Why is Uncle Phil standing in for Luke Cage?

...or lets make this a thing, Sup Forums. How did Luke Cage end up middle aged, rich and... well... Uncle Phil?

>tfw shitty photoshop botch job is shitty.

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He worked hard as a Hero for Hire, made money, probably got Danny to help make good investments.

Because art-style that makes characters more distinct that 3 different variants of 6-pack

FIRST THINGS FIRST

YOU FIND GEOFFREY

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>Dammit Will I don't you to stop letting Spidey in the house.

>Awww, we wasn't doin' much, Uncle Cage. Peter here was just showing me his new web shooters is all.

>Man, I'm starved, when do we eat around here.

>/We/ eat here at three, /you/ eat here never.

>/You/ look like you eat here often.

>GAAAAHHH

>Carlton comes home with a black eye, after trying to explain to a 'gangsta' that he would have a better chance of long term employment if he stopped smoking weed.

>Peter
>Not Miles.

Pretty gud tho.

Carlton probably make friends with Tombstone.

REST IN PEACE UNCLE PHIL

I was gonna, but Cage has hardly interacted with Miles. Also, the moment Cage would touch him some sort of mary sue venom touch might have happened.

Uncle Phil>Luke Cage

find me one person besides Benis who'd disagree

>Jeffery use to work with the Hand before becoming Cage's butler

Is it bad if I want a Fresh Prince of Bel Air 616 series?

Luke Cage may be able to punch hole in a brick wall. But he can't punch a hole in my heart like Uncle Phil could. I really fucking miss this show. youtube.com/watch?v=bxulantPiXI

The feels...

>implying Uncle Phil wouldn't wax your ass

That show was surprisingly mature. Anyone else remember that episode where Carlton was about to get jumped so Will jumped in front of the bullet? Then Carlton started carrying a gun around because he felt guilty and paranoid.

You're going to take your Fresh Squad of Belle Reve and you're gonna like it!

BREAK OUT LUCILLE

>Daaaayum Harley you look FINE!

>Ms. Quinzel, I'd advice you to put warmer clothes on this instant.

>Carlton! Chill! You're embarrassing me in front of all the inmates!

>They're embarrassing the dress code that the kind Ms. Waller gave us.