Jasper vs Bismuth

Jasper vs Bismuth.
Who'd win Sup Forums?

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Who?

>Jasper lost to Lapis
>Bismuth took her ass out

Bismuth.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=SpB1wA1tRE
Spoilers

It could be a rock-paper-scissors type deal

Dead video is dead.

>Bismuth is Grass-type

They're both brute force lackeys except Bismuth was smart enough to realise that the best way to bring the insanely powerful water elemental to heel wasn't through shouting at her right next to the FUCKING OCEAN but through knocking her the fuck out.

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>Jasper lost to Lapis
ayylmao not even

>so she'd definitely lose

Bismuth having a hollow chest is a really cool design feature.

Gemmy two shoes

Yeah I love her gem

>Sassy LGBT Crystal woman
I can almost hear the shitstorm brewing on tumblr already.

Jasper is gonna win

How do you think she is gonna get redeemed? By saving Lapis from the violent war criminal Bismuth

Garnet.

I kind of want to see this now

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Greg.

2 giant women going at it. In skin tight clothing that's probably not clothing. Grunting. Maybe get a jello pool in and bam.

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Sign me the fuck up

We do
right before we die, being crushed by 2 buff women

There's worse ways to go

Well at least we'll get 24 hours notice. That's more than most of us get. All most of us get is 'Mind that bus' 'What bus?' SPLAT!

Death!!! Death by Snusnu

Ha true

That's a victory

delete this

Jasper is worst gem

More like Rock-quartz-metal

If bismuth can be a gem what other metals are gems?

>More than 1 thing happening in a episode
Nope 11 minutes user.
Bismuth is just going to turn out to be a fanatic and everyone else is going to force her back into the bubble.
You can see it coming from miles away.

I'm kind of disappointed fan artists had that part of her design nailed years ago, I was hoping for her to wear her gem on her head like an Escher-esque Devo Hat.

If it looks pretty as a monolithic Crystal

Personally, i'm a little disappointed that Bismuth isn't male. Like you said, bismuth is a metal and not a stone like the other gems. When I saw Bismuth's figure in "Same Old World", I was kind of hoping that would be an introduction to a race of metals as a counterpart to the gems.

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That is was and always be a completely retarded theory.
There is not going to be a race of metal men suddenly introduced.

Why does Bismuth look like a rejected Undertale character?

Did someone say Metal Men?

Because she's a Steven Universe character.

This.

"Metal Men" has always been a seriously juvenile fan theory.