in the Marvel Universe
Yeah, poor Parker...
Adam Phillips
even if he did catch a break he'd fuck it up
Nicholas Watson
And this thread was made by a pissbaby white male, so what's your point?
Andrew Baker
He never will. Peter is the self-insert of the average teenage make comic reader. He will never stop getting cucked. People on Sup Forums couldn't relate otherwise.
Hudson Barnes
Well it is not like shit skins can do anything about it.
Zachary Clark
Thank god I do not read about cucked heroes. Or comics in general. It is a waste of money, and life.
Blake Long
The following character have all cucked Peter at some point:
Tony Stark
Woverine
Human Torch
Ock
Both Osbornes
And now Miles
Dude just can't catch a break
Kayden Bennett
You don't need to feel worse about yourself than you already do. Trust me from experience. Comics are a blessing and a curse.
Ryder Anderson
Stay mad, tarbaby.
Brayden Jackson
You mean Sup Forumsmblr
Jose Gutierrez
With who?
Michael Wright
You forgot Matt Murdock.
Liam Brooks
maybe he actually likes getting cucked.
Ethan Hernandez
no seriously, what's your point aside from your impotent nerd rage?
Nicholas Cook
stark gets MJ
Ock got the dwarf
Miles gets alt gwen
i forget the rest
Jordan Diaz
*alt Gwens
Nathaniel Wright
yeah we can just watch you guys cry about it
it's fucking sad.
Landon Cooper
Once you make a deal with the devil, you kind of deserve everything that comes to you.
James Nelson
>And this thread was made by a pissbaby white male
You tell me.
David Reyes
You must love the fact there's a superhero with the same disability as you
Jeremiah Sanders
Yeah, thats all your kind ever knows how to do, just watch.
Brody Anderson
Meaning what, exactly?
Christopher Bell
Gonna go with just impotent rage for the sake of impotent rage.
Maybe you'll drum up enough rage to climb out of the basement?