All you niggas get in here.
KFC Storytime
Alexander Parker
Asher Anderson
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Eli Turner
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Jaxon Howard
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Andrew Moore
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Eli Gray
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Landon Parker
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Carson Sullivan
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Jaxson Turner
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Adam Nguyen
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Eli Ramirez
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Jayden Morgan
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Parker Brown
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Easton Gray
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Thomas Adams
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Samuel Cruz
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Jaxon Johnson
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Jordan Carter
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Jackson Richardson
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Jason Walker
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Anthony Kelly
Movie adaptation when?
Grayson Kelly
I would unironically vote this for comic of the year.
Luis Hall
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Ayden Garcia
I'm completely serious when I say the second issue is 2016 Comic of the Year.
Joshua Torres
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Josiah Gray
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Levi Williams
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Angel Peterson
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Parker Flores
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Adrian Brooks
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Nicholas Clark
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Jordan Morales
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Cameron Bell
WHY IS IT SO GOOD
Cooper Wood
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David Torres
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Gabriel Wright
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Benjamin Rivera
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Blake Walker
THERES A SECOND ONE!?
Hudson Anderson
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Dominic Hughes
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Nathaniel Cox
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Jayden Jones
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Henry Adams
This has no right to be as entertaining as it is.
Zachary Mitchell
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Lucas Cooper
How come I've never heard of this before? I would've expected DC to shill this on my Facebook feed.
Blake Thomas
Holy shit, this is actually so good. Thanks for the storytime, user
Isaiah Moore
Please tell me these got physical releases
Luis Moore
>Things I have never believed I would ever want:
Col. Sanders rule 34.
Or rule 63/34, or...
I'm so hard I can't think because all the blood is in my cock telling me I need som of that finger liking good femsanders.
Mason Ward
I wish, but they're only available on Comixology.
Lincoln Jones
I bet they would make a Colonel Sanders before a hellcat one and it will do better than it.
Gabriel Murphy
Jesus Christ this shouldn't be this good but it is.
Leo Turner
>gravy train
and to think I doubted this would be great
Xavier Harris
PINNACLE OF THE MEDIUM
Cooper Harris
>Koln-El
I've read this thing like 5 times and it gets me every time
Gavin Diaz
So Chicken Colonel Sanders makes Kentucky Fried People right?
Joseph Cook
>Colonel Grodd
I fucking love this comic.
Ayden Howard
Now this is how to do a product placement comic.
>That letter from Dr. Sivana
Looks like they're setting up for the next issue. Hope it happens.
Nathan Reyes
>The K stands for Krypton
Fucking great
Aiden Young
Wait... Earth-51 colonel is a chicken, and he has no strong opinions on the other colonel's eating chicken?
Aiden Rogers
A damn comic book shilling a fried chicken joint has no right to be this good.
Hunter Fisher
The Earth 51 colonel is serving chicken, too!
Nathan Ortiz
I want to see them next do a riff on Death of Superman/Reign of the Supermen.
Jack Brooks
Someone link /ck/?
Eli Bailey
Nah, just complements.
Nicholas Lee
uhhh
Colton Smith
These comics make me want to go get some KFC.
Ayden Taylor
you won't go on fun multiverse adventures if you eat it, user
Jacob Sanchez
You're just saying that so I won't lose my mind after passing out of our Earth and become the new superboy prime aren't you? Well, you can't stop me.
I'm going to eat all the KFC I want and go on all of those multiversal adventures.
Julian Clark
These comics make me want to go get some fried chicken from the local place and pretend it's KFC.
Jaxson Cook
do you have strong opinions on people eating monkies?
Ian Hall
It just won't be as good as it was in the colonel's day.
Thomas Wood
I am speechless.
Christopher Cox
People generally find that unsettling and only do so as a last resort when it comes to food. THere are exceptions of course.
Joseph Green
>Two of the biggest rouges trying to take over the world by working at a fast food joint from another dimension
OMG MY SIDES!!!!
Grayson Wilson
WORLDS UNITE TO SAVE ONE OF THE MOST WORTHWHILE THINGS IN EXISTENCE, WHATEVER SHALL HAPPEN
Hudson Parker
On one hand, it's a post-apocalyptic wasteland, the Colonel may have had to make hard choices for the sake of his family and business.
On the other hand, this is Earth after the Great Disaster. He might be serving up Kentucky Fried Kamandi instead.
I really hope this Colonel turns up during the Kamandi Challenge.
Mason Mitchell
KAY EFF SEE! KAY EFF SEE! KAY EFF CEE!
Aaron Brown
Well that was just glorious. Easily the best comic to come out of 2016.
Gabriel Murphy
Amen
Aaron Wright
Because it was made the Hard Way™
Dylan Rogers
As good as the comics were, am I the only person who thinks KFC is easily one of the worst of the chicken franchises?
Leo Garcia
I never had this much fun reading an advertisement before
Hudson Wood
Holy shit, FUND IT!
Jose Mitchell
Thanks, OP. This shit's too good
Now I want some fucking KFC
Anthony Foster
I would totally buy and read All Star Colonel Sanders
Anthony Carter
Doing a bit of googling it sounds like they printed a VERY limited run of issue 1 to hand out at comic-con last year.
Also there a mega for this?
Elijah Morris
>the K in my KFC stands for Krypton
Nathaniel Torres
that's the unpleasant irony here. IRL colonel sunder won. The colonel's franchise was bought out from under him and turned into a chain. Let me tell you back in the day he would visit each resteraunt individually, ensure the cooking was to standard, and chastise, retrain, or fire employees as necessary.
You can't do that with a large chain business, at least without creating an upperclass resteraunt anyways. So the Easy Way won out.
>Earth 0 has more in common with Earth 3 than any other earth
>Grant Morrison please save me from this Anti-Life Equation.
Ryder Cooper
>You will never use voodoo magic to resurrect zombie Colonel Sanders and watch him terrorize fast food employees into making KFC great again
feels bad man
Austin Harris
he has a coat on under his coat?
Cooper Richardson
has anyone considered storytiming this on /ck/?
Henry James
honestly I wonder how it would be received by the uninitiated, this is pretty dense continuity stuff
Evan Stewart
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Isaiah Hernandez
>Bart
>as Impulse
Tears of joy.
Benjamin Barnes
It was hard but he did it
Alexander Torres
just tell them its all original characters.
Lucas Wright
>Also there a mega for this?
They both should be in the Win-O.
Daniel Clark
> Koln-El
We are not worthy
Nicholas Richardson
This is how you explain Colonel Sanders still being around.
Isaiah Gutierrez
Man, they are really going the extra mile to pander to the black demographic.