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/brit/
not anime
fuck everyone in this thread
I ordered some spaghetti with marinara sauce, and I got egg noodles and ketchup. I'm an average nobody... get to live the rest of my life like a schnook.
still screaming at the mental image of a frenchman forcing a chubby northerner to eat a wine glass
The average spider eats about 4 people a year
i want to shower with a male and play with his willy.
obsessed, rent-free you could say
duck
duck
duck
duck
duck
GOOSE!!!
I have a two year residency so I can stay for as long as that at least, idk if I will though.
beats going back home where my life would be significantly more grim in comparison
Wish I was a short Asian female so I could spend less on alcohol
When they found Carbone in the meat truck, he was frozen so stiff it took them three days to thaw him out for the autopsy.
need a qt short haired gf to cuddle
just had sex with nassim lads
on the group chat I'm on the girls are saying Millie Bobby Brown is hot
will I ever be free from rampant villainous noncery? Even the females are doing it now
Yeah south east Asia is the shit. I am very happy to see you happy lad.
>Two years residency
Wtf we only get one year and you have to report at immigration every 90 days
your mum's significantly more grim in comparison
got an important /brit/ announcement lads:
potty cack WANKER
Two poos weigh the same as one pissbottle of water when submerged in water
I hate Sir Oswald Mosley because I only like winners
why not use this opportunity to extol the virtues of normalcy?
no poofs, no nonces, no abnormals whatsoever
*thinks long and hard*
...'poo'
So you like Stalin?
arf haha
On my way to south east Asia for some hardcore sex tourism lads. Going to fuck a great deal, and pulverise many a hairy jungle pussy
Everything is a mess
*poos long and hard*
...'think'
wypipo smdh
'ce
>now
you've never heard the things girls say to other girls in private mate
locker room talk holds true to women too btw and they're even more crude than men
just the other day girl I work with said she wants to snort a line of coke of some guys dick
Wish faggots would not be openly faggots
It's offensive to families and children
just squeezed out a vile shite
was staring at it in the bowl and for some reason it reminded me of your mum
yeah sure, south east asia for "pussies"
Did any of you guys know you can get high from microwave popcorn?
how would you know what girls talk about in private
Has any more news about this come out?
love him even though I hate c*mmunism
if you don't rate me, shame on you
visa laws are much more lenient here
I'm friends with this ancient French guy who has basically retired here and travels around the country from hotel to hotel fucking prostitutes and writing for a European journal or something like that.
I don;t think I could leave my homeland forever but at my age it would be really shit going back rn and having to find some dreary job, a shit apartment, and lose all my money on bills instead of fun things
Just been banned for life from all airlines for professing to plunder pussy the whole world over
Holy fuck dog, those are some uglyass kids
yeah apparently they were only fed one bowl of alosersayswhat a week, can you believe that?
'ce
your mum travels around the country from hotel to hotel fucking prostitutes
sorry mate, I am REALLY bored
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>yeah apparently they were only fed one bowl of alosersayswhat a week, can you believe that?
whats that mate?calle
waheyyyyy
>calle
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the ol writers block for /brit/ posts
Gary Barlow is a cuck
Never jerked off before so I wonder if my energy will overflow if I keep this up?
got some chinese skips lads
wonder when the right time to break up with my gf will be
I do NOT want to be in a relationship when I'm in freshers
It's cold as FUCK in my room lads
to be honest
i don't feel loved enough by my girlfriend
she doesn't make an active effort to talk to me
bit sad really
what do you guys think?
remembered retroarch exists and i'm angry again
useless piece of shit never fucking works, and nobody bothers making standalone emulators properly anymore because they think they can outsource the UI to retroarch.
fucking redditor cunts
simon cowell is a massive faggot
unfathomable that the jews would false flag an attack on their own nation state
bit distressing 2bh
reading quora lads
after you've heemed her
heem her
ah yes, chips
Don't know if it's the case in Vietnam too with all the communism and stuff but even in terms of money, there are more opportunities to make serious cash here in Thailand than in a place like Canada or Europe. The economy is booming! My GF works for a French guy who just puts interns in contact with companies. he calls himself a consultant and lives in a mini mansion. If I get in on something like that then I am here forever.
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Expeding to the kitchen for a naughty snack. The snack being: ready salted crisp butty, and some biscuits. I am doing this simply for a much-needed energy boost.
Lot easier to get a new bird when youve already got one, dont do it too late or tfw no gf grows back again and you become repulsive to women
FOLC
>Hi. I am a 21 year old muslim girl from Pakistan
already know this is going to be horrible
all chads and or normies FUCK OFF FUCK OFF UFCK OFF
ta
now that thats outta the way how are you lads x
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they use a LOT of disgusting Y*nkisms here
Go post cartoon children with the other weird little convicts
GOOD edition
nerd
how many girls you fucked brus
Kidnap Gary Barlows family and use the hostage sitiation to extort his ill gained wealth from him then get robbie williams to fuck his wife
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its probably easier to get big money in Thailand generally since its a wealthier country on its way to becoming Asian Tiger tier, but Vietnam is growing and for teaching at least its better.
right now I'm working on becoming competent with the language and maybe investing here in the future.
a lot of Western Europe and North America is too stagnant and its really hard to move up in any industry without putting years and years on the line, nearly every industry is so saturated and prices are much higher, not great for a young guy.
is it easy for a foreigner to settle permanently there on some sort of long term business visa?
going to start attending Church
get in touch with my Catholic roots
is pakistan worse than india
need a latex gf
>how many girls you fucked brus
Slipknots first album was 7/10 tbqh
Soft arse cunt
yes
I only went to the border but you could see it was already slipping from there
and to slip from India you've gotta be irredeemably shit
>Slipknots first album was 7/10 tbqh
Do people still play Minecraft in 2018?
LET MAN'S PETTY NATIONS
TEAR THEMSELVES APART
MY LAND'S ONLY BORDERS
LIE AROUND MY HEART!
ah yes
*screaming intensifies*
love black men
hate being awake, hate it
Are there still autistic people in 2018?
autism is a mental illness
well done, Billy
*pats your head*
I just wanna feel.
Real love feel the home that I live in
'Cause I got too much life.
Running through my veins.
Going to waste.
you'll find more spirituality on some meme pagan youtubers channel than you will in a church
AHH!! AHH!! SATAN'S POOS ARE DARK RED!!!! HATEFUL MAGGOT PATHETIC AND DEAD!!!! THE BEST PART OF DEATH IS CUTTING OFF A HEAD!! I VOMIT IN MY SUIT WHEN I GO TO BED!!!! YAAAGGGAAHHH!! ARHH, AAAHHHH!!! SEALED PAIN STINGS MY BRAIN!!!! THE DEVIL POOS A CRIMSON RAIN!!!! VAMPIRE SOCIETY FUCKING DRAINS MY FUCKING BRAIN!! I JUST THREW UP!!!!!!!!!!!
where do you find rorkes and tarqs in uni
aurora borealis
Genuinely obsessed with those domesticated house westernised nigger women
wouldn't water down my superior whitey genetics tho, black women are only a commodity used for sexual gratification
the borealis from half life and portal