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all the pies
kanker britten
Theresa May has just created a new minesterial position: The Minister for Loneliness
Reckon I’m the man for the job haha
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pooooooooooooooooooooooo poo pooooooooooooo
with that redditspace, I don't doubt it
I am a Citizen of the World. I went to film camp. I've read Sartre. I've read Thomas Pynchon. I've read Ayn Rand. I've been to Italy. I've been to France. I speak French. I've been to Spain. I've been to South America. I've been to Kenya. I've been to China. I backpacked across Europe. I prefer tea to coffee. I've been to Greece. I love Greek food. I'm a foodie. I'm always on the look out for a great little place to get breakfast. Sometimes I go to Barnes & Noble and lose track of the time. The black people that I've met said that I have a lot of flavor. I love my MacBook. But I also love my MacBook Pro, because it has the word "pro" on it, short for prolapse. I drive an ancient Volvo that barely starts. The Matrix and Inception were the first movies in the last 10 years that made me really think. And yeah I paint, no big deal. I think conventional painting rules are stodgy, archaic. To bend the spoon you have to realize there is no spoon. Think outside the box. Coexist. Coexist and one more thing. If you don't know the difference "Your" and "You're"... you're a fucking idiot. Get the fuck off my Facebook wall.
Want to spend all day in the pub slowly sinking pints and eating pies
sad twat
Adds up desu
haha lol xd
tiny brain: hating rorkes
small brain: hating leftypol
gigantic brain: hating the political sciences and economics students, the civil servants, and the people working in management/finance who call themselves "radical centrists", shill for The Economist and post on /r/neoliberal
dickhead
I desperately need to impregnate the local news girl. How can i do this without going to jail
Pic is related she on the left
An ill-mannered man with no respect towards the cultural foundations of his country. And as far as I can see Facebook is full of them. Well, that's what liberal democracy has done: fools whose interests never go beyond beer and football believe they are equal to those who need much more in life than that.
Early 90's Volvo 240 is a patrician automobile.
Fucking bulletproof.
the matrix was the worst film of all time
thanks for reminding me I need to add "shill" and "neoliberal" to my filter list
b urself
Is there anything worse than being on a diet when mummy keeps filling the cupboards with biscuits and cakes?
I've told her to stop, swear she does it on purpose though
The fake smiles and dead eyes are killing me.
Genuinely was linking a ting from barking last year, had some good sex with her
love finding out people have lied about the traits that make them interesting, desu.
>having a filter list
Sad!
what's she called
nigger shagger
having no willpower
Yeah that's tv lad. But she doesn't seem fake and something about her makes me diamonds
>filter list
I wonder what Gary Barlow, esteemed musician and beloved popstar, is doing right now? Such a handsome, talented man that Gary Barlow. I, an ordinary man, am a huge fan of Gary Barlow and wish I could meet Gary Barlow myself.
She kate chappell put in a good word for me
why is your mum putting shopping in your house anyway?
i lie all the time
it's the most interesting thing about me
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youtube.com
aesthetic as fuck
>you.jpg
The only people who get upset about filtering are people who deserve to get filtered
Imagine living on the upside down part of the world
Barmy
Um excuse me sweaty but 'nam is American clay
COLOSSAL brain with lasers eminating from it - not talking about politics on an anime imageboard
>timestamp.png
um sweaty you forgot cascadia
Trump gud everyone else cucks
Had a ham & pineapple pizza with a mountain dew for dinner. What did you lads have for breakfast or dinner?
>making me go back all the way up the thread checking
Thoroughly regret clicking this
ate your mam out for my breakfast lmfao
Dunno why I find the idea of starting a rumor that Gary Barlow is an arsonist so funny. It's like something from Brass Eye.
two weetAbix with coconut milk and greek yogurt
an apple
two buttered hot cross buns
sometimes think i shouldn't lie, but should create self aggrandising titles for positions irrelevant to people who aren't me. Like titling myself President of North Rorkesland and identifying myself as such on meeting people. Might make me less forgettable as a person, even if I'm only memorable for being an unspeakable aspergio.
(North Rorkesland is a micronation in my cupboard that I created for the purpose of this post. Unlike most micronations desperate for citizens to lend them some credibility, this one is FULL.)
My Lainzine arrived today.
>lainzine.neocities.org
Has anyone else done any of the DIY projects in these things? I was thinking about having a go at the DIY tazer on page 22.
makis egg and sausage bagel with no sausage
bet they found this hilarious on reddit
child
BORN TO DIE. WORLD IS A FUARRRK.
Imagine making the same post several times a day
doing a reddit read lads
really want to live in an aesthetic cyberpunk dystopia
should I get a visa for Hong Kong or Singapore?
see that's what ruins it, people do things like that ironically now so redditors might think it's just quirky and not really funny but it's ironic so kind of funny. The model is Cwcville, not Sealand.
unquantifiable reverse entropy omniscient neurological mass behind any human understanding - posting fucking machines
is this accurate? my ends is
Next time get a pizza with eggs bacon and some kind of potato (hash browns or tater tots etc) shit is so cash
My meal was a bunch Italian sausage oh my god so much. Feels so good filled up with that Italian meat. Don't get me wrong i love Italian sausage but i was drunk when i got them and i couldn't say no until i was busting at the seams with italian mean deep inside me
Nonce
Did hugyank get laid?
Four weetabix, that's it. No noncey fruit or sugar. Just four weetabix in a bowl of milk heated in a microwave for two minutes.
Unironically read Reddit most days
Space, TIL & soccer subreddits are decent
dude, i fucking love catching up on the latest soccer games on reddit
two weetbix in a modest amount of milk heated for 1:30
Today's poll.
what's the part labelled hell
Me too desu. Not even bold ones but little bits and pieces trying to shape the opinions of those that interact with me. Some of them add up though. Struggle to know what's what always have to be reactionary in conversation because i can't remember who i told what to
>boring rich person who moved to Brexitland as a kid
bang on
tuna melt
ah yes, sex before 9:40am on a Wednesday
thinking about 3000 pound for a hug lad
hull i think
You’re intimidated by me because I could bring your mummy to a screaming orgasm with my large member
he has a gf now
Does it count if i have beminine birl billy
people joke about but reddit is genuine dogshit
met him irl
sound lad
no longer best friends with the ex gf on snapchat lads
goodbye qt :(
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Depends on what. It's great for niche stuff and its fucking awesome for porn. Anything else above like 20k subscribers just trash though
Used to be an annoying autistic lying rat
This website sorted me out
She’s being dealt with by a bigger male now
don't understand what's so bad about it desu
ah well still use it every day and don't care what meme club i belong to
Honest question how do you make an appointment with a doctor's surgery, got a penis problem so can't ask mummy for help
mulatto
call up the surgery and ask to book an appointment
youtube.com
the life theme choon
Call your GP and have him refer you
looks like an elf from skyrim
you need to be registered to a gp
thats a very bad allergic reaction that man's having
some places there seem to be populated with legitimately intelligent people like the philosophy and maths related subs but that might be because im a brainlet that doesn't understand much about those subjects
in any case the bigger subreddits are populated by bots and teenagers
fuck me my shoulders are massive
I'm kinda seeing someone new anyway. still sad to see it all end