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>huehues don't have a single medal in their own games

Notice how Brazil isn't even anywhere near the top. Top fucking kek

HAHAHHAHA WE JUST BTFO THE CHINKS IN THE 400M FREESTYLE!!! FUCKING CHINKS BTFO I BET THEY WILL DECLARE WAR BECAUSE OF THIS

Population of Australia: 23.13m
Population of USA: 318.9m
Population of Russia: 143m


suck it retards

We have a silver.

NICE SILVER MEDALS USA, HAVE FUN BEING NUMBER 2 HAHAHHAHAAHAHHAAHHHAAHAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA

>lel we Australians are so fit
>we Australians are so alpha
>lel such a small population, so many medals

THE UK IS NOT EVEN IN THE TOP 10 LMAO EXPLAIN YOURSELVES BRITKEKS

>inb4 muh empire

Keep at it you cunts
Don't let fucking >Hungary beat a Commonwealth country

Go join the refugee team you black cunt

Pls no bully

the commonwealth or america must be number 1 2 and 3

keep up the good work chaps!

WTF is a kek? Thats not what i typed.......

capitalized cuck is still filtered to kek for some reason

THE SOUTH CHINA SEA IS PROBABLY FLOODED WITH TEARS

GOOD THING THEY BUILT A FORTRESS OUT THERE

Anglosphere is going to BTFO everyone!

KEK

Don't you have a gay nightclub to go and get shot in?

shh, only keks now

Youre right well thats just stupid why cant we say Kuck?...... its stupid stuff like this that makes Sup Forums such a cancerous place

tfw every four years we get to show the rest of the world they are all soft cunts

how new are you? cuck has been filtered twice now, once a year ago and during Sup Forums harbor 2 years ago.

Truly the greatest country on Earth lads. They tried bury us but they didn't know we was seeds. Australia number 1. Number 1 forever. Advance Australia fair.

im NOT new

Inb4 USA changes rules to each silver worth half gold to get 1st

AUSTRALIA IS THE HONORARY NUMBA NOW

go back to /r/the_donald, nigger

Australians all let us rejoice,
For we are young and free;
We've golden soil and wealth for toil,
Our home is girt by sea;
Our land abounds in Nature's gifts
Of beauty rich and rare;
In history's page, let every stage
Advance Australia fair!
In joyful strains then let us sing,
"Advance Australia fair!"

When gallant Cook from Albion sail'd,
To trace wide oceans o'er,
True British courage bore him on,
Till he landed on our shore.
Then here he raised Old England's flag,
The standard of the brave;
With all her faults we love her still,
"Brittannia rules the wave!"
In joyful strains then let us sing
"Advance Australia fair!"

Beneath our radiant southern Cross,
We'll toil with hearts and hands;
To make this Commonwealth of ours
Renowned of all the lands;
For those who've come across the seas
We've boundless plains to share;
With courage let us all combine
To advance Australia fair.
In joyful strains then let us sing
"Advance Australia fair!"

While other nations of the globe
Behold us from afar,
We'll rise to high renown and shine
Like our glorious southern star;
From England, Scotia, Erin's Isle,
Who come our lot to share,
Let all combine with heart and hand
To advance Australia fair!
In joyful strains then let us sing
"Advance Australia fair!"

Should foreign foe e'er sight our coast,
Or dare a foot to land,
We'll rouse to arms like sires of yore
To guard our native strand;
Brittannia then shall surely know,
Beyond wide ocean's roll,
Her sons in fair Australia's land
Still keep a British soul.
In joyful strains then let us sing
"Advance Australia fair!"

Newfag leave now

AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE

>Sup Forums harbor was two years ago

its all a blur to me

GREATEST COUNTRY ON EARTH CUNTS

its spelt FOOTBALL btw cunts, not futebal

WE WILL WIN

Congratulations! Hope we catch up.

this, I can't even remember when I started posting old memories just post up

Don't hold your breath mate

SOUTH AMERICAN JUDO MASTER-RACE REPORTING IN

sup

AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE

stop being such a fuckin sadsack you shit cunt

Damn you guys are on fire

I thought it was only that way inside your island

I donated to The Wilson, even being a banana.. it was a simpler time b4 The Cuckning

kek, I was being nice. We have all the track and field niggers and top tier gymnasts. But seriously, congratulations for this brief moment of Australian glory. Soak it in because there is a 0% chance of it lasting.

So time really *is* speeding up. Shit feels like a year ago max.

Australia just won another gold in the womens 4x100m freestyle relay

AND THEY BROKE A WORLD RECORD

how do we do it? why are we so good at sports?

>Got a bronze in women's swimming

CANADA STRONK
GETTING MEDALS EVEN WHEN WE'RE SHIT AT THE SUMMER OLYMPICS

JUST WAIT FOR WINTER. CANADA INVADES WORST KOREA

OI OI OI

AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE

OI OI OI

CANT
HANDLE
THE
BANTS

AUSSIE

ZIKA ZIKA ZIKA

AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE

That's fantastic.

Australia is a country nobody needed nor asked for.

>They tried bury us but they didn't know we was seeds.

WE
WUZ
SEEDZ

How do you know im new? How do you know how long ive been on Sup Forums? Do you have some sort of secret database that tells you what user on Sup Forums is new or not? No? I didn't think so ive probably been on Sup Forums longer then you so stop calling me new you dont know a fucking thing about me!

They busy developing the next generation of aircraft.

>giving a single shit about some negroes representing your country

Seriously Sup Forums you're fucking gay now. I mean 2010 and before was alright but this is really what you've sunken to?

Just wait until we unpack our negroes.

>giving you gracious congrats
>"can't handle the bants"

just stop mate you're embarrassing yourself

>caring about bread and circuses
I literally have not seen a single second of this globalist farce so far and I hope to keep it that way.

and you guys are shit. Just like your ice cube.

this is giving me ptsd

>country

continent**

we don't know what it is to have to divide our continent up among other countries like you sorry peasantry

Our girls rugby team KILLED the brazilian monkeys today

post yfw Brazilian trannies beat Straya in medals

AUSSIE PRIDE

>posting the cucked version

Australia's sons let us rejoice,
For we are young and free;
We've golden soil and wealth for toil,
Our home is girt by sea;
Our land abounds in Nature's gifts
Of beauty rich and rare;
In hist'ry's page, let ev'ry stage
Advance Australia fair.
In joyful strains then let us sing,
Advance Australia fair.

When gallant Cook from Albion sailed,
To trace wide oceans o'er,
True British courage bore him on,
Til he landed on our shore.
Then here he raised Old England's flag,
The standard of the brave;
"With all her faults we love her still"
"Britannia rules the wave."
In joyful strains then let us sing
Advance Australia fair.

While other nations of the globe
Behold us from afar,
We'll rise to high renown and shine
Like our glorious southern star;
From England soil and Fatherland,
Scotia and Erin fair,
Let all combine with heart and hand
To advance Australia fair.
In joyful strains then let us sing
Advance Australia fair.

Should foreign foe e'er sight our coast,
Or dare a foot to land,
We'll rouse to arms like sires of yore,
To guard our native strand;
Britannia then shall surely know,
Though oceans roll between,
Her sons in fair Australia's land
Still keep their courage green.
In joyful strains then let us sing
Advance Australia fair.

Second place is just a fancy word for loser.

stay salty Amerithird

OI OI OI OI

>so mad he needs to proxy brag on behalf of brazil because he can't even talk about his own nation in the mix

burger bants everyone. look out.

what? we're predicted to top the medal table.

saged

yeah in silvers, nobody gives a fuck cuck

gonna be even harder to cope when you lose though ay

We always get the most golds. It's not even fun to watch the Olympics anymore.

Should just be called "who can get second most golds after America" senpai desu.

t. 3rd place

>this cunt though.

OI

two words you fucking moron

>he doesn't shorten multiple words down into one for maximum efficiency

t. 3rd place

>mfw USA is winning USA v AUS in beach volleyball right now

Not just in silvers Ausfailia

yet the australian girls are hotter so who REALLY wins lad?

>damage control

...

>Ah, not so fast Aussie!
>You may be winning this year but we won four years ago!

>winning for a day
>YAY I CAN BE RELEVANT FOR AN HOUR ON Sup Forums FINALLY!!!

This is why your country is a barren wasteland where if nuked, people would forget it was even a country in 50 years.

Fuck you.

>this passes for "hot" in Australia

America

and we're predicted to win again this year. and you're predicted to barely be in the top 10 yet again.

but congratulations on a strong first day.

pretty sure it's soccer*