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I read a story on here about a guy in Hawaii, who heard the incoming missile alert and went to sit on his roof with a beer to watch the fireworks. That's kind of how I feel about Brexit now - this situation is too fucked up to salvage, and Christ knows how we're going to walk it back to any kind of sanity. I'm just going to enjoy the show and laugh at the dickheads who voted for their own destruction.

what liberal faggotry is this?

Wacky Bruce has arrived.

you can tell its the lads that have lost the will to live at this time of day

rude.

rate me

chung bei wah gung go ha ni cho tsung

all the toilers having breakfast and getting ready to head out the door

considering fully doxxing myself just to prove how hot all my gfs have been

wish i lived in 1800s america and had talent and worked in a circus

except it wont be instantaneous destruction and instead be a long, drawn out affair of increasingly declining living standards, poverty and social unrest. you get to watch your family and friends fall into despair. have fun

>Christ knows
right he does

Valerian sucked.

*moves away to a good country, taking my family with me*
heh, nothin personnel

Guess what they told me?
"We'll give you 20gs if you snitch on your homie"
And put in a home and make your life lush
So yeah whatcha gonna do, go for us

Hm, let me think about it, turn my back and hold my gat and wait for me to get shot

If you don't quit, if you don't stop its 187 on an undercover cop

>Christcucks

Made for bbc

screaming that people actually have low enough IQ's to think brexit is bad
boggles the cranium

Yeah, at least on Hawaii you have the reassurance that a) it's small and b) it's a naval base (Pearl Harbour), so you're not going to have to live on in the nuclear wasteland afterwards, because you're just gonna go "foop" in the nuclear fireball.
Here we're going to have to deal with the aftermath, anyone with a hint of grey in their hair being lynched by jobless Generation Zs (appropriate), the Daily Mail becoming the official composer of the Two Minute Hate, crumbling deserts of piss-scented rubble heaps where care homes once stood, etc, etc.

energy drinks taste so good

>Atheicucks

don't see what's good about it desu

Playing boggle lads

i'm getting chatter from Soros HQ that brexit is being cancelled within the next few weeks lads

played VR all night

Alri remainer false flag

lads
the fucking low IQ uneducated BIGOTS have voted for brexit
fortunately our low IQ uneducated rooftop fag throwing pooskins are here to help us
what's that? of course my iq is above room temperature

second vote will probably cancel it desu
glad we just had an election, the plebs will have moved on by next time and we can just quietly bin that silly idea

Lamo looking forward to the mad maxesq apocalypse

A 2017 report said loneliness was as harmful to health as smoking 15 cigarettes a day.

ooh err x

Thailad's various bumboys are the worst.

The way they roll out the carpet to him yelling his name hoping for him to address them.

He is a psychologically ill man with narcissicism beyond many of your comprehensions, please do not feed his delusions of grandeur

do you kno de wae

lads
literally all anti social behaviour is caused by oppression, and is not genetic in any way
what i want to know is, who oppressed evil whitey to make him so very nasty and evil?

Yeah i have no idea where that came from or how that works.

>tfw smoke 20 a day and also lonely

me on the left

wacky bruce is at it again

the old EU playbook
"Make them do the election again until we get the result we want"
happened to Netherlands and Ireland too

Are you still lonely if you're married to someone that speaks a different language?
Surely all you lonely brits can import and ukrainian, maybe even one that hasn't done anal with that Italian porn guy that they all love

>I'm being exposed
bumboys attack

not a fan of the new memes if i'm honest lads, they're too normie and immature for my tastes. think i might be outgrowing it all.

Still more done for trannies than youre average friendless young bloke though

el gatto charges at me because he knows i have the food

alri thailad

think I'm addicted to energy drinks

so good, second only to yakult

yeah hopefully, can put all this silliness to bed

blackedraw it is

alri

just watched some absolute wanker trip getting on the train lads

screeching

>yakult

what are the new memes?

which ones

See the sad thing is that you were not prompted to even post in this thread until you felt the need to defend yourself.

Alan by comparison for all his SHORTcomings can actually handle a bit of flak with grace whereas you like desperate loser rise to defend your internet persona.

BLM ACAB fellow comrades

who was it, 190cm?
waheyyyyy

You sound like a multinational elitist

this is what the average australian used to look like

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do yuo kno de way?

don't know they all taste the same

*ahem*
DRUMS PLEASE

>trapstar

I've never been oppressed and always lived a comfortable middle class life but when we were 14 the lads and I would go out vandalising every Friday night. We'd graffiti, slash tyres, smash car and house windows, steal sat navs and cash from unlocked cars (sat navs were expensive as fuck in 2005) et cetera. It was truly mindless, we did it for no reason other than it was fun

The eu wouldnt make us have a second referendum though

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every moment fronting and maxing
chilling in a car they spent all day waxing

aha you aussies should have seen it earlier today
we bantered the aussies so hard that they all left the thread LMAO

Degenerate scum

dont understand what multinational means
is it a boogeyman for people who go on holiday or learn foreign languages?
and yes, defo elitist. Some people are more qualified to make decisions than others

They desperately want you to have one, and the traitors in your own parliament are trying to make that happen
But at this point it's probably too complicated with the legal complexities to stop it now

Fucking nigger kill yourself

>Alan taking flak
Ha hes the most vain and narcissistic personality on /brit/

I think an old lady at work wants me to fuck her
think I might report her for sexual harassment

wanna know why we're called wacky bruce?
*whacks you across the face so hard you bleed*
aussies WACK you

>traitors
love this rhetoric
yanks simply cannot handle anything but EXTREME WORDS

kill marry fuck ?

Not liking the shit spilling over from /cum/, friends.

snowed today lads

>nigger
>comfortable middle class

Alright mate I'm not ksi

January crypto sale lads - what you copping?

bing bing wahoo!

hate cryto love banks simple as

literally me lol

You ARE the shit spilling over from /cum/

To some degree his narcissicism and hubris is a gimmick. He knows it will bring him banter back. Certain self-deprecation

By contrast thailad literally either boasts about how great his life us, gives his peons notice or gets drawn into long defensive retreats

Bit rude

>Born in 1991

You probably grew up affected by lead in petrol fumes
eg aggressiveness and lower intelligence

traitor

a person who is not loyal or stops being loyal to their own country, social class, beliefs, etc.

By actively trying to stop or reverse Brexit, the democratic wishes of the British people, the British elite are betraying the British people in favour of economic interests

yank poos are not viscous enough to remain in one place

I can't believe there are people doing crypto and acting like they are somo genius investors when these people don't even know what npv means

complete and utter madness

So apparently a meteor just hit Michigan

>the british posters are the worst posters in a british general
hmmmm

had a girl on Omegle video tell me "leave your boxers alone I'm looking at your abs not your dick"

false alarm mate. i know because i was there, and my bollocks are fully unharmed.

crypto is pseudofinance

but the remainers have either given up or are trying to offer another vote, neither of which is trying to stop or reverse the democratic wishes of the british people

either way, the negotiation teams and civil service more generally is filled to the brim with remainers, we'll negotiate a dire deal and then turn it down and just stay

**remainer mps
shoulda made that clear hehe

rate me

now for real

If they did take back this shit soiled country, it would be under some really strict terms, the precious sovereignty that certain Brexit voters hold so dear (yet clearly do not understand) will be in the bin, as the Federalist state that Tusk and Junker have spoken of, will be full-steam ahead by then, and the UK will have admitted that it needs to be part of it.

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