Say hi to a person

>say hi to a person
>he procedes to hug and touch me invading my personal space

i wish a girl invaded my personal space...

Don't come to Brazil then. Srsly.

i wish a boy hugged me ;_;

>tfw want to be invaded but at the same time feel paralized when invaded
autism

but hugs are nice

...

Shit, this actually happened to me. Girl wanted to be my GF but I panicked and walked away saying nothing.

same...

feels good being anglo

not when it's a male, weather is +30° hot and you are an autistic fuck

t. Papu Aboppo

give me a hug already :3

>inside bus
>lean towards my friend sitting next to me to show him something on my phone
>put my hand on his thigh thinking it was my bag
>he moves his thigh and I apologize and I keep wishing he doesn't think I'm gay for the entire trip

why do nordics and germanics stand so close to you when they talk to you and have uncomfortably strong eye contact the entire time?

...

>girl wanted to be my gf
fuck off chad, I told a girl on IG what her last name means and she didn't even respond to me.

I'm so sad to hear this. Clearly I misread things in the moment and I'm truly sorry.

faggot only TRUE men are comfortable with having no pers(issy)onal space

Seriously.

>Meet Girl, or female family memeber
>They hug and kiss me on the cheek.

I JAM my fucking hand in front of them so they give me a handshake instead. Fucking roasties thinking they can touch my smooth pasty skin.

I'm far from Chad, brah. Just gotta be yourself ;)

FUCK YOU PAISANO
KISS YOUR 70 YEAR OLD AUNT

Same happened to me. It was fucking embarrassing, she was with two female friends and one said the girl had a crush on me, I just brushed it off as they teasing me or something but nowadays I realize what a fucking stupid idiot I am.

She had like 4 people in my case. Her tits were wet, too, which makes me even angrier.

>meet anyone
>hold out hand for handshake
>receive hug where they squeeze up against my breasts
it's hard for both sides joao

> Using pink wojaks in a non /biz/ setting
Kys, my man

>memes are board-exclusive

They were probably teasing you lmao