This fly has been following me for the past 3 days, which is weird because I heard they only live 48 hours. That's not the only odd thing about this fly, it doesn't rub it's legs together or do anything that a fly usually does.
I'm starting to think it might be some type of high tech surveillance equipment, but it looks pretty damn real and I can't grab it or get too close to it because it just flys away.
The only reason I'm paranoid about it being surveillance is I work for Raytheon.
Dude just kill it. Like they want to collect Intel on your semen and piss jars.
Kys.
Ayden Jackson
tinfoil
Ryan Ortiz
>This fly has been following me for the past 3 days
you've been hearing voices too, im assuming?
Michael Thomas
Are you the same guy that's been binging out on coke for the past 3 days?
Kayden Rogers
It's a drone. Smash it and sell it to China.
Sebastian Gonzalez
>paranoid schizophrenia the post
Ryan Bennett
>doesn't have a Bug-A-Salt noguns, you deserve your fly drone
Cameron Long
I would tell you to take this to But they would probably just tell you to take it to And obviously they would tell you to go write about it on facebook and twitter. And they'd be right, you should.
Camden Richardson
>The only reason I'm paranoid about it being surveillance is I work for Raytheon.
Oh cool, hey, kill yourself.
Josiah Powell
ladies and gentlemen. i present your future. after consuming so much "REDPILL HURR DURR" you just become a paranoid mentaloid like OP.
David Campbell
STOP SMOKING METH
Lucas Hill
Give us the disk and we'll give you your life back
David Foster
>1 post by this id
Benjamin Campbell
You thought you would be safe it your wiped your ass without standing up?
