John Wick 2

>cringe

>people unironically didn't have fun watching this

Get bent faggots

>is handed gun
>starts racking slide autistically

Wickfu

>hey John do this job for me pls
>no
>but muh blood mark, no take backs
>dude no fuck off
>lmao I'm gonna blow your house up
>what do you mean John Wick wants to kill me now?
That Italian was a fucking moron

He didn't want to kill him until the.Italian set him up for the murder of his sister

the whole premise was the worst part of the movie
>John I will help you with this impossible task so that you can retire and never return to assassin life
>but this means you will also have to return to assassin life and do me one favor in the future

The first john wick was not the impossible task. It was revenge for his dog. However once he returned to that way.of life it activated the contract.

This.

I cant call it a good film but it was really entertaining

>it'a another bad guys wait until the gppd guy is 2 feet await to try to shoot him and end up getting rekt by some sick martial arts moves episode

>is called the sommelier
>implying a fine taste and expertise
>brings out the most fucking normie guns that we've seen in every other movie
>john wick, the expert assassin looks like he's never seen or heard about an ar-15

I kinda wanted her to make it through the movie so they could team up in 3.

>john wick, the expert assassin looks like he's never seen or heard about an ar-15

An assassin wouldn't be familiar with an air rifle of any model you dumb fatass

>see this in theater
>sit near two rednecks
>they make ridiculous but great commentary whole way
>wick hiding guns through tunnels
>"he is hiding guns all through this place"
>"and I think he is gonna need every one of them"
>another part
>"those guys don't know what they done did now"

I liked the movie but the rednecks made it better.

Part of the sommelier's job is to know his client's needs. Chances he knows John's preferred style and is catering to his specific tastes.

>i know you like german guns
>but this one is good too, its called a glock

A kindergarten teacher would be familiar with what an AR-15 is

>cost of two drinks, 1 gold coin
>cost of an indefinite stay at luxury hotel, 1 gold coin

giv bf (female)

Nice Sandy Hook joke you fucking sicko.

Seriously dude just fuck off

redneck commentary is always better than alternatives like nigger commentary

If the Continental doesn't feature in 3 I'm going to be annoyed.

Do you need a safe space, reddit?

Why did the deaf guy need a silencer?

I've thought about this and I think I figured it out.

You know how in medieval movies a peasant will do a favor for a noble and the noble will toss the guy a pouch with an indeterminate amount of money? Well the peasant just runs off with it without even counting and I think the implication is that whatever amount is the pouch it is way too much.

Same thing here, the assassins paying an entire coin for drinks is like a dick swinging contest. Either that or they get credit back for the difference or the booze/food there is amazing.

this

>run out of bullets
>throw gun
>kill the guy

When Wick and the nigger were walking side by side and shooting at each other I actually laughed out loud. It was the dumbest shit I've seen in years.

Sandy Hook never happened, why can't people joke about it?

yes

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jeez its almost like wick is a very flawed and broken man who is addicted to violence

Quick question: the very first scene is set after the end of Chapter 2, right ?

neither did the holocaust and you can't joke about it

Why did the gabagool hire someone who can't communicate over the radio, to him or his other henchmen?

wow how clever of you to state the obvious. doesn't negate how bad the premise is, dumb faggot